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5/16/2006 11:27:01 PM

^ what's that all about? mental breakdown?

5/16/2006 11:27:50 PM

nail
head

5/16/2006 11:28:51 PM

I need to return my movie and get the blockbuster pass

I also can't wait to see this movie at the rialto

5/16/2006 11:28:55 PM

i'm sleepy

5/16/2006 11:28:57 PM

me too... too tired to hit on you even

5/16/2006 11:30:05 PM

haha, say it aint so!

5/16/2006 11:46:47 PM

deep down, you knew this day would come

5/16/2006 11:51:58 PM

5/16/2006 11:52:24 PM

i've lost that loving feeling

5/16/2006 11:52:57 PM

don't be sad, rowdy still loves you

5/16/2006 11:58:04 PM

hes so cute!!!!!!!!!!

5/17/2006 12:07:30 AM

thanks sweetie. you ain't so bad yourself

5/17/2006 12:11:32 AM

wed..... hump day

5/17/2006 8:03:19 AM

i was soooo close to falling asleep on my desk....good thing the bosses arent here

5/17/2006 8:23:55 AM

graduation day!

5/17/2006 8:48:18 AM

everyone keeps asking me if i'm taking the rest of the week off...maybe i just WILL! haha (nah i won't)

5/17/2006 9:27:27 AM

that i want to take the rest of the week off

5/17/2006 9:30:23 AM

i wish i had gotten more sleep

5/17/2006 10:01:56 AM

time for the ol worky

5/17/2006 10:12:36 AM

lol--funniest story i've EVER heard. the woman who works with me, back when her son was in high school, found a plant in his closet with a light on it. she thought it was going to catch on fire so she put it in her bay window and took care of it. he told her it was a science project. HAD NO CLUE IT WAS MARIJUANA. her son told her what it really was about three years ago, "you were the coolest mom on the block man." hahahahaha

5/17/2006 10:20:28 AM

haha nice

OH YEAH, LAUNCHCAST IS BACK

5/17/2006 10:25:45 AM

5/17/2006 10:34:48 AM

food



and the possibility of axl playing some tour dates in the states sometime by the end of this year or start of next!

5/17/2006 11:23:31 AM

wonder if allie wants to have lunch with me today....

5/17/2006 11:44:23 AM

awwwwwwwwwww

no homo

5/17/2006 11:47:40 AM

priddyboy's it is

^yes homo

5/17/2006 12:03:37 PM

getting lasik august 11th

no if only my eyes could get un-dialated so i can drive

5/17/2006 12:06:18 PM

^drinky drinky tonight?

5/17/2006 12:56:14 PM

^how tall are you?

no homo

5/17/2006 1:16:00 PM

already after 1

5/17/2006 1:16:56 PM

******24: why did you choose to be around these whorebag rednecks instead of me and your lifelong friends?

good question--

5/17/2006 1:18:57 PM

Quote :

"Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection? Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not masterminds. "OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?" "Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:" "Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?" Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere." Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents. Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, "You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them." We're in one of the richest countries in the world, but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum. People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books."

5/17/2006 1:40:44 PM

I want a chocolate muffin

5/17/2006 1:41:40 PM

YoungRocky

THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE T-BEEZY

5/17/2006 2:07:54 PM

i need something to do tomorrow night!

5/17/2006 3:10:30 PM

o i'll give you something to do tomorrow night aight

5/17/2006 3:13:03 PM

wow, i never expected that response from you !

5/17/2006 3:14:09 PM

I do wanna go to work tonight waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

5/17/2006 3:20:53 PM

who approved that idea?

5/17/2006 3:21:14 PM

my room mate shot a bird and now the other bird is mourning the other birds death it breaks my heart

5/17/2006 3:23:24 PM

gah how weird is that, im glad i found out before i flaked

5/17/2006 3:23:59 PM

Hey Julia can i come get a discount on something?

5/17/2006 3:31:36 PM

o ill give you a dsicount on something aight

5/17/2006 3:32:59 PM

How much I hate MC...

5/17/2006 3:33:33 PM

oh really, and what kinda discount would that be

5/17/2006 3:35:40 PM

buy one get one free

5/17/2006 3:37:26 PM

oh good...i love those deals, but only if the thing is worth buying to begin with!

5/17/2006 3:38:31 PM

My discount does not start for another 2 months. lol jess and saps

5/17/2006 3:39:30 PM

awww man...and i needed a new toy!

5/17/2006 3:40:06 PM