i just got a regular Coke out of the machine, even though i pressed the Diet Coke button.

SERIOUSLY GOD? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

i'm gonna be a rebel and drink it anyways.

1/8/2010 3:22:58 PM

lolol can i go to the bank with you, im bound to have good luck if im with you,( since your luck is so bad) and thats the place i want to get lucky at

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 3:25 PM. Reason : asfsd]

1/8/2010 3:25:22 PM

i dont see how

you people have such a motivation to do shit at 330 on friday afternoon


come on man, we all know we're just waiting to go home

dont go off trying to start up some serious discussion

1/8/2010 3:26:16 PM

actually nixpix, i'll pay you 10 dollar bucks to come pick me up at work and take me home. i'm almost afraid to drive my car with the way my day is going

1/8/2010 3:26:52 PM

I need a Klonopin.

Or six.

1/8/2010 3:27:07 PM

hook a sister up homeslice

1/8/2010 3:27:31 PM

make it fifty and you have a deal, except Ragged has my car

1/8/2010 3:28:02 PM

Dis dawg has been out of the K for months.

1/8/2010 3:28:10 PM

^^man fuck that, a cab ride would be less than $20. your company ain't worth $30

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 3:28 PM. Reason : .]

1/8/2010 3:28:18 PM

My cab ride from the sherriff's office to my truck the other night was almost exactly 20 dolla, lol.

1/8/2010 3:29:08 PM

^you got caught streaking again didn't you?

1/8/2010 3:29:33 PM

No, the cops were too busy laughing at my weiner.

1/8/2010 3:30:22 PM

1/8/2010 3:31:35 PM

Great, now you're laughing at my weiner and you ain't seen it.

1/8/2010 3:33:26 PM

Why does my dad call me when I'm at work just to chat?

1/8/2010 3:35:49 PM

why did you have to take a cab from the sheriffs office?

1/8/2010 3:42:49 PM

No comment. That's as much as you get over the intarwebs.

1/8/2010 3:44:20 PM

you people

1/8/2010 3:48:47 PM

is it 5 yet?

1/8/2010 3:49:53 PM

not on the east coast of the US

1/8/2010 3:50:43 PM

BUT IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERES RIGHT?!

1/8/2010 3:51:01 PM

mechanic can't figure out what' wrong.....

about to go pick the car up so i have a life this weekend, returning it on monday

1/8/2010 3:51:16 PM

- 1 more bro to go
- the damn pianist better play "Bitches Ain't Shit" when I request it tomorrow


don't be so quick to walk awayyyy
JUST DANCE WITH ME

1/8/2010 3:53:33 PM

my paycheck bounced

don't get my scholarship and loan $$ until monday

FML FML FML

1/8/2010 3:55:12 PM

^^I hope they've learned Bad Romance too!

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 3:55 PM. Reason : ^]

1/8/2010 3:55:39 PM

your paycheck bounced, aka your employer didn't have enough money in the bank to cover your check?!

1/8/2010 3:55:54 PM

YES!!!!

and now i have to wait for the bank to mail it back to me before i can resubmit it. slash it might get mailed back to my employer but the bank wouldn't tell me WHERE it got mailed so what the eff do i do.

now i have like $0

1/8/2010 3:56:47 PM

^3 UM CHYEA


RA-RA-RA-A-A


I'm in a super stoked mood

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 3:57 PM. Reason : ^ that sucks ]

1/8/2010 3:56:59 PM

a girl just asked me if i was tired b/c of the time change after coming back from north carolina for christmas.

and yes, she's a phd.

duquesne university, gg

1/8/2010 3:58:16 PM

wtf

1/8/2010 3:59:04 PM

haha. i mean yea it does suck. i don't know why i'm laughing about it. it is just so typical. i mean it wasn't even a big check that is the scary part. i worked part time in dec at a boutique and my check was like $160. that is scary that it bounced (for them, not so much for me because apparently now they're all good and i can resubmit it except i don't have the damn check to resubmit yet)

and i get my loan + scholarship on monday

and luckily i'm at home so i can hopefully beg my dad to lend me money to tide me over until i get some bling.

1/8/2010 3:59:33 PM

^3 ........................aren't you on the east coast?

[Edited on January 8, 2010 at 4:00 PM. Reason : .]

1/8/2010 3:59:50 PM

People who think that all military personnel are automatically stupid and have made some fundamental mistake in their life to be forced to join should go die in a fire.

1/8/2010 4:00:10 PM

yes, delaware.

hence, the irl facepalm

1/8/2010 4:00:12 PM

Wow... Just wow.

1/8/2010 4:00:56 PM

Quote :

"is it 5 yet? "

psh i get to leave at four which was 8 minutes ago

1/8/2010 4:08:30 PM

one car in the relationship FTL huh

1/8/2010 4:09:10 PM

that Ke$ha chick, the tik tok girl, has an extremely annoying voice

1/8/2010 4:10:34 PM

this visit i made it 3 hours before my dad called me an asshole! that's definitely an improvement from <1 hour at thanksgiving!

1/8/2010 4:12:29 PM

Quote :

"People who think that all military personnel are automatically stupid and have made some fundamental mistake in their life to be forced to join should go die in a fire."

1/8/2010 4:14:57 PM

the middle aged women at work love my canary yellow sweater today

wonder if it translates to a younger crowd

1/8/2010 4:33:52 PM

I have so many little household errands I need to do that I can't seem to motivate myself to get around to.

1/8/2010 4:44:46 PM

tonight I just might start a fistfight

feels like that kind of evening

1/8/2010 4:45:44 PM

i am full of bad ideas

1/8/2010 4:46:32 PM

One moment the house is quiet...the next you hear the scampering of little Wickett feet being hounded by the thundering of little Sabrina feet

1/8/2010 4:56:58 PM

You're gonna need a bodybag,
I'll break bones you didn't know you had.
When I'm done there will be nothing left of you
for your friends to hold on to
when they find you cold and blue tonight,
face down in a parking lot.

1/8/2010 5:02:07 PM

i'm thinkin Outback Steakhouse for dinner would be fabulous

1/8/2010 5:05:30 PM

fuck - i've got plans in an hour.... sitting at computer in my robe probably isn't the best use of time right now

1/8/2010 5:49:21 PM

Gotta figure out what to make for dinner. My post work out h0ngry is making me want to go buy something.

1/8/2010 5:54:10 PM

Ahh yes, nothing like going to work at 5pm on a Friday

1/8/2010 6:04:31 PM