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1/5/2010 10:59:31 PM

Charlie bit me autotune is the fuckin shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

1/5/2010 11:07:18 PM

ahhhhhhhhhh hahahahaha

1/5/2010 11:18:26 PM

out of chocolate covered peanuts sad indeed

1/5/2010 11:23:26 PM

bedtime

1/5/2010 11:24:59 PM

Quote :

"Haha, going on a date & asked the chick to pick any restaurant she wants to go to & she picked Ruby Tuesday...not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing"

I, too, have gone on a first date to Ruby Tuesday.

1/5/2010 11:35:24 PM

gt.

thanks for coming out

1/5/2010 11:36:38 PM

ruby tuesday, huh

thats a turn off

1/5/2010 11:37:08 PM

yeah that's a deal breaker.

1/5/2010 11:37:38 PM

But she told me she was a Rolling Stones fan

1/5/2010 11:37:43 PM

http://www.kiplinger.com/tools/colleges/vote.php

1/5/2010 11:40:16 PM

<sub>An electron walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in this bar."
The electron says, "That's negative!"

A proton walks into a sleazy looking bar.
The bartender says, "Are you sure that a classy proton like you wants to drink in a bar like this?"
The proton says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer," he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "No charge."

An x-ray photon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve x-ray photons in this bar."
The x-ray photon says, "I just wanted to take a look inside!"

A neutrino walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve neutrinos at this bar."
The neutrino says, "Hey, I was just passing through!"

An infrared photon walks into a bar and says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

A UV photon walks into a bar. Upon entering he sees a bar fight in progress and turns to leave.
The bartender says, What's wrong?"
The UV photon replies, "I can't stand ultra-violence."

A visible spectrum photon checks into a hotel.
The clerk asks if he has any luggage.
The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."

A superconductor walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve superconductors at this bar."
The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

Some helium gas walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in this bar."
The helium just sits there and doesn't react.

A graviton walks into a bar, that upon entering, turns out to be a real dive.
The bartender says, "We don't serve gravitons in this bar."
The graviton replies, "That's okay. This place isn't attractive anyway."

A chronaton particle walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "How about the house specialty; a Singapore Sling?"
"No," the chromoton particle replies. "I don't time for one of those."

A Higgs boson walks into a bar.
The bartender says, Hey, there were just some guys here looking for you.

A Higgs boson walks into a church.
The priest says, "You aren't allowed in here".
The Higgs boson replies, "But without me how can you have mass?"

A Bose-Einstein condensate walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "You wanna beer."
"Sure", responds the Bose-Einstein condensate. "But just make sure that it's really cold."

Two galaxies walk into a bar. Both the regular spiral galaxy and the barred spiral galaxy order a drink.
The bartender only gives a drink to the barred spiral.
The regular spiral galaxy says, "Hey, why didn't I get my drink?"
The bartender replies, "You're not old enough!"

An astronomer walks into a bar asks the bartender for a Mexican beer.
The bartender starts screaming, "Get out! Everybody leave! NOW!".
The astronomer shuffles out with everyone else, then groans and says, "Damnit. Should have seen that Corona mass ejection coming."</sub>

1/5/2010 11:47:45 PM

^^are we supposed to vote for NCSU?

1/5/2010 11:54:13 PM

lemme see if i can get to sleep by 2:30...

1/6/2010 1:19:29 AM

fuck, just not enough time in the day.

1/6/2010 2:03:27 AM

^^^^ haha.

1/6/2010 2:09:28 AM

hm mtv actually plays music videos from 3-6am. Perfect time for me and Lillian.

1/6/2010 3:24:17 AM

Played 45 minutes of flawless hockey tonight, followed by 10 minutes of very shaky hockey and five minutes of solid hockey.

5-0 would've been preferable, but 5-4 is okay.

1/6/2010 3:42:11 AM

WAKE UP YOU PEOPLE. I NEED ENTERTAINMENT.

1/6/2010 5:12:32 AM

HI!
Time to goto work.

1/6/2010 8:01:39 AM

It's only 8:15 and I think that I've heard "Mine!" at least 100 times. I'd forgotten how possessive two year olds can be.

1/6/2010 8:13:53 AM

Quote :

"Charlie bit me autotune is the fuckin shiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

thumper post that a few pages ago

1/6/2010 8:57:28 AM

^i shoulda just made a thread, i LOL every time i see that clip

1/6/2010 9:15:50 AM

oh jesus

it's gonna be down to like 40 degrees by the time I leave

1/6/2010 9:23:18 AM

does anyone want to give me a massage? I will take less drugs if so.

1/6/2010 9:23:52 AM

Quote :

"wawebste All American 12531 Posts user info edit post out of chocolate covered peanuts sad indeed"

special delivery!
[no homo]

1/6/2010 9:25:38 AM

1/6/2010 9:32:18 AM

today is gonna be

1/6/2010 9:37:00 AM

I need more kpins

1/6/2010 9:38:03 AM

"True happiness is having wings"

1/6/2010 9:42:06 AM

wtf Alabama???? Why are the lows here colder than Raleigh for the rest of this week and pretty much every night through the 16th?!?!?!?!?

1/6/2010 9:44:13 AM

she wore diamonds on the inside

1/6/2010 9:46:55 AM

i really don't understand why my foot hurts so much where it does.

maybe the doctor missed something on the x-rays and it really is broken... if that's the case, then i'm kinda fucked

1/6/2010 9:47:26 AM

sounds like you need some percocets.

1/6/2010 9:47:53 AM

any serious injuries i had in the past will ache in that spot whenever there is moisture in the air. like, if it's raining or snowing or something, my thumb aches (broke it when i was 15) and my knees ache (bc i have bad knees, lol).

maybe that's what it is?

1/6/2010 9:48:35 AM

that happens to my shoulders from 2 reconstructive surgeries, I'm not sure why though. It also happens when I take a big bong rip.

1/6/2010 9:49:09 AM

my computer at work is fubar'd

my back is killing me, I should go ahead and schedule an appointment with my doctor again

1/6/2010 9:49:11 AM

Quote :

"any serious injuries i had in the past will ache in that spot whenever there is moisture in the air. like, if it's raining or snowing or something, my thumb aches (broke it when i was 15) and my knees ache (bc i have bad knees, lol). maybe that's what it is?"

yea could be. i'm just surprised that it's at like the middle of my foot, not my ankle where the impact actually happened....

[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 9:49 AM. Reason : .]

1/6/2010 9:49:28 AM

Quote :

" my back is killing me, I should go ahead and schedule an appointment with my doctor again"

sounds like you need soma.




[Edited on January 6, 2010 at 9:50 AM. Reason : and yes I am a doctor (of love) OH SNAP, GUESS WHAT I SAW? A FELLOW TOUNGE KISSING MY GIRL ]

1/6/2010 9:49:55 AM

yea that's getting old real fast BD

1/6/2010 9:50:09 AM

shut the fuck up, I have more experience with pharms than most doctors.

1/6/2010 9:51:21 AM

I think I need physical therapy, the muscle relaxers they gave me dont work. Even if they did, I'd rather find out what the problem is and fix it, rather than cover up the pain with pills

1/6/2010 9:52:19 AM

what muscle relaxers have you tried? I had to try 5 kinds before I found one to help my neck.

1/6/2010 9:52:57 AM

Quote :

"shut the fuck up, I have more experience with pharms than most doctors."

i'm not talking about whether or not you have sufficient experience with pharms to prescribe your fellow teedubbers with drugs.

but whatever.

1/6/2010 9:54:06 AM

you better mean that!

1/6/2010 9:55:00 AM

im pretty sure ill get to 10,000 post this month

1/6/2010 9:57:56 AM

I just realized on of my articles has a nice web comment. Cool.

1/6/2010 10:17:00 AM

im really excited to have these mini ipod speakers now so i can less to my music at my desk rather than crappy radio

1/6/2010 10:23:42 AM

4Gb more of RAM today, WOOT.

1/6/2010 10:27:02 AM

is 10:37AM too early for lasagna?

1/6/2010 10:37:25 AM