Big relief, it wasn't him, it's someone who lives in the same town and has the same full name.

12/20/2009 2:41:33 AM

near alcohol poisoning always puts a damper on an evening

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 4:21 AM. Reason : fuck i need to get to bed]

12/20/2009 4:00:12 AM

is it gay that i like that "fireflies" song by owl city?

12/20/2009 4:37:53 AM

Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky.

12/20/2009 4:41:16 AM

I always like covers of Beatles songs so much better than their original versions...

for example, this is so fucking awesome

12/20/2009 4:50:19 AM

I don't think that's better than the original.

However, it is really awesome.

12/20/2009 6:12:52 AM

I hate this nightmare that I keep having....it's like a combination of law and order and the Saw movies.

12/20/2009 7:07:29 AM

a great way to piss off UNC fans....have this as your status...

Quote :

"Roy Williams is a joke. "

12/20/2009 8:45:34 AM

12/20/2009 8:54:34 AM

Damn. I haven't slept in until 10 in I don't know how long!

12/20/2009 10:04:37 AM

Time for a nap.

12/20/2009 10:08:56 AM

mmm

hangover


BUT SHIT, IS THAT BACON ON THE STOVE

FUCK YEAH IT IS

12/20/2009 10:43:02 AM

headin' up to Greensboro where some of the evil white stuff lingereth

12/20/2009 10:44:56 AM

damn what the hell was said to make that bitch freak out?

12/20/2009 10:58:11 AM

I don't want to go to the stores again today.

Dammit, I should've grabbed wrapping paper and the other shit while I was out yesterday, lol.

12/20/2009 10:59:19 AM

hmmmmm let's see if i actually make it to dc tomorrow.

12/20/2009 11:01:48 AM

Why am I watching Freaky Friday? Why am I staring at Lindsay like some perv? I need to go hit the gym.

12/20/2009 11:18:13 AM

gah, gotta drive to Concord for family thing w/stuck up ass family

12/20/2009 11:25:30 AM

crap

I forgot my abx yesterday

12/20/2009 11:26:50 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfgmjcvUeGs&feature=related

LOL

12/20/2009 11:36:31 AM

i need a nap

12/20/2009 12:23:27 PM

It's 47 degrees in my house right now....no joke

12/20/2009 12:26:20 PM

^ I told you to stay warm!!!

12/20/2009 12:33:10 PM

Run then shower then I don't know what else. Being at home is fucking boring.

12/20/2009 12:34:53 PM

must finish lunch, then wake up the tessa and feed her before the nurses show up again to bug me. though i'm hoping for another percocet within the hour. then some bonding time with her till MJ gets back from letting the dogs out at home.

at least we get to go home tomorrow (being in the hospital for over 5 days sucks).

12/20/2009 12:36:22 PM

clearly i don't listen very well

12/20/2009 12:39:05 PM

Clearly

12/20/2009 12:41:39 PM

i REALLY don't feel like going christmas shopping.

12/20/2009 12:46:55 PM

Wohoo up to 54 already!

12/20/2009 1:03:59 PM

I'm still missing 2 grades

12/20/2009 1:05:26 PM

^ I, too, am still missing grades.

12/20/2009 1:09:06 PM

i don't wanna pack. i would rather be lazy

12/20/2009 1:13:51 PM

I can't stop fucking coughing because of this cold weather running!

12/20/2009 1:16:02 PM

do you pronounce the word whilst with a long i or a short i? is it like WHILE-ST or is it like WILL-ST?

12/20/2009 1:20:29 PM

^^

run on a treadmill

12/20/2009 1:21:20 PM

i've been coughing cause of the cold dry air fuckin with my throat, getting all congested at night and shit.

12/20/2009 1:23:37 PM

jeeze - get a humdifier?

12/20/2009 1:24:08 PM

ahem

aren't there any english majors on who can answer my question?

12/20/2009 1:25:06 PM

while-st

12/20/2009 1:25:40 PM

damnit i've been saying it wrong

12/20/2009 1:26:12 PM

^^^^might have to get one for bmel anyway.

i'm all cleared up anyway now

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 1:29 PM. Reason : ^^]

12/20/2009 1:26:14 PM

i have an 11th century english riddle for you:

I am a strange creature, for I satisy women...
I grow very tall, erect in a bed,
I'm hairy underneath, From time to time
A beautiful girl, the brave daughter
Of some fellow dares to hold me
Grips my reddish skin, robs me of my head
And puts me in the pantry. At once that girl
With plaited hair who has confined me
Remembers our meeting. Her eye moistens.

what is it?

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 1:31 PM. Reason : puts]

12/20/2009 1:31:38 PM

does vanilla extract ever go bad?

12/20/2009 1:33:23 PM

^^onion?

[Edited on December 20, 2009 at 1:35 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2009 1:33:27 PM

precisely, good job

12/20/2009 1:37:31 PM

i want nothing more than to go for a 2 hour bike ride right now and there's nothing but slush and snow. i probably won't be able to hit the road till tuesday at the earliest

12/20/2009 1:37:56 PM

oh goodie

all sorts of confused all over again

12/20/2009 1:50:04 PM

^ Why?

12/20/2009 2:12:44 PM

I'm getting right judgmental in my old day.

...Oh well

What did I come in here to post?

12/20/2009 2:17:38 PM

How come women can blame being extremely bitchy on hormones, but men, who have hormones that make us more prone to aggression, can't kick someones ass and blame it on our masculine hormones.

12/20/2009 2:19:23 PM