HA!

good luck with that chief

5/18/2006 2:37:34 PM

i want to go swimming!!!

5/18/2006 2:37:45 PM

i dont think he will even get into the friend zone
i bet he gets denied access to even that

5/18/2006 2:37:49 PM

or the "holy crap get away form me before i have to get a restraining order" zone

5/18/2006 2:37:49 PM

DRAMA

5/18/2006 2:39:12 PM

if you're a guy, and you're writing a letter/pm/email to a girl

THERE IS NO REASON TO WRITE MORE THAN 3 PARAGRAPHS YOU FAG

I MEAN UNLESS YOU'RE IN SOME FAR OFF COUNTRY FIGHTING THE UMBEKWE TRIBES AND DINING ON PIG ENTRAILS

DO NOT BREAK THE 3 PARAGRAPH RULE

i made that all caps to really get the point across

5/18/2006 2:41:51 PM

i need to eat something

5/18/2006 2:42:57 PM

Ihatesapsa?

5/18/2006 2:43:29 PM

eat some pussy

5/18/2006 2:43:40 PM

i don't eat pussy.......

5/18/2006 2:44:11 PM

and there are only 2 acceptable reasons to call anyone more than 3 times in one day and leave messages every time if they haven't called you back...

those reasons are

1) you're phone messed up

2) it's after midnight, you're drunk, and you're trying to get laid

that's it

5/18/2006 2:44:12 PM

i dunno about #2, once is enough, move on to option 2

[Edited on May 18, 2006 at 2:46 PM. Reason : .]

5/18/2006 2:46:37 PM

but sometimes if you're drunk enough you forget you've called

5/18/2006 2:47:12 PM

3) it's your mother...and they don't pay attention to those rules.

5/18/2006 2:47:17 PM

true....but i call the mommy back immediately

5/18/2006 2:48:02 PM

4) dat nigga owes you money and you fixin to pop a cap in his ass

5/18/2006 2:48:47 PM

5) you're attached to a bomb and what will set the bomb off is if you don't continue to call people and leave voicemails

5/18/2006 2:50:12 PM

6) you got the results back and legally you have to tell them

5/18/2006 2:51:37 PM

6) there is a party in your pants and you are constantly on the move to new locations

5/18/2006 2:51:43 PM

you people are reaching now....

but still...some dude you don't know doesn't need to do it

5/18/2006 2:51:46 PM

YOU PEOPLE?!!?!

5/18/2006 2:53:59 PM

you heard me

5/18/2006 2:59:32 PM

meow

5/18/2006 3:00:40 PM

5/18/2006 3:02:27 PM

you guys dont be getting rowdy meow, ya hear me?

5/18/2006 3:03:23 PM

SUPER NEATO!

5/18/2006 3:10:07 PM

boredboredbored

5/18/2006 3:11:55 PM

GREAT START!

5/18/2006 3:18:39 PM

i'm being a calendar nazi

5/18/2006 3:29:14 PM

hungover

5/18/2006 3:29:20 PM

i could still use some food

maybe a hamburger

5/18/2006 3:41:40 PM

i have some song stuck in my head, but only one line from it

5/18/2006 3:42:07 PM

what's the line?

5/18/2006 3:42:42 PM

5 yet?

5/18/2006 3:43:29 PM

I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly

5/18/2006 3:44:27 PM

[Chorus 1]
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
Gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky

Back when they thought pink polo's would hurt the Roc,
Before Cam got the shit to pop, the doors was closed.
I felt like Bad Boy's street team, I couldn't work the Lox (locks).
Now let's go.
Take 'em back to the plan...
Me and my momma hopped in the U-Haul van.
Any pessimists I ain't talked to them,
Plus, I ain't have no phone in my apartment.
Let's take 'em back to the club.
Least about an hour I would stand on line,
I just wanted to dance.
I went to Jacob an hour after I got my advance.
I just wanted to shine.
Jay's favorite line: "Dog, in due time"
Now he look at me, like "Damn, dog, you where I am"
A hip hop legend.
I think I died in an accident, cause this must be heaven.

[Chorus]

[Hook 1 (P. Diddy)]
Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la
(Top of the world, baby. T-Top of the world)
Now let's take 'em high-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh la la la la la la la
(Top of the world, baby. T-Top of the world)

Back when Gucci was the shit to rock,
Back when Slick Rick got the shit to pop,
I'd do anything to say "I got it".
Damn, them new loafers hurt my pocket.
Before anybody wanted K-West beats,
Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.
Dog, I was having nervous breakdowns,
Like "Damn, these niggas that much better than me?"
Baby, I'm going on an airplane,
And I don't know if I'll be back again.
Sure enough, I sent the plane tickets,
But when she came to kick it, things became different.
Any girl I cheated on, sheets I skeeted on.
I couldn't keep it home, I thought I needed a Nia Long.
I'm trying to write my wrongs,
But it's funny these same wrongs helped me write this song.
Now,

[Chorus 2]
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day you die, You gonna touch the sky
(You gonna touch the sky babygirl!) Testify, come up in the spot
Looking extra fly
For the day you die, You gonna touch the sky

Yes, yes, yes guess who's on third?
Lupe still like Lupin the Third.
Hear life here till I'm beer on the curb
Peach fuzz buzz but beard on the verge
Slow it down like we're on the serve
Bottle-shaped body like Mrs. Butterworth's.
But, before you say another word,
I'm back on the block like a man on the street.
I'm trying to stop lying like a Mum-Ra,
But I'm not lying when I'm laying on the beat.
Engarde, Touch Lupe cool as the Unthar,
But I still feel as possessed as a gun charge.
I come as correct as a porn star,
In a fresh pair of steps and my best foreign car.
So, I represent the first.
Now, let me end my verse right where the horns are like

[Chorus 2]

[Hook 2 (P. Diddy)]
(We back at home, baby)
Sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
Sky, Sky high
I'm, I'm sky high
Yeah! (Keep it rollin)
(Feels good to be home, baby! Feels good to be home!)

5/18/2006 3:45:29 PM

Why do you only do that only?
Why are you so odd?

5/18/2006 3:54:18 PM

5/18/2006 4:06:54 PM

22 today bitches

5/18/2006 4:08:30 PM

Grrrrrrrrrrrr if it wasn't enough that I have to take Stastics 511 but I have to take 512 too? wtf?!

5/18/2006 4:30:55 PM

mechanical difficulties

5/18/2006 4:31:42 PM

5/18/2006 4:33:50 PM

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

5/18/2006 4:40:08 PM

rats...rats in my stomach...

which is worse than butterflies cause it's not giddy

it's a feeling of dread and freakout-ed-ness

5/18/2006 4:51:25 PM

bowling tonight
beach tomorrow and sat
artsplosure sunday

5/18/2006 4:52:01 PM

ok time to go to kentwood to play some doubles

5/18/2006 4:55:18 PM

o you wanna play doubles alright

5/18/2006 4:56:03 PM

5/18/2006 4:56:52 PM

wear some clothes out there for a change, ok

5/18/2006 4:57:24 PM

Now that I left like 50 lbs of journals and articles in my office, my bookbag is much lighter yay!! I'll see those journals tomorrow... Doh!

Take home Scotts lit review (200 bazillion pages) read it tonight and I'll be gold!


ok I am out like a fat kid in dodgeball...

[Edited on May 18, 2006 at 5:06 PM. Reason : hurray for graduate studies]

5/18/2006 4:58:46 PM