and lets not forget this one

3/23/2006 6:05:33 PM

Corrected my Samuel L Jackson grammar

3/23/2006 7:43:57 PM

Quote :

"Snakes Grows Longer Reshoots under way thanks to buzz. by Stax March 23, 2006 - According to The Hollywood Reporter, New Line conducted reshoots in Los Angeles this month for their upcoming thriller Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson. The pic wrapped filming last fall but, thanks to the Internet turning Snakes into a cultural phenomenon long before its Aug. 18 release, the studio "decided to create new scenes that would take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory." Although both the studio and almost everyone involved with the project first thought Snakes on a Plane was a "stupid title," even flirting with retitling it as the generic Pacific Air Flight 121 at one point, online buzz for the film has been steadily building without any real help from New Line. Unofficial t-shirts have been made, film clips are being leaked online, and fansites and blogs are popping up. New Line and the industry could no longer afford to ignore the film's pre-release hype. The studio is now actively seeking out the fans, including having Jackson utter a certain profanity-laced phrase they had demanded. New Line is also collaborating with TagWorld.com for a Snakes on a Plane-themed song contest, with the winning tune to be used in the film."

3/24/2006 2:43:00 PM

oh my god this is gonna be even better than PYTHON



Sixty Feet of Pure Terror!

3/24/2006 2:52:25 PM

I don't know if anyone has pointed the masses to this blog yet, but it's changed my life:

http://hucksblog.blogspot.com/2005/08/snakes-on-motherfucking-plane.html

Quote :

"In fact, during the two or three days that precedes my phone call with the studio, I become obsessed with the concept. Not as a movie. But as a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens" falls my new zen koan "Snakes on a Plane". WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. " ME: "Snakes on a Plane..." DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while." ME: "Snakes on a Plane...""

My freinds are going to hate me when I adopt this as my own. Oh well, Snakes on a Plane...

3/24/2006 4:18:23 PM

fahgetaboutit

3/24/2006 4:22:40 PM

Quote :

""I want these motherfuckin' snakes off the motherfuckin' plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie. Apparently, the studio got the hint."

3/24/2006 5:34:49 PM

Serenity Now!

3/24/2006 7:18:56 PM

i'm so going to see this movie

and i'm going to tailgate the fuck out of it

3/24/2006 9:00:49 PM

http://sammyldelivers.ytmnsfw.com/

3/30/2006 4:05:25 PM

I've had it with those motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.

3/30/2006 4:13:34 PM

i've been camped out at the theater for 3 months now

3/30/2006 4:30:57 PM

^^^^I will tailgate this event. Hells yes.

3/30/2006 8:24:21 PM

OMG. i have to see this movie

3/31/2006 12:46:23 AM

snakes on a plane rap

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1678066/

3/31/2006 10:01:27 PM

better rap

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1677053/

3/31/2006 10:07:58 PM

^^ HOLY SHIT.

"see this coat liner. snake vagina"

^ I couldn't get past two minutes in that video. Too raw.

3/31/2006 10:18:32 PM

Were those from that contest to make a theme song for Snakes on a Plane by any chance?

4/1/2006 12:49:33 AM

did anybody else just see this on msnbc

i about shit my pants laughing

4/5/2006 1:01:19 AM

potential sequel...

4/5/2006 12:29:06 PM

^^Plz elaborate.

4/5/2006 1:07:14 PM

^^thanks. I burst out laughing.

4/5/2006 2:37:35 PM

filebox.vt.edu/users/jhland/F16%20-%20Snakes%20On%20a%20Plane.mp3

Legit H:
Nice to meet you just call me H
Packin more rhymes than the plane got snakes
No time to waste, the gold’s mine to take
Need to spit this venom back at all y’all fakes
Now fellas make the ho slither while she shake
Slither up the pole and if it don’t break
Slither till the venom make the body ache
So if ya python sleepin then get it awake
Hey man, if she slither like this
Tonight really shouldn’t be one I’d miss
If ya girl shed her skin then she make the list
Like my man R. Kells I be takin’ a piss
Kiss the ring bitch fore ya get dismissed
Showing ya the cobra fo I grab ya sis
Just don’t get scared when you hear it hiss,
Cause something gettin blown, but it ain’t a kiss

Chorus:
We got snakes, snakes, on a plane (3x)
So if ya snake get stiff then she don’t complain

We got snakes, snakes, on a plane (3x)
And when it touch down then we run the train

Mike D:
venomous vipers, when Mike D get to flowing,
there ain't none hyper
Sam L on a plane, he the snake sniper
He got more guns in his carry-on
than you can fit in your whole closet, it's scary son
He eat snake for breakfast, he's a snake-tarian
Snakes don't stand a chance, Sam Jack came to tango if you snakes wanna dance
How the fuck you gonna dance if you dont have no feet
Kenan Thompson'll make you get out your seat
Sam L will make you get out your seat
These snakes will make you get out your seat
How the fuck you gonna dance if you dont have no feet?

JCoz:
Did someone say snakes?
You know JCoz on the plane
If you a hot girl
My cobra will bring the pain
Till I astroglide into the first class
Slither like a snake all up in that ass
You got a tazer? Great, shoot it son
Cuz when I blow my load of venom, you know you ass is done
I ain’t 50 cent bitch, I aint up in the club
I’m in coach givin a flight attendant my rattlesnake love
Hope she got the anti venom for my deadly spit
When snakes is on a plane you know you in for some shit
My trouser snake is deadly, Osama call it 9-11
Chances are the bitches I hit ain’t goin to heaven
But they’ll be callin for God when my moccasin attacks
I’m straight carryin niggas on my fucked up back
Snakes can eat eggs and shit bigger than they body
Digestin shit for hours like my semen in a hottie
ODB, rest in peace, we miss you homes
Couldn’t understand what you said on the microphones
Samuel L takin care of business nice and quick
Nigga brandished firearms a la Marcus Vick
He’s throwin bombs, pumpin fakes and goin deep
Motherfucker how you gonna dance if you aint got feet?

Chorus

FREE SCOTT PETERSON!

[Edited on April 10, 2006 at 6:59 PM. Reason : EDIT]

4/10/2006 6:56:41 PM

God I actually dreamed about snakes on a plane the other night.

What is wrong with me?

4/16/2006 10:22:36 AM

this must stop.

4/16/2006 5:31:01 PM

they're coming out with a sequel

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475276/

4/16/2006 5:44:37 PM

4/18/2006 8:59:50 PM

hahahaha

4/18/2006 9:04:35 PM

4/23/2006 10:23:33 AM

4/24/2006 3:54:19 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/24/film.snakesonaplane.ap/index.html

The movie title that launched a phenomenon

'Snakes on a Plane': So 'stupid,' it's 'brilliant'

4/24/2006 6:51:46 PM

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU HISS IT

4/24/2006 8:28:56 PM

^hahahahhahah

4/25/2006 2:33:13 AM

[Edited on April 25, 2006 at 2:48 PM. Reason : adsf]

4/25/2006 2:48:33 PM

this is the first time, ever, i feel sad about my intense fear of snakes

i want to watch this movie

they should release a dvd version without the snakes

4/25/2006 3:11:03 PM

Quote :

" I don't know what made me click on this thread but a sure am glad I did. "

4/26/2006 9:45:41 AM

Quote :

"Packin more rhymes than the plane got snakes"

4/26/2006 9:54:00 AM

omg, look at this from the Time article

Quote :

"Ellis--who claims he has bought almost $1,000 of unofficial Snakes merchandise on the Internet--has embraced it to the point that he agreed to let New Line run a contest in which the best song inspired by the title will run over the closing credits."

4/26/2006 10:03:24 AM

Is it too late to submit an entry?

4/26/2006 10:54:00 AM

Never.

4/26/2006 10:57:23 AM

this thread will live on in eternity.

4/26/2006 9:09:32 PM

an eternity full of snakes

4/26/2006 9:44:27 PM

i hope this movie becomes the biggest box office draw of the year

4/26/2006 9:45:05 PM

it will based on the fact that it has a cult following way before it is even out.

4/27/2006 2:46:15 AM

I pray that it makes more bank at the box office than United 93.

4/27/2006 7:21:05 PM

Last night at the movies (Southpoint) I saw a poster for Snakes on a Plane!!!

It was like the medical thing with snakes coiled around a plane instead of a stick.

just like this picture, only the title was at the bottom

4/29/2006 3:36:06 PM

That's my wallpaper already

And I'm actually wearing my shirt right now. I'm going to represent SoaP at Beer Fest

4/29/2006 3:43:56 PM

^ ^^, speaking of that poster...imagine having one bigger than a door!

5/4/2006 10:37:12 AM

^I may have just had a nerd-gasm thinking about it.

5/4/2006 11:07:52 AM

i hope they got a lock on that poster

5/4/2006 2:40:43 PM