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12/22/2009 5:21:03 PM

exactly

i was at our kitchen table and my dad's toilet overflowed through it last night

and now it is clogged again (i don't know WHAT he does in there)

and he just came down and said i might want to move

i wonder if i should remove the christmas table cloth from the table as well

12/22/2009 5:22:21 PM

the person i have plans with for tonight is not texting me or calling me back.
so maybe i should just stay in with mom and watch a movie. and not spend money.

12/22/2009 5:27:48 PM

twoozles pwnt, stay home

12/22/2009 5:29:15 PM

twoozles pwnt, stay home

12/22/2009 5:31:18 PM

i don't think you guys should be allowed to make tww references that were before your time



and ooo just got a text!

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

12/22/2009 5:32:55 PM

i can't decide if i should go out or not ton

probably not. i have to work 1 - 6 tomorrow and then go straight to baby sitting 3 kids for who knows how long. would not be fun hungover.

hmmm. maybe a movie though?!

12/22/2009 5:37:07 PM

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 5:39 PM. Reason : haha...i don't remember any of these ]

12/22/2009 5:37:45 PM

We are timeless.

12/22/2009 5:42:38 PM

my cat just gave me an incredibly painful hickey

ouch

12/22/2009 5:45:04 PM

i really don't feel like planning this excursion to a national conference in Salt Lake City, Utah. But I gotta do it.

12/22/2009 5:48:28 PM

h0ngry

12/22/2009 5:53:28 PM

someone is trusting me with their infant tomorrow night

i'm kind of scared for them. i mean. it has been a hot minute since i baby sat an infant

and i'm not very motherly

please just let it sleep the whole time.

12/22/2009 5:54:27 PM

Exactly how hot was this minute?

12/22/2009 5:55:53 PM

like 5 years hot

12/22/2009 5:57:00 PM

just make sure no one opens the door.

12/22/2009 6:03:20 PM

haha

12/22/2009 6:03:55 PM

Celery did not alleviate my hunger.

12/22/2009 6:05:11 PM

were you expecting it to?! haha.

12/22/2009 6:06:04 PM

shit, really???

12/22/2009 6:06:22 PM

I ate a whole bunch. I figured that would do something.



bunch vs. stalk

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 6:08 PM. Reason : lol, fiber ]

12/22/2009 6:07:01 PM

Thinking about the sushi i just ordered at Tasu, and how hungry i am.

12/22/2009 6:07:16 PM

is a stalk just one long piece or the whole group/bushel thing?

12/22/2009 6:07:45 PM

I fixed my post. You were correct in your thinking, fwiw.

12/22/2009 6:10:11 PM

haha oh ok

i was gonna say if you just ate a stalk i don't see how that would fill anyone up

but yea you'd kinda expect the whole bunch (who knew that is what it was called?!) to do something i suppose. shoulda put dressing or peanut butter on it!

12/22/2009 6:11:12 PM

I put ranch on it. I just ate some pretzel sticks with mustard. That took the edge off. We're about to eat spaghetti in an hour or so. So, I'm trying not to get full or anything. Just also trying not to starve.

12/22/2009 6:13:36 PM

if i finish my work soon i'm going to sit here and get hammered

12/22/2009 6:16:27 PM

post boobies here while you are at it, LP

kthxsbai

12/22/2009 6:17:30 PM

This time last year I was laid off right before Christmas. bah humbug!

12/22/2009 6:27:37 PM

green nail polish is soooooooooooo awesome

12/22/2009 7:09:16 PM

Reading the posts in this thread in sequence is really kind of entertaining.

12/22/2009 7:11:42 PM

I hope you don't mean from the beginning

12/22/2009 7:13:10 PM

Oh no. Just the top of the page.

12/22/2009 7:15:49 PM

anybody interested in getting dinner?

12/22/2009 7:18:22 PM

Our remote broke. Glad the tv is stuck on UFC.

12/22/2009 7:20:05 PM

^ god forbid you have to get up

12/22/2009 7:24:08 PM

I did my exercise for the day. kthx.

12/22/2009 7:25:03 PM

Oh, okay then. Carry on.

12/22/2009 7:26:01 PM

yay ups delivery came in, christmas isnt ruined yay

12/22/2009 7:30:49 PM

Jesus christ, its gonna cost $745 per person to send people to this fucking national conference. 3 nights at $89/night, $139 for the conference fees, and $339 for the airlines.

Jesus. This is why you don't host your conference on the other side of the fucking nation (Salt Lake City)

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : wat]

12/22/2009 7:36:26 PM

i'm at the pizza huttttttt

12/22/2009 8:48:23 PM

i want breakfast for dinner but i'm lazy

12/22/2009 8:50:00 PM

i'm so tired of being tired

12/22/2009 8:50:57 PM

welp this is it

bye raleigh

12/22/2009 8:59:26 PM

12/22/2009 9:00:00 PM

12/22/2009 9:00:41 PM

I desperately need some good news tomorrow.

12/22/2009 9:03:10 PM

^ you guys doing okay?

12/22/2009 9:05:53 PM

wish my gingerbread house would finish making itself

12/22/2009 9:06:32 PM

FUCK YOU, YOU GALLAGHER - RICHARD SIMMONS HYBRID FANNY PACK WEARING MOTHER FUCKER

12/22/2009 9:08:16 PM