Ovechkin 0 Morrisson

Quote :

"i just swallowed a pill and it's stuck in my throat "

First world problems?

12/21/2009 12:46:46 PM

have a drink

12/21/2009 12:48:25 PM

dont die in a tub full of your own vomit

12/21/2009 12:49:17 PM

^^^ for real

^^ trying, it's taking a lot of swallowing to get it down.

12/21/2009 12:49:56 PM

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

12/21/2009 12:50:30 PM

Quote :

"it's taking a lot of swallowing to get it down."

that is SO going in the context thread

12/21/2009 12:51:35 PM

12/21/2009 12:54:26 PM

iwubj00

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 12:54 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 12:54:42 PM

i think i have strep so the swallowing thing is kinda hard right now

12/21/2009 1:06:18 PM

Quote :

"it's taking a lot of swallowing to get it down."

if i had a nickel for every time i heard that..

12/21/2009 1:07:31 PM

Quote :

"i'm going to have a Brittany Murphy marathon this weekend. the lineup will include (but is not limited to) Clueless, Girl Interrupted, Little Black Book, 8 Mile, and Just Married."

It's a good thing we own 2 TVs, because the only Brittany Murphy movie I want to watch is Spun. That somehow didn't even make your list.

12/21/2009 1:10:18 PM

i should add Spun to my list. i haven't seen it yet, so i'll watch that too. but it might tarnish the whole "bubbly happy girl" image of Brittany i have in my head

12/21/2009 1:11:15 PM

Wow, Brittany Murphy's only decent movie was "8 Mile".

12/21/2009 1:12:16 PM

decent?

niche film, that really wasnt that good

she was just the free world ho

12/21/2009 1:12:52 PM

fuck a duck - hit my pandora limit.

i could create a new account with my other email address but i'm lazy

12/21/2009 1:20:40 PM

^^ I use the term decent loosely. Like Brittany Murphy level of loose.

12/21/2009 1:22:03 PM

Can't read my
Can't read my
no he can't read my
sarah face

12/21/2009 1:22:33 PM

^^^ It tracks you by your IP address so that wouldn't work

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 1:23 PM. Reason : ]

12/21/2009 1:23:01 PM

sonofabitch

12/21/2009 1:23:28 PM

Quote :

"but it might tarnish the whole "bubbly happy girl" image of Brittany i have in my head "

I have a "geeked out trashy hooker" image of Brittany, and Spun portrays this perfectly.

12/21/2009 1:23:57 PM

^ Also, after seeing the scene with the girl strapped to the bed, Brittany Murphy's character won't seem so bad!

12/21/2009 1:26:41 PM

3

more

hours

12/21/2009 1:31:58 PM

its not that i don't want to work

its that getting a 3 hour shift is pointless

12/21/2009 1:58:17 PM

i think i met the most beautiful man in the entire world Friday night...


and i literally mean the world...because he's from Italy...


it was random meeting him at a farm in Wilson

12/21/2009 2:01:00 PM

um HELLO

reel that one in!!!

then you can move to italy and have beautiful children

12/21/2009 2:01:46 PM

All of this melting snow is going to freeze tonight. And the roads ate going to be SHIT tomorrow

12/21/2009 2:02:22 PM

well..he's already married with a couple of kids...


but i'm going to ask him if he has a single brother that's maybe 1/3 as attractive....because he'll still be better looking than any other man i've ever met

12/21/2009 2:03:13 PM

hahahaha

good plan!!!

12/21/2009 2:03:51 PM

ouch to all the men you've met!

12/21/2009 2:07:24 PM

Sweaters were invented in 1997 ?

I call bullshit

12/21/2009 2:07:52 PM

ugh- i'm tired...

12/21/2009 2:22:06 PM

haha now that my "dream girl" is all about ME, i'm beginning to realize it was just the whole act-of-getting-her that i wanted and just the idea of her liking me, i doubt i'll even hook up with her now

12/21/2009 2:23:52 PM

lameass

12/21/2009 2:25:45 PM

wth is going on here

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 2:28 PM. Reason : evwniovne]

12/21/2009 2:25:54 PM

jesus brett, edit that shit

i don't want tdub to know the names of cool people

12/21/2009 2:27:10 PM

IT'S TOO LATE NOW!!

12/21/2009 2:30:31 PM

blah

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 2:30 PM. Reason : ns]

12/21/2009 2:30:32 PM

haha i was joking


pm sent

12/21/2009 2:31:05 PM

ALL YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES ARE ABOUT TO BE MADE REAL

12/21/2009 2:31:06 PM

I could use some Klonopin today.

12/21/2009 2:31:43 PM

just kidding

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 2:32 PM. Reason : ^ that won't help you poop]

12/21/2009 2:31:50 PM

I could use some adderall today... I am lazy and distracted as fuck- not to mention tired



I hope moving doesn't take too long so I can shower and nap before going out tonight

12/21/2009 2:34:41 PM

I am looking forward to going out tonight.

12/21/2009 2:35:28 PM

you don't need adderall for THAT... you need a swift kick in the ass

12/21/2009 2:35:57 PM

this reminds me of a quote I recently saw on facebook:

Quote :

" I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?"

12/21/2009 2:37:42 PM

I'm only going to be dropping by to say hey and bye...

i am working tonight and have to come into the office early as shit tomorrow...

12/21/2009 2:40:43 PM

more cow butts to examine?

12/21/2009 2:41:11 PM

lots more

12/21/2009 2:42:05 PM

12/21/2009 2:43:11 PM

hahaha

12/21/2009 2:44:02 PM