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5/18/2006 5:03:40 PM

WOOHOO - just got a seat on the next flight out - not going to be a bady day after all

5/18/2006 5:04:52 PM

5/18/2006 5:11:39 PM

where the fuck is the DVD remote? now I got to sit through all this bullshit

5/18/2006 7:03:29 PM

i want to go read, but if i do i might fall asleep

5/18/2006 7:08:40 PM

<- gonna read

5/18/2006 7:09:12 PM

ready for the concert

5/18/2006 7:11:45 PM

<- distracted by Tdub.

5/18/2006 7:13:29 PM

Quote :

"and there are only 2 acceptable reasons to call anyone more than 3 times in one day and leave messages every time if they haven't called you back... those reasons are 1) you're phone messed up 2) it's after midnight, you're drunk, and you're trying to get laid that's it"

Quote :

"but sometimes if you're drunk enough you forget you've called"

haha, apparantly, like a month ago, i called and left 4 voicemails while drunk
i remember a txt message or two and 2 phone calls, but not 4.... so im hoping he was just taking the sum total of attempts to contact him, not just voicemails

Quote :

"6) you got the results back and legally you have to tell them"

hahahahhahaa

5/18/2006 7:32:02 PM

The girl on Wheel of Fortune just fucked up spelling exclusive.

She was only missing the x and i, and picked the letter k.

5/18/2006 7:37:04 PM

I had forgotten how sad Jurassic Bark was

5/18/2006 8:27:53 PM

Quote :

""

this about made me spew drink

5/18/2006 8:31:11 PM

5/18/2006 8:52:45 PM

Matt Hughes vs. Carlos Newton on UFC Unleashed on Spike.

Great fight.

[Edited on May 18, 2006 at 9:14 PM. Reason : That Powerbomb was devastating.]

5/18/2006 9:02:01 PM

ooooo home alone

5/18/2006 9:48:19 PM

5/18/2006 9:51:40 PM

man i hope i get into toxicology class

5/18/2006 10:16:12 PM

goddamn why are my toes always so freakin cold

5/19/2006 2:05:50 AM

i want to feel anything but this right now

5/19/2006 2:06:26 AM

damn confusing ass males.

5/19/2006 2:12:52 AM

where is everybody?

5/19/2006 2:19:26 AM

leaving all my friends

5/19/2006 2:20:05 AM

I ♥ my girls

Ash, Amb, Em, Lin & Amy

5/19/2006 2:24:05 AM

damn why did we order pitchers of beer!

now i am still drunk and have a hangover and must go to the dentist to get my crown put on, FUCK!

5/19/2006 7:30:19 AM

^ "

well the pitchers and still being drunk portion

5/19/2006 8:25:17 AM

losing my contact on the drive to work

5/19/2006 8:33:38 AM

thanks for waking me up fuckin early as shit on my day off

5/19/2006 8:48:53 AM

i wish i burned more episodes of the wire. im bored at work

5/19/2006 8:49:39 AM

i'm excited about this weekend, its pretty much gonna rock

5/19/2006 9:28:12 AM

why...are you coming to garner to see me?

5/19/2006 9:30:01 AM

maybe

5/19/2006 9:42:52 AM

damn embedded songs

5/19/2006 9:49:47 AM

I just realized that i may soon be an uncle and it'll take me a year to find out

5/19/2006 9:52:42 AM

i feel like i got beat up last night

5/19/2006 9:54:13 AM

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...

5/19/2006 12:35:51 PM

mmmm leftovers

5/19/2006 12:35:59 PM

yay for early financial aid deposits...just in time for the weekend

5/19/2006 2:09:43 PM

if there's ever a question of how good of his mom is when he's old enough to think for himself, or if he ever starts to hate his mom and wants another reason to (teenage angst for example), all this kid has to do is read up on the archives...........http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/05/19/spears.ap/index.html

5/19/2006 2:37:45 PM

damn I feel sorry for that kid

I wonder if she's doing all this to cover up the obvious mental retardation the kid will have after being the lovechild of britney and mr. popozao

5/19/2006 2:40:46 PM

i need to pack

5/19/2006 3:23:04 PM

i missed my 420 post

+1

5/19/2006 3:29:10 PM

fucking a I'm ready for the weekend and some dg

5/19/2006 3:37:01 PM

i wont have time to play today, have to get some in tomorrow

5/19/2006 3:37:37 PM

Quote :

"and some dg "

some danny graham?

[Edited on May 19, 2006 at 3:38 PM. Reason : hjbgjhv]

5/19/2006 3:37:51 PM

hahaha

5/19/2006 3:39:33 PM

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

5/19/2006 3:40:16 PM

i got get dressed sometime today and drive i guess

5/19/2006 3:40:21 PM

don't come on here and say shit like that

5/19/2006 3:41:24 PM

have you brushed your teeth today?


you should at least get off your ass and get a new phone or something

5/19/2006 3:42:13 PM

yes, i brushed my teeth

even though i was very very busy

5/19/2006 3:49:18 PM