i got no crisco

and i'm not sure if all purpose flour will work for cake flour, that can be answered with google.

but still, no crisco

12/28/2009 9:14:19 PM

here are 2 more. i can't vouch for the deliciousness of these cause i don't remember. maybe for the hershey syrup in these you could use the choc. chips?!

CHOCOLATE CAKE

1 stick oleo, 4 eggs, pinch salt, 1c. flour, 1c sugar, 1 1/3 tbsp baking powder, 1 tbsp vanilla, 1 large can chocolate syrup

cream butter sugar add 1 egg at a time. add other ingredients. bake 9x12x2 for 30 minutes at 350

(also have the icing recipe if you are interested, this takes choc chips)

HERSHEY CAKE

cream: 1 stick butter, 1 c. sugar add (one at a time) 4 eggs, then add 1 16 oz hershey syrup, 1 tbsp vanilla, 1 c. flour, 1 tbsp baking powder

icing for this one is the same as above

ICING:
1 stick oleo, 1 c. sugar, 1/3 c. evaporated milk, 1/2 c. choc chips

heat sugar, milk oleo boil 1 min, remove add choc chips our hot over cake in pan

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 9:14:43 PM

THIS IS KILLING ME

if it weren't after 9pm i'd run to the store for a cheap boxed cake mix, i don't even want the frosting, just a little piece of cake

12/28/2009 9:15:34 PM

I've checked my dipstick baby, and you need lubrication.



OMG I love Ozzy - Flying High.


[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 9:18 PM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 9:16:21 PM

^^ HERE IS ONE THAT DOESNT NEED CRISCO!!

Gateau de chocolat

in double boiler melt 5 sq semi sweet chocolate (here you could use the choc chips?!) with 3 tbsp milk, stir in 1 stick or 1/2 cup butter (softened and cut into bits), and remove from hot water, stir in 3 egg yolks and 1/2 c. each or sugar and flour

in bowl beat 3 egg whites w/ pinch of salt until hard stiff peaks. add 1/4 of egg whites to chocolate mixture and fold gently but thoroughly, pour the choc. mixture over the remaining egg whites and combine gently but thoroughly put in a greasted and floured square pan (8in) and bake in middle of preheated oven at 350 for 30 minutes

12/28/2009 9:19:59 PM

ooh that sounds soooo good. but that sounds too tough for me i really wish i just kept chocolate cake mix in stock for these special situations when i'm craving something sweet

12/28/2009 9:20:56 PM

12/28/2009 9:20:59 PM

^^ i know

when i saw double boiler i was like WHOA WHOA too much work

12/28/2009 9:22:21 PM

gah this blows

hubby won't go to the store for me

12/28/2009 9:22:56 PM

Kick his ass C-Bass!

12/28/2009 9:25:16 PM

nom nom i have some rice krispie treats i just made

12/28/2009 9:26:59 PM

i'm pretty sure what i just ate shouldn't qualify as supper...

but i have to start cutting back immediately or else....


FUCK YOU HOLIDAY 5 POUNDS

12/28/2009 9:41:57 PM

jesus titty fucking christ i'm sore!!!!!!

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 9:56 PM. Reason : hmm tomorrow is gonna be rough]

12/28/2009 9:56:15 PM

did I see titty?

12/28/2009 9:59:32 PM

Quote :

" FUCK YOU HOLIDAY 5 POUNDS "

fuck you 12 - 13lbs i've gained since june/july

being depressed and NOT eating was sure a lot better for my body image than being depressed and eating. sigh.

12/28/2009 10:00:31 PM

^^ yes you did

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 10:00:31 PM

i need something to do Wednesday night

12/28/2009 10:20:59 PM

there's always drinking...

12/28/2009 10:21:33 PM

i got nobodies to drink with

12/28/2009 10:21:57 PM

pssssh

12/28/2009 10:23:24 PM

it's true

all my drinking buddies are laying low and holding out for NYE...

i want to get hammered Wednesday night so i can drink like a champ on NYE and actually remember some of the night

12/28/2009 10:24:41 PM

now that's a plan

12/28/2009 10:28:46 PM

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH ORAL THRUSH

12/28/2009 10:29:31 PM

why the fuck were you searching that?

12/28/2009 10:30:03 PM

i had oral thrush as a kid

12/28/2009 10:30:07 PM

^^ well i have a canker sore and i was looking up stuff to make it not sting (like antimicrobial mouth rinse and seeing if salt water works and stuff)

and it was like, rarely this can turn into oral thrush

and i knew it was gross but i didn't know how gross and i wanted to make sure mine didn't look like thrush

it doesn't ewwwwwww.

12/28/2009 10:32:12 PM

why not just gargle some peroxide?

12/28/2009 10:32:49 PM

well yea it said that too. i've had it for like a week it is just starting to annoy me!

12/28/2009 10:33:43 PM

i will patiently await pm's from people that want to drink beer with me on wednesday evening/night

12/28/2009 10:34:42 PM

I googled it

it's not that gross.

12/28/2009 10:34:48 PM

ewww i thought it was so gross

mouth stuff and puss gross me out

i'm down with blood guts vomit and shit though. oh well

12/28/2009 10:35:27 PM

puss grosses out evan as well

12/28/2009 10:37:54 PM

you forgot a Y

12/28/2009 10:38:19 PM

hahaha

oops

pus

omg i typed pos even before that. i'm typing over my kitty

12/28/2009 10:39:07 PM

so the puss made you type "puss"?

12/28/2009 10:40:04 PM

hehe yesss.

12/28/2009 10:40:53 PM

quick

someone post the [NO] guy

12/28/2009 10:58:58 PM

WORK RAVEL

12/28/2009 11:00:45 PM

Quote :

"^ are you seeing it at a IMAX?"

yes I was/did...it was unbelieva-frickin'-mazing!

12/28/2009 11:01:32 PM

sleeping in my own bed will be glorious

12/28/2009 11:02:06 PM

oh awesome!!! glad you enjoyed it

i couldn't take my eyes off jake sully.... yummy

12/28/2009 11:02:08 PM

The Bears were up.... *sigh*

12/28/2009 11:19:57 PM

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER : $2.00
HAMBURGER : $2.25
CHEESEBURGER : $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB : $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she enquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Why yes, yes, I sure am!"

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger."

12/28/2009 11:24:25 PM

old one, but pretty funny

12/28/2009 11:31:41 PM

i love my bed sososososososo much

12/28/2009 11:34:43 PM

brett favre does it again

12/28/2009 11:41:45 PM

blooming onions sound rather tasty right about now

12/29/2009 12:24:09 AM

I love fiddle music.

12/29/2009 12:54:22 AM

sinus headache

I should go to bed soon.

12/29/2009 12:55:02 AM

^^you must be watching Sportscenter

[Edited on December 29, 2009 at 12:55 AM. Reason : .]

12/29/2009 12:55:14 AM