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1/9/2010 4:28:33 PM

shit

I'm ready for a nap

1/9/2010 4:28:45 PM

noow that i have slept from 11-4

1/9/2010 4:49:41 PM

I'm so so disappointed.

1/9/2010 6:10:06 PM

Hmm. Someone that I use to work with is dating a TWWer.

1/9/2010 7:26:40 PM

I got flowers

1/9/2010 7:28:44 PM

I really don't like going out when it's this cold outside. It's antisocial, but I'd much rather be spending my Saturday night curled up in my bed where it's warm.

1/9/2010 7:28:52 PM

MORE GUMMY BEARS

1/9/2010 7:44:50 PM

I just got puked on. Awesome.

1/9/2010 7:47:07 PM

would it be gay if i got a poodle, he has gray hair and looks like a wise old man


but he's a poodle

not sure about this one

1/9/2010 7:49:09 PM

you shouldn't get a dog that threatens your sexuality. You should get a dog that makes you happy.

1/9/2010 7:51:29 PM

jets win yay and trouble

1/9/2010 7:53:06 PM

he doesnt threaten anything, but youre right, i think i want a bigger dog

1/9/2010 7:53:11 PM

Pussy.

1/9/2010 7:54:27 PM

Are you going to be living somewhere that can handle a big dog? You gotta think of that, if you're going to get a dog you gotta make sure you have the place to keep it when it is full grown. Kaysee was too big for my apartment.

1/9/2010 7:55:36 PM

I just got a cat.

W

T

F

2 dogs , 1 cat, 2 humanoids. This family is starting to get interesting

1/9/2010 8:04:03 PM

Think I'll pick up a 750ml of Three Philosophers or maybe a Brooklyn Local 1

1/9/2010 8:10:27 PM

dude, this is gay.

1/9/2010 8:19:26 PM

I cannot wait to get out of this sweater!

1/9/2010 8:19:49 PM

take it off, twirl it like a helicopter!

1/9/2010 8:20:10 PM

Quote :

"2 dogs , 1 cat, 2 humanoids. This family is starting to get interesting "

That's our house

1/9/2010 8:20:25 PM

I've really, really, really, really gotta get outta the house. going stir crazy.

1/9/2010 8:20:47 PM

Quote :

"take it off, twirl it like a helicopter!"

Haha.... Not while babysitting. That wouldn't look good

1/9/2010 8:21:55 PM

or would it ?

1/9/2010 8:25:12 PM

would I be attractive if I was skinny?

1/9/2010 8:29:16 PM

I want fiestaware dishes.

1/9/2010 8:31:34 PM

i have some fiesta ware and i love it!

1/9/2010 8:32:56 PM

I hate you.

1/9/2010 8:34:07 PM

excited about ton

but tired

but still hoping to have a good timeee

1/9/2010 8:34:16 PM

then stop talking to me

1/9/2010 8:34:47 PM

today is a bad end to what was a good week. i'm in a mood

1/9/2010 8:35:27 PM

Quote :

"Are you going to be living somewhere that can handle a big dog? "

i'd make sure of that


also wtf was that marriage ref commercial

1/9/2010 8:36:52 PM

what a long day

1/9/2010 8:37:48 PM

or you can just decide you don't really like your fiestaware and swap dishes with me

1/9/2010 8:38:32 PM

john travolta, lookin all bear like, bald and with a goatee

creeps me the fuck out

1/9/2010 8:54:54 PM

i just want to get a job that pays alot and chase skirt.

is that too much to ask?

1/9/2010 8:59:01 PM

trying not to vomit...again

and trying to forget the sensation of food chunks rolling out of my mouth and nose

and wishing to stop feeling all blechy

and eww i just sneezedd out a fucking BEAN

vomit again

1/9/2010 9:21:22 PM

Scratching the itch that's on my right nut.

1/9/2010 9:24:41 PM

man, i haven't been to rum runners in a hot minute

1/9/2010 9:34:32 PM

if I get rid of 889, he has no phone method of getting hold of me

1/9/2010 9:42:16 PM

come over

1/9/2010 9:44:13 PM

im actually gonna watch saturday night live tonight for the first time in goddamn forever partly because barkley is hosting, but mainly because its on nbc and I wont have to change the channel

1/9/2010 9:54:17 PM

Wow. This book is exactly what I shouldn't be reading right now.

1/9/2010 9:56:44 PM

shit that amuses you when youre drinking

Quote :

" Results 1 - 10 of about 8,880 for "blue cock" watchmen. (0.22 seconds) "

1/9/2010 10:13:20 PM

i need to do laundry, but no facilities for that here

i want to make out

1/9/2010 10:15:17 PM

according to a 4 year old both my blood pressure and temperature are 36

so my medicine is invisible food and water from a plastic syringe

1/9/2010 10:55:00 PM

try not to be white in too many places.

1/9/2010 10:56:29 PM

Quote :

"according to a 4 year old both my blood pressure and temperature are 36 so my medicine is invisible food and water from a plastic syringe"

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ahahahaha

that's ADORABLE

1/9/2010 11:03:20 PM

Cheart One

1/9/2010 11:13:03 PM

set

1/9/2010 11:15:36 PM