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6/7/2009 12:08:21 AM

Going to the driving range tomorrow

6/7/2009 12:08:47 AM

This is pretty much the most retarded weekend ever

6/7/2009 12:30:27 AM

I really need a set of golf clubs.

6/7/2009 12:44:56 AM

bedtime

6/7/2009 12:47:20 AM

being tied up

6/7/2009 1:04:47 AM

!?!

6/7/2009 1:05:32 AM

Southern cookbooks come up with the most random gross shit. I mean, cornflake bacon cookies ... seriously?

6/7/2009 1:46:44 AM

shit, if i'd known it was gonna be that kind of party i woulda stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

6/7/2009 1:53:44 AM

Yummy mashed potatoes with a hint of dick.

6/7/2009 2:02:26 AM

Alright, let's try sleep again. -_-

6/7/2009 2:11:19 AM

i am still up at 2:20 at night... i want a random hookup in the library when i get back to school

6/7/2009 2:19:55 AM

Should I bring mashed potatoes?

6/7/2009 2:23:41 AM

bring the mashed potatoes... it could be interesting

[Edited on June 7, 2009 at 2:31 AM. Reason : ]

6/7/2009 2:28:15 AM

Okies I've put it on my list. Anything else?

Gravy? Yams?

6/7/2009 2:31:23 AM

some turkey would be nice, and gravy

[Edited on June 7, 2009 at 2:32 AM. Reason : ]

6/7/2009 2:31:49 AM

We shall have a feast in the stacks!

6/7/2009 2:38:28 AM

=/

6/7/2009 2:42:59 AM

sex

6/7/2009 9:16:52 AM

I didn't pull this muscle, but why the hell does this one muscle hurt so damn much?

6/7/2009 10:14:14 AM

Last day of freedom for a while. I'm ok with that!

6/7/2009 10:22:48 AM

cannot wait to get some sun today

6/7/2009 10:27:03 AM

<sup>A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said: "Its golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blond continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked: 'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?</sup>

6/7/2009 11:19:19 AM

Had a long talk with my mom about my "problems." Made a lot of progress, helped me to see things objectively... mom's awesome like that. Just wish I could send the entire conversation to my boo so he'd see things differently.

6/7/2009 11:20:42 AM

i drank entirely too much alcohol last night
and my head hurts

6/7/2009 11:22:43 AM

^ except my legs always hurt when I'm dehydrated. Sucks

6/7/2009 11:33:05 AM

Those dudes just pushed a fucking horse over. Holy crap.

6/7/2009 12:28:09 PM

holy christ my head is killing me

6/7/2009 12:34:38 PM

well, that was a little easier than I thought it'd be but it involved way too much alcohol. :\

6/7/2009 12:49:46 PM

saying goodbye to one of my oldest and dearest friends today, she moves to Japan in two weeks.

6/7/2009 12:50:42 PM

Mad that my mom changed plans ONCE AGAIN and my travel was delayed.

6/7/2009 12:54:48 PM

So what if he turned off the phone. He's busy, he's got a busy life, he just forgot he told me we were going to talk today. He's got lots of things to do. Like surfing. And stuff.

Oh, whom am I kidding.

6/7/2009 1:48:41 PM

And steam cleaning.

6/7/2009 2:00:24 PM

Going to see Up!

6/7/2009 2:10:26 PM

cddweller stop being such a girl.

6/7/2009 2:19:18 PM

Quote :

"cddweller stop being such a girl clingy and needy and all those other horrible female cliches."

6/7/2009 2:24:44 PM

lol

6/7/2009 2:27:40 PM

I'm really fucking sick and tired of everything locking up today.

6/7/2009 2:48:00 PM

gimme head til i'm dead!

6/7/2009 3:19:49 PM

I talk a lot of shit to my cat.

6/7/2009 3:23:12 PM

Big is on!

6/7/2009 4:05:08 PM

oops - got a little crispy

6/7/2009 4:23:07 PM

I kinda want to go to the pool since I don't have shit to (or rather, want to do anything), but it feels too late

6/7/2009 6:21:15 PM

Sorry, Spontaneous, for being clingy.

6/7/2009 6:44:59 PM

It's sad to see a once close friend from high school, who's changed so much, post pics on facebook of herself in bed with this creepy lookin' guy who's a lot older than her.

6/7/2009 6:46:55 PM

Helloooooo withdrawal headache!

Needs moar tylenol.

6/7/2009 7:27:36 PM

I need to find a woman to take to a movie

6/7/2009 7:31:18 PM

Up

6/7/2009 9:12:59 PM

animal semen

6/7/2009 9:23:15 PM

set em up

6/7/2009 9:32:48 PM