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time to return to the uppity yuppity side of town

12/19/2009 8:52:00 PM

awww his mom sent me a christmas note

12/19/2009 9:11:58 PM

I love hot chicks with low self-esteem.

12/19/2009 9:12:16 PM

breakfast for dinner:

eggs
maple bacon
cheese toast

12/19/2009 9:16:02 PM

cold as fuck outside

12/19/2009 9:32:19 PM

baby it's cold outside

12/19/2009 9:33:16 PM

ahh the snow finally decided to show up

12/19/2009 9:33:51 PM

I LOVE COCK

12/19/2009 9:39:19 PM

Dr. Who special airing on BBCA...
Is pretty good.

12/19/2009 9:44:29 PM

Quote :

"^the song in that sounds familiar"

i was in 28 Days Later

12/19/2009 9:46:56 PM

WHORE

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 10:17 PM. Reason : ASDF]

12/19/2009 10:14:18 PM

dooood that's what i was asking you about!!!

12/19/2009 10:14:53 PM

you whore

12/19/2009 10:17:11 PM

imma whore?

12/19/2009 10:18:19 PM

no

her

for posting as me everytime i go pee

12/19/2009 10:19:10 PM

hahaahah you're the one who leaves the computer - leaving it open for her to do it!

12/19/2009 10:19:43 PM

12/19/2009 10:21:45 PM

Quote :

"SIR MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA"

12/19/2009 10:22:34 PM

COCK LOOKER

12/19/2009 10:23:54 PM

Free liquor, this is what I'm talking about

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 10:58 PM. Reason : spelling]

12/19/2009 10:54:52 PM

my friend and her boyfriend need to realize how thin their fucking walls are

12/19/2009 11:08:17 PM

attn John Mayer:
I, too, am familiar with the minor pentatonic scale popularized by guitar stylings found in blues and classic rock. now GTF off the stage

12/19/2009 11:08:50 PM

omg shutup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/19/2009 11:15:25 PM

*squeak* *squeak* *thump*

12/19/2009 11:19:17 PM

pretty fucking much

12/19/2009 11:19:40 PM

stupid nfl network

12/19/2009 11:25:11 PM

stupid fucking headache

12/19/2009 11:26:24 PM

fucking church in the morning...
I really do need to say something to my parents about the whole mess, though they do generally seem to take the hint and let me sleep in.

12/19/2009 11:50:58 PM

i thought you were talking about fucking in church tromboner

12/19/2009 11:54:17 PM

No, though that would be awesome with the right girl.

12/19/2009 11:55:44 PM

I have to work the church nursery in the morning.

12/19/2009 11:56:49 PM

I know a girl that actually did fuck in church during a sermon.

They church had a downstairs area and she met another guy down there and had at it... the things you learn when playing "never have i ever"

12/20/2009 12:05:21 AM

I put off way to much stuff for tomorrow.

12/20/2009 12:05:32 AM

Party crashing FTW

12/20/2009 12:11:52 AM

feeling yucky

12/20/2009 12:31:14 AM

holy mother of god

^answer to your text: no to orlando; IDK about work. If I do work, the $17/hr job gets priority

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 12:32 AM. Reason : d]

12/20/2009 12:32:27 AM

well, i unexpectedly got it covered

12/20/2009 12:34:59 AM

cool

I don't know why I'm so swamped even though school is out

12/20/2009 12:35:51 AM

i been swamped for the past two years



school was easy compared to real life, i cant believe how easy school was compared to my last two years

12/20/2009 12:37:08 AM

My friends and I went shopping all day today, then we came home and drank a lot and watched Inglorious Basterds, then we played in the snow, then we drank more, then we left to go to the nearby hotel bar and drank more, then we came home and are all tired as hell.

I only have one more family member to go shopping for, and apparently they're OK with a giftcard! Too bad everybody else is getting a useful/meaningful gift.

12/20/2009 12:37:27 AM

i dono man i think gift cards are pretty meaningful

12/20/2009 12:38:26 AM

I'm hungry but too tired to get up.

I should probably start my Christmas shopping tomorrow.

12/20/2009 12:39:52 AM

Well, ok, everybody else is getting something they can put to good use the day of christmas.

All she gets is a little piece of plastic, which I think is a kind of lame gift to ask for for christmas.

I mean, it's just stupid easy to charge $50 to a gift card and say LOL HERE YOU GO! It takes slightly more thought to pick out some jewelry and clothing that somebody might like, though.

12/20/2009 12:40:24 AM

sweet dreams.

12/20/2009 1:23:21 AM

somebody find me a small house to rent near mayo lake without a lot of other houses nearby

12/20/2009 1:41:55 AM

tired but not sure i want to go to sleep. i can't wait for this week to be over with. so tired of the holidays and all the shit that runs through my head for a month while i try to cope with it

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 1:47 AM. Reason : .]

12/20/2009 1:46:39 AM

i think its funny that one of my friends is on a constant quest to find a girlfriend and when he does go out with a girl after talking her up big, he's like, "meh i dunno if i'll go out with her again" after the date.

12/20/2009 1:48:19 AM

I was looking at my Brother in laws amazon list to see what to get him and he has a bunch of CD's by Breaking Benjamin, AFI and Gavin Degraw. Now I don't want to get him a gift.

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 1:53 AM. Reason : Maybe I should get the case for one of those and put the soundtrack to enchanted in it]

12/20/2009 1:51:08 AM

Quote :

"I was looking at my Brother in laws amazon list to see what to get him and he has a bunch of CD's by Breaking Benjamin and Gavin Degraw. Now I don't want to get him a gift."

you should just go ahead and get him the jonas brothers album. you know he wants one, he's probably just too embarrassed to ask for it. especially if those 2 artists are within his selection list.

12/20/2009 1:53:49 AM

Sweet Jesus that was unexpected

12/20/2009 2:12:09 AM