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Weeeeesday

5/24/2006 8:13:00 AM

damn it is only wed.?

5/24/2006 8:15:44 AM

sadly so
shits been dragging

5/24/2006 8:17:09 AM

i have a 5 day weekend coming to me! it better hurry up and get here then slow down when it does

5/24/2006 9:40:19 AM

attn: dude in my ST511 class that walked out of the bathroom as I was walkin by:

YOU ALMOST KNOCKED THE DOOR OPEN IN MY FACE ASSHAT!!!

I didn't like you anyways from the first time you opened your mouth... u are a moron!

5/24/2006 10:53:58 AM

blah short lunches the rest of the week cept friday

5/24/2006 11:35:05 AM

blah this day is dragging

5/24/2006 2:17:27 PM

shower then going to the coffee shop to read.

5/24/2006 2:28:14 PM

Quote :

"Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection? Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not masterminds. "OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?" "Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:" "Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?" Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. "How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere." Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents. Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, "You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them." We're in one of the richest countries in the world, but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum. People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books."

always a good listen

5/24/2006 2:37:39 PM

¯\(º_o)/¯

5/24/2006 2:44:37 PM

ready to get out!

5/24/2006 2:58:28 PM

in high

5/24/2006 3:05:50 PM

laying in the sun, then taking a nap, then going to rum runners.

perfect day off!

5/24/2006 3:32:18 PM

you sounded it

i bet you'll be caling pete tomorrow

5/24/2006 3:33:46 PM

oh my god

I can have a pet (or several) now!!!!

5/24/2006 4:19:15 PM

my leg won't stop spazing out

5/24/2006 4:20:45 PM

Engineering classes in Spanish suck

5/24/2006 4:24:59 PM

ONE HOUR...tick tick tick

5/24/2006 4:31:27 PM

ONE HOUR...tick tick tick

5/24/2006 4:56:25 PM

27 minutes! tick tick tick

5/24/2006 5:03:06 PM

what are you looking for?

a spanking?

5/24/2006 5:06:37 PM

is justin offering?

5/24/2006 5:08:22 PM

Justin Illusion

5/24/2006 5:09:04 PM

my eyes are very much dialated.. I am surprised I found my car in the parking lot at the mall... and damn that light is bright.... tried buying sunglasses but I'll be damned if Imma spend 50.00 on a pair of sunglasses that I'll prolly loose

5/24/2006 5:13:29 PM

5/24/2006 5:14:06 PM

^^i heard you had a pretty cool pair of nike sunglasses on your desk

5/24/2006 5:29:53 PM

32 minutes till freedom

5/24/2006 5:30:55 PM

^^ nah they suck ass the guy that wears them is pretty weird too

[Edited on May 24, 2006 at 5:33 PM. Reason : i heart saps]

5/24/2006 5:33:28 PM

5/24/2006 5:34:02 PM

Target has sunglasses for like 10 bucks

5/24/2006 5:34:21 PM

i hate the sun

5/24/2006 5:38:16 PM

tiiiired

5/24/2006 5:42:30 PM

who wants a bag of oysters?

5/24/2006 5:45:39 PM

me!

5/24/2006 5:48:42 PM

i should've gotten way more sleep last nite

5/24/2006 7:37:37 PM

why are my back and neck so sore today?

5/24/2006 7:41:00 PM

^ needs a massage

5/24/2006 7:46:52 PM

for real.

5/24/2006 7:48:31 PM

^ Lower back?

5/24/2006 7:51:21 PM

upper- between my shoulder blades.

5/24/2006 7:59:13 PM

cant wait for the weekend

5/24/2006 8:19:33 PM

I HATE SHIN SPLINTS!!!

5/24/2006 8:30:15 PM

i want to know why things are like they are

5/24/2006 8:32:09 PM

awwww my tummy hurts soooo bad... I need a belly rub

5/24/2006 8:33:47 PM

i'll be right over

5/24/2006 8:34:41 PM

I think the IB profin just kicked in

5/24/2006 8:35:05 PM

drugs are the best bellyrub

5/24/2006 8:36:03 PM

damnit, that always seems to happen! I think there must some weird kind of drug interaction between IBprofin and me...

5/24/2006 8:36:05 PM

5/24/2006 8:36:37 PM

maybe ibuprofen would help my back/neck

5/24/2006 8:40:47 PM