it's amazing how many people on cops get dinged for like, busted taillights then get all crazy and run from the cops

12/21/2009 4:19:02 PM

A drink. I need about ten of them.

12/21/2009 4:19:33 PM

12/21/2009 4:21:04 PM

^NOM NOM NOM

and to the bacon sushi too

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 4:21:08 PM

Quote :

"A drink. I need about ten of them. "

that's the 2nd time i've quoted you today. keep up the good work chief.

12/21/2009 4:21:12 PM

Bacon vodka actually seems like it would have potential.

12/21/2009 4:22:59 PM

Okay. Let's up the ante.

20 MOTHERFUCKING DRINKS! GIMME DAT SHIT!

12/21/2009 4:23:11 PM

^^I'm skeptical, but I won't hate on it 'till I give it a try

12/21/2009 4:23:41 PM

^^I concede defeat.

12/21/2009 4:24:13 PM

I just like salty drinks I think.

I need to find a martini with soy sauce or something. Hmmmm.

12/21/2009 4:25:22 PM

Don't try to make your own bacon vodka though.

12/21/2009 4:25:28 PM

wow.

12/21/2009 4:26:22 PM

^^ WTF

I'm going running and I'm going to run an extra 5 miles because of that post.

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 4:27 PM. Reason : HEART ATTACK VODKA]

12/21/2009 4:26:37 PM

That looks disgusting

12/21/2009 4:26:38 PM

Attention Wake County,
I think you MIGHT could afford to give all of us teachers a raise if you'd turn the damn AIR CONIDITONING OFFFFFFF. It's WINTER FOR CHRISTSAKE and my classroom is FIFTY DEGREES.
Ice Cubed,
Cass

12/21/2009 4:28:01 PM

i can't see half the pics lucy is posting cuz they're blocked at work

and right now, i'm grateful for that

bird's nests and turkey bacon for dinner

12/21/2009 4:28:10 PM

BACONTINI, the martini for men

12/21/2009 4:29:12 PM

^ FAT MEN

12/21/2009 4:29:57 PM

I'm a chubby chaser.

12/21/2009 4:30:55 PM

I think you're just jealous because you're too superficial to drink liquid bacon.

12/21/2009 4:31:17 PM

I, for one, am too superficial to drink liquefied bacon

12/21/2009 4:32:57 PM

liquified bacon = bacon grease?

Sign me up. I want to achieve a butt like this:

12/21/2009 4:35:05 PM

Where'd you find that picture of me?

12/21/2009 4:35:32 PM

Be glad I didn't post your nudes.

12/21/2009 4:36:24 PM

^^ & ^^^



[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 4:37 PM. Reason : Might as well]

12/21/2009 4:36:48 PM

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 4:37 PM. Reason : hahaha, guess i should make my own dat ass eventually]

12/21/2009 4:37:00 PM

^^ I wonder what it feels like to have your dick pass through a gravitational event horizon.

12/21/2009 4:37:21 PM

hmmmmm finally have the internet back



now i get to be stuck here til my parents come get me. oh family christmas functions how i loathe thee

12/21/2009 4:52:49 PM

I don't really understand the whole dat ass thing

12/21/2009 4:54:29 PM

I don't really understand the whole dat ass thing

12/21/2009 4:59:46 PM

its the expression of a man seeing an incredible ass, the eyes gaze in awed admiration at the most beautiful work of whatever creator they believe in, be it god or nature. Their lip bitten back in restraint of the reaction that our primal instincts demand but that modern society forbids.

12/21/2009 5:00:15 PM

double post 5 minutes apart - nice

12/21/2009 5:00:26 PM

Maaan my bad. It's hard to tww on the crackberry sometimes

12/21/2009 5:06:48 PM

goddamn

every time the dog lays on the remote she manages to go to MASN every time

12/21/2009 5:38:38 PM

My dad just asked me where the term "hot mess" came from?

12/21/2009 5:44:29 PM

men's doubles luge may be one of the gayer things ive ever seen

12/21/2009 6:13:54 PM

fuck

i just knocked a rocks glass out of the cabinet and it fell on my pizza stone, shattered and got glass all over my dinner

12/21/2009 6:41:04 PM

I got an email from a director in a different group asking to talk to me tomorrow

12/21/2009 6:42:18 PM

back in raleigh, heading out now

12/21/2009 7:01:30 PM

1/2 price pint nite


I <3 mondays.

12/21/2009 7:02:44 PM

strike that etd has been pushed back 40 minutes

12/21/2009 7:06:17 PM

oh fuck you j.crew.


[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 7:07 PM. Reason : e]

12/21/2009 7:06:38 PM

Who sells skate shoes around here other than Vertical Urge?

12/21/2009 7:09:42 PM

i didn't think my sense of taste was all that different from other women but i really dont like some of the other stuff these other ladys do... huh

12/21/2009 7:09:49 PM

mario batali is killin it on jeopardy

12/21/2009 7:47:19 PM

Forrest Gump is the best movie evar

12/21/2009 8:06:33 PM

sing off

12/21/2009 8:08:59 PM

ITS ALL OVER!!!!!!

JOSS STONE WINS THE VOCAL CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD

12/21/2009 8:10:27 PM

^^yay it's the finale tonight

i've really enjoyed Sing-Off

12/21/2009 8:11:45 PM

set em up

12/21/2009 8:16:21 PM