i wish i had some orange juice right about now

[Edited on May 11, 2006 at 10:17 AM. Reason : 861!]

5/11/2006 10:16:52 AM

where to go for breakfast..... hmmmm

5/11/2006 10:21:47 AM

i wish
I were in bed, its going to be a slow day at work

I wish i ate some breakfast

5/11/2006 10:22:48 AM

i wish i was a baller

5/11/2006 10:25:37 AM

i wish i was a lil taller

5/11/2006 10:26:40 AM

i wish i was a lil tater

5/11/2006 10:27:03 AM

5/11/2006 10:27:50 AM

5/11/2006 10:28:20 AM

jizmagsales

5/11/2006 10:54:02 AM

wizfagsales

5/11/2006 10:55:01 AM

jizfagsales

5/11/2006 10:56:11 AM

sweet onion chicken teryaki

sweet onion chicken teryaki

sweet onion chicken teryaki


w/ green tea

5/11/2006 10:56:48 AM

got that the other day... good stuff

5/11/2006 11:05:42 AM

GREAT START HERE I COME!

5/11/2006 11:12:20 AM

you guys are gay



and should i email an ex-gf

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

5/11/2006 11:13:46 AM

5/11/2006 11:15:21 AM

I always knew page 861 of this thread would be the gay one

5/11/2006 11:17:18 AM

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went heads up.

5/11/2006 11:18:08 AM

food!

5/11/2006 11:18:54 AM

i've been to the vatican

[Edited on May 11, 2006 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ^i'm hungry too]

5/11/2006 11:19:24 AM

Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.

5/11/2006 11:29:25 AM

nice

5/11/2006 11:30:53 AM

gd i gotta take a shit

5/11/2006 11:33:34 AM

nice

5/11/2006 11:33:50 AM

tis going to be a good day

5/11/2006 11:34:36 AM

tis already been a great day

5/11/2006 11:36:11 AM

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

5/11/2006 11:37:05 AM

^

[Edited on May 11, 2006 at 11:37 AM. Reason : man i just took a massive dump and it wasnt runny, oh whatta feelin]

5/11/2006 11:37:37 AM

ZING!

5/11/2006 11:37:47 AM

15500!

5/11/2006 11:47:46 AM

5/11/2006 12:06:23 PM

haha status name change!

5/11/2006 12:18:59 PM

so tricky! but too little too late

5/11/2006 12:21:08 PM

it's not the size

5/11/2006 12:21:40 PM

a friend from high school that i just found on myspace is currently living in beverly hills and dating Heidi Montag from The Hills, formerly on Laguna Beach

WHAT

THE

FUCK

[Edited on May 11, 2006 at 12:26 PM. Reason : she's on The Hills now...]

here he is...the couple on the right...that's jordan eubanks, used to date one of my best friends in high school kimberly...holy fucking shit balls



[Edited on May 11, 2006 at 12:28 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on May 11, 2006 at 12:29 PM. Reason : no html]

5/11/2006 12:25:51 PM

i'm having my wedding reception on myspace

5/11/2006 12:27:37 PM

i need a new picture

5/11/2006 12:34:25 PM

send them to me first to preview




make it quick i have 24 hours before i leave for europe

5/11/2006 12:36:06 PM

breakup sex is spectacular

5/11/2006 12:47:25 PM

[Edited on May 11, 2006 at 12:51 PM. Reason : ]

5/11/2006 12:51:01 PM

Brett, lets break up!

5/11/2006 12:52:28 PM

dude, i hate sex!

5/11/2006 12:54:07 PM

i hate dude sex

5/11/2006 12:54:38 PM

you only like double vag

5/11/2006 12:56:32 PM

damn skippy........

you down?

5/11/2006 12:57:01 PM

for the 47th time this week... no...

5/11/2006 12:57:59 PM

you'll say ok one day

5/11/2006 1:00:30 PM

my legs hurt and I WANT TO GO HOME.

5/11/2006 1:02:06 PM

i wish i had scott's job

5/11/2006 1:33:34 PM

i'm hungry

5/11/2006 1:33:52 PM