My mail delivery lady is playboy model hot, which is especially odd for a mail lady, I was going to make a thread about it, but it would just piss people off that there aren't pictures, and I can't think of a not creepy way to get a picture of her.

12/30/2009 3:05:37 PM

A guy I know recently got back from "rehab" haha

The man was obsessed with lactating women.

They completely cured him, although he still eats a lot of cheese.

12/30/2009 3:07:57 PM

damn the power went out and the neighbor's internet is slow


guess it doesnt matter cause my laptop battery is gonna die soon

12/30/2009 3:34:37 PM

OH WORD

just got an email saying the firm is letting us leave early tomorrow at 1 and paying us for the time we will miss

12/30/2009 3:39:43 PM

this soup is going to be awful

12/30/2009 4:11:09 PM

I'm sooo ready for my 4 day weekend. Just over 6 hours to go...

12/30/2009 4:12:22 PM

I'm sooo ready for my 4 day weekend. Just over 30 min. to go...

12/30/2009 4:20:24 PM

Quote :

"Dang I thought as you get older your metabolism is suppose to slow down! And two days back on my running schedule and I am ready to eat a whole damn pizza!"

metabolism and appetite arent the same thing

12/30/2009 4:20:26 PM

Flew into a fucking snow storm.

Hooray for Kansas

12/30/2009 4:22:57 PM

Finish up Mt. Sinai application... check
Email all recommenders (6 emails, yuck)... check
Email lady from UMD... check

Almost done with this grad school application bidness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/30/2009 4:25:41 PM

Holy shit, my ex from high school just got engaged!

12/30/2009 4:25:50 PM

HAHAHA WTF?

12/30/2009 6:39:33 PM

12/30/2009 6:58:33 PM

^ sorry to hear it man.


una chica

Quote :

"My mail delivery lady is playboy model hot, which is especially odd for a mail lady, I was going to make a thread about it, but it would just piss people off that there aren't pictures, and I can't think of a not creepy way to get a picture of her."

put a trail camera in your mailbox

12/30/2009 7:03:19 PM

Placing my last $Newegg order for the year!

12/30/2009 8:00:41 PM

12/30/2009 8:30:57 PM

Man WTF

12/30/2009 10:13:02 PM

ugh I just want to know when this funeral is going to be so I can start making plans

12/30/2009 10:18:04 PM

^

I am thinking about my 4 day weekend

12/30/2009 11:10:34 PM

Playing Tommy in its entirety for my hubs

12/30/2009 11:18:48 PM

on vinyl?

12/30/2009 11:20:02 PM

i'm so horny and twoozles has such a round booty.

12/30/2009 11:27:14 PM

I would really like to rewind to where I was on new years 2 years ago

12/30/2009 11:28:45 PM

tell us about it luna

12/30/2009 11:30:45 PM

Preach!

12/30/2009 11:32:37 PM

Well...it was playing (on vinyl) but he got bored () and wanted to listen to Lightfoot instead...

Maybe one day!

12/30/2009 11:34:53 PM

someone take my phone from me before i start drunk texting!

12/30/2009 11:35:38 PM

I REALLY WANT TO BE BACK IN MY BAND PLAYING SHOWS! I FUCKING MISS IT SO GODDAMN MUCH!

[Edited on December 30, 2009 at 11:42 PM. Reason : http://www.myspace.com/failedseancecore]

12/30/2009 11:35:40 PM

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.

12/30/2009 11:45:46 PM

I feel really full but I ate 3 hours ago and didn't drink very much. Meh.

12/30/2009 11:51:01 PM

12/31/2009 12:06:04 AM

AHAHAHAHAHA MOTHER FUCKING SCOOOORE!

12/31/2009 1:32:48 AM

cha cha chilling!

12/31/2009 1:40:23 AM

haha

double tap

12/31/2009 1:42:07 AM

i wish i was tired

12/31/2009 1:58:55 AM

drink some wine

12/31/2009 1:59:49 AM

Omg I didn't really think my friends place could get so cold..... This is ridiculous!!!!

12/31/2009 2:45:22 AM

drink some wine

12/31/2009 2:47:20 AM

i'm hot over here! wine won't help

12/31/2009 2:49:01 AM

buy one get one free happy hour = 10 drinks in an hour and passed out by midnight

but i am now magically awake, sober and have a headache at 3am

at least chelsea lately is on

12/31/2009 2:49:16 AM

i was gonna say i wish i knew how to change the channel but i figured it out. chelsea!!

12/31/2009 2:50:12 AM

she is pretty much the best

12/31/2009 2:50:30 AM

^^^, ^^^^ drink some wine

12/31/2009 2:53:00 AM

you drink some wine!

12/31/2009 2:55:14 AM

its downstairs and i need to go to bed

12/31/2009 2:56:19 AM

drink some wine. it will help.

12/31/2009 2:57:09 AM

wine + 10 white russians = horrible idea

i think i'll pass

12/31/2009 3:02:34 AM

12/31/2009 3:04:43 AM

12/31/2009 3:08:55 AM

a little bummed about how the night turned out

12/31/2009 3:35:11 AM