^^lol at the final sentence

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[Edited on March 26, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : ok it wasn't that funny]

3/26/2010 2:32:10 PM

Receive absolution. Confess.

3/26/2010 2:39:16 PM

Quote :

"I have a 3rd date with a guy tonight. Wondering whether I should get a Brazilian wax or wait until before date #4."

3/26/2010 3:23:47 PM

send me confessions

3/26/2010 3:24:09 PM

Quote :

"I am seriously thinking about having an affair. It is a hard decision."

3/26/2010 3:27:22 PM

Quote :

"I stress about my fam members so much. I wish we were more alike. "

3/26/2010 3:43:38 PM

Quote :

"Weird, but I just want a girlfriend to go to couples things with (walks, parks, dinner dates, etc), to cuddle with while sleeping & to have on my arm for the upcoming wedding season. But as for the sex, I just want to do one night stands with chicks I pick up at bars. Is that too much to ask for? "

3/26/2010 3:47:32 PM

easter confessions on the way

4/2/2010 3:39:40 PM

I WANT SOME!

4/2/2010 3:40:00 PM

It is the weekend of the lord. Confess unto me thine sins.

4/2/2010 3:40:14 PM

i miss getting PM's

4/4/2010 9:42:04 AM

Quote :

" i was talking to my ex the other day and i told him that he was the best sex i ever had. i really really hoped that he was going to say it back - and when he didn't, i was actually kinda sad."

4/4/2010 10:26:06 PM

damn, he could have threw her a bone on that one.

4/4/2010 10:27:56 PM

false. that kind of lie only turns out for the worst. it gives women a false sense of security, and they will ultimately get to the point that they stop trying.

however, if you lead them to believe that they're terrible in bed, they will try their hardest to be 'the best'.

4/4/2010 10:29:33 PM

good point. I take back my previous statement to you EMCE. you sucked in the sack. and not the good kind of sucked

4/4/2010 10:51:21 PM

i'm bored, i'll take some...

4/4/2010 11:03:38 PM

^^ I'm going to wear your asshole out next time. you're going to bleed


see how that worked out for ya?

4/4/2010 11:04:30 PM

407

oh, and

Quote :

"I know who icancount is "

[Edited on April 6, 2010 at 8:46 PM. Reason : is rusty at crazy code]

4/6/2010 8:46:32 PM

Quote :

"I know who Batman is :joker: "

4/6/2010 8:49:54 PM

Quote :

"I bought veal today, but it was on sale I always feel bad when i buy it...should I? It did taste good :/"

4/6/2010 9:42:12 PM

BABY COW KILLEr!

4/6/2010 9:42:59 PM

Can I join in?

4/6/2010 10:32:15 PM

i'll take some

4/6/2010 10:32:55 PM

Quote :

"I love Chembob. "

4/6/2010 10:43:23 PM

pm me and i may share your secret with the world

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/6/2010 10:47:52 PM

I haven't participated in this thread in a long time. Anyone?

4/6/2010 10:54:23 PM

Quote :

"I watched my neighbors have sex last night from my bedroom window. Was so hot - love this whole voyeur thing. "

4/7/2010 7:29:31 AM

I will take some more

4/7/2010 7:47:08 AM

I want confessions!!

4/7/2010 8:00:11 AM

Quote :

"I want confessions!!"

and i think the last post was done too early in the day

4/7/2010 9:31:22 AM

Quote :

"I was expelled from the first grade for "failure to remain vertical during circle time"."

this has got to be one of the best ones I've ever had... hahaha

Quote :

"Last Thursday, I got drunk and almost flew to Panama with my new pilot friends. "

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 9:44 AM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 9:36:32 AM

gee, i wonder who that was

4/7/2010 11:33:53 AM

Quote :

"I want to talk but feel like I can't talk to anyone. My friends would be critical, my family is out of the question, my therapist would be disappointed. I can't talk to a random twwer because some of it has to do with other twwers. It's as though I'm surrounded by wonderful people that have no clue who I really am."

4/12/2010 12:30:46 AM

I would like confessions, por favor.

4/12/2010 8:22:38 AM

I too, would like confessions

4/12/2010 8:33:19 AM

tww is boring

4/12/2010 9:22:08 AM

Quote :

"I had a sex dream about Agent 0 last night and all I can say is... WW I would totally bwn him again if given the opportunity "

Quote :

"I had a dream that we had sex last night. Sorry "

[Edited on April 12, 2010 at 11:24 AM. Reason : ]

4/12/2010 11:24:24 AM

i, too, would take them

i, too, doubt i'll receive any

4/12/2010 11:25:57 AM

No, confess to me instead.

I've already sent out a bunch.

4/12/2010 11:29:55 AM

Quote :

"My best friend's boyfriend's best friend keeps inviting me to go on vacations with him. So far, he's invited me to stay at his house in Montana, take a backpacking trip in South America, and also go to the Philippines. He has a player reputation, so I'm hesitant ... but that just seems a little over-the-top for someone who's just a player. I do like him ... but don't want to get played. "

4/12/2010 11:40:32 AM

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

4/12/2010 11:40:53 AM

Quote :

"I woke up to skeet on my backside this morning He's in biiiiiiig trouble."

4/14/2010 9:06:22 AM

^ HAHAHAHA EW

I Will take confessions.

4/14/2010 9:11:44 AM

Quote :

"I got a job offer that I'm very excited about, but I'm not sure if I'm going to graduate or not. It terrifies me; I don't know what I'm going to do if I don't graduate. "

Quote :

"i just spent like 9 hours watching True Blood and it was almost worth it "

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 9:36 AM. Reason : .]

4/14/2010 9:27:35 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes I wish I had a stuffed animal at night "

4/14/2010 10:04:09 AM

You forgot the frowny face

4/14/2010 10:12:43 AM

i'll take some of these

4/14/2010 10:14:18 AM

I want some, too


and I have 3 stuffed animals, 2 that I sleep with

4/14/2010 10:14:58 AM

New rule: You have to send a confession each day before you can post that you want to receive them.

4/14/2010 10:17:46 AM

^^hahahaha SLUT

4/14/2010 10:21:46 AM