we already had live bluegrass tonight at the boss's house

1/9/2010 12:01:19 AM

i need a lifetime supply of minute maid apple white grape juiceboxes


[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 12:34 AM. Reason : lol]

1/9/2010 12:34:08 AM

I need a lifetime supply of OldBlueChair posts

1/9/2010 12:35:18 AM

^^
come on guys we're in our 20s

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 12:35 AM. Reason : .]

1/9/2010 12:35:22 AM

great win for the Sun Devils!

1/9/2010 12:57:20 AM

waking up at 8:15 is gonna be awesome

1/9/2010 1:01:11 AM

ya I have to wake up then too and I'm not even approaching tired

1/9/2010 1:01:50 AM

hey FUCK YOU MAN i like these juiceboxes, they dont make this shit in bottles and jugs!

1/9/2010 1:13:47 AM

Hey sir, just because you have no life doesn't mean I want to sit here and shoot the shit with you till 1am

1/9/2010 1:44:56 AM

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs... Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

What were you thinking?

Her husband speaks English!

1/9/2010 2:01:41 AM

fleetwud delivers the unfunny

1/9/2010 2:15:37 AM

so much for stealing jokes from dailykeeper dotcom

1/9/2010 2:24:12 AM

haha

1/9/2010 2:24:50 AM

it felt good to tell that girl what the fucking deal was

1/9/2010 2:32:12 AM

anderson cooper is so hot. he has the most beautiful eyes ever. ever.

1/9/2010 2:32:36 AM

you just need to see my eyes... then you'll reconsider

1/9/2010 2:33:19 AM

Did anyone else just get this error for a little bit?

1/9/2010 2:52:20 AM

campout will be cold tomorrow

1/9/2010 2:58:57 AM

NCSU v. Virginia

1/9/2010 9:32:16 AM

hey what times the game start?

1/9/2010 9:32:45 AM

I'm hungry and ready for my muffins to be done.

1/9/2010 9:39:40 AM

oy - oversleeping just shot my day all to hell

1/9/2010 10:17:45 AM

On the way into DC today. 3 female friends moving into town...will probably help the hottest one, and if time, the mannish one and the married one.

1/9/2010 10:24:11 AM

omg i feel like shit

1/9/2010 10:49:33 AM

I hate it when people tell you they are interested in something you have on Craigslist and that they'll call you back, and then dont' call back. I know it's the nature of the game, but annoying none the less.

1/9/2010 10:50:55 AM

tired as fuck.

1/9/2010 10:51:25 AM

how am i still drunk at 11am

fock

1/9/2010 11:06:47 AM

how do i feel like shit after not even drinking that much

1/9/2010 11:08:27 AM

I'm back in the Raleigh/Cary area. Call me if you need anything.

1/9/2010 11:08:29 AM

however, i've decided on a new plan

follow around the birthday girl and when she's too drunk to take the shots people are buying her, she'll slip them to me on the sneak

last night was the tits

even though it felt a bit unethical

1/9/2010 11:09:58 AM

lol

NINJA DRINK TAKER

1/9/2010 11:13:35 AM

^^i did that on my 21st. people kept buying me nasty shit and i was so drunk already i just handed them to the bf. he was the one who felt like hell the next morning too.

[Edited on January 9, 2010 at 12:21 PM. Reason : ]

1/9/2010 12:20:45 PM

Dear everyone: Please stop getting in front of me and then walking really fucking slowly.

1/9/2010 12:28:52 PM

FUCK YES

1/9/2010 12:50:06 PM

1/9/2010 1:02:27 PM

i love my bed

1/9/2010 1:06:28 PM

I am apparently on the "all my teeth hurt so eating sucks" diet. This displeases me.

1/9/2010 1:11:42 PM

Why do ALL of your teeth hurt? Sinuses fucked up?

1/9/2010 1:13:02 PM

Just the teeth I use to chew stuff. The front ones don't hurt. One side of molars is still temperature sensitive from where I had fillings a few months ago and I had the other side done Thursday.

1/9/2010 1:15:53 PM

Ah. Well, feel better!

1/9/2010 1:18:44 PM

Thanks

1/9/2010 1:19:39 PM

I wish my faggot roommate would get off the phone so we can just fucking leave already!

1/9/2010 1:23:09 PM

FINALLY

1/9/2010 1:27:38 PM

It's kind of amusing to listen to my roommate watch football by himself every Saturday. He switches so rapidly from happiness to anger:

"HELL YES" immediately followed by, "WHAAT???" and "bullshit... bullshit..."

1/9/2010 1:29:04 PM

so Ken just made a wonderful grilled cheese and he sprinkled cinnamon sugar on it as he made it

mmmmmmmmmmmmm :yummy smiley:

1/9/2010 2:10:53 PM

<3 turning the sectional into a bed and watching the flatscreen while the woman cleans.<3

1/9/2010 2:12:47 PM

the commenbtators on espn during the gt duke came where clowning on state: "Name one player on nc state, who are they?"

1/9/2010 3:17:31 PM

Forte's been bringing the funny lately

1/9/2010 3:22:13 PM

feel like taking a nap

1/9/2010 3:45:43 PM

Emma is so funny! good visit

1/9/2010 3:57:35 PM