<3

9/26/2008 9:18:07 AM

I need a lawn, so I can yell at kids to stay off it.



Way to not support the GMA 950 under OS X, Spore.



Interestingly, on a true vertical log plot, I think the Eiffel Tower's sides really would be straight lines.

9/29/2008 7:45:06 AM

that last one is awesome

9/29/2008 1:39:13 PM

Fiction Rule of Thumb

Except for anything by Lewis Carroll or Tolkien, you get five made-up words per story. I'm looking at you, Anathem.

10/1/2008 9:21:53 AM

The Planck length is another thousand or two pixels below the comic.


Although ... who else can't wait for them to incorporate that Wiimote head-tracking stuff into games? Man, the future's gonna be *awesome*.

10/6/2008 11:08:04 AM

10/10

10/6/2008 11:09:19 AM

'The sad thing is that I just wanted to talk about your poor smoke-bomb techniques.'

10/9/2008 8:25:21 AM

HAHAHA

10/9/2008 8:25:56 AM

I wore my xkcd hoodie to lead my biochem problem session and got called out for being a nerd.

10/9/2008 1:09:14 PM

hahah i find nerds hawt....

that is all....

10/9/2008 1:46:10 PM

We didn't even get to the continued fractions!

10/10/2008 10:26:25 AM

hahaha

10/10/2008 10:36:59 AM

^^ haha that last one needs more people

10/10/2008 12:56:49 PM

I spent more time trying to get an audible.com audio book playing than it took to listen to the book. I have lost every other piece of DRM-locked music I have paid for.


This is why i buy music from amazon.com

1. you can re-download it
2. is really high quality
3. NO FUGGIN DRM!

10/13/2008 8:06:23 AM

"Listen, they request that you stop submitting a listing for your house labeled 'WHERE YOU BROKE MY HEART'."

10/15/2008 9:29:52 AM

hahahaha!!!!

10/15/2008 9:34:31 AM

do want

10/15/2008 10:03:24 AM

lol the shirt or the girl ?

10/15/2008 10:03:52 AM

On the other hand, physicists like to say physics is to math as sex is to masturbation.

i would like these two made into t-shirts plz

10/15/2008 10:06:18 AM

^ Seconded

10/15/2008 3:11:41 PM

"I had a really hard time not writing '... profit!'"

10/17/2008 1:11:32 PM

win

10/17/2008 1:13:00 PM

hahahha i was just about to post that ... no shit


seee

ctrl-v
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/morning_routine.png

10/17/2008 1:13:56 PM

"If long tooltips / cut off for you / then upgrade from / Firefox 2 / Burma Shave"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burma-Shave

10/20/2008 1:48:19 PM

then i heard boom from the amplifiers

10/20/2008 1:50:16 PM

"A veteran Scrabble player will spot the 'OSTRICH' option."

10/22/2008 7:15:43 AM

BAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!

10/22/2008 8:26:19 AM

"I started to do the tables for more famous people but it got really depressing and morbid and I had to go outside. Hat guy wins again."

10/24/2008 11:32:59 AM

"The blueprints for the Department of the Internet offices call for Ceiling Cat-themed sprinkler heads."

10/27/2008 7:19:09 AM

it gave me a chuckle ... but there was no belleh laughter as usual

10/27/2008 8:07:36 AM

"That helmet won't save him.

10/28/2008 7:56:40 AM

wait whu? a tues xkcd?!! AWESOME!
thanks aleeee


[Edited on October 28, 2008 at 8:02 AM. Reason : i would have missed it]

10/28/2008 7:59:15 AM

Quote :

"Fiction Rule of Thumb Except for anything by Lewis Carroll or Tolkien, you get five made-up words per story. I'm looking at you, Anathem."

I thought this was supposed to be a comic for nerds or some shit -- how the fuck did he come up with a comic that excludes Dune, perhaps the nerdiest and best piece of fiction ever

10/28/2008 8:04:48 AM

^^

It pops up on my daily feed, so I just post them when I see them.

10/28/2008 8:12:01 AM

"He actually installed each piece in a different car in the lot, then built a new car in the spot from the displaced pieces. It's a confusing maneuver known as the auto-troll shuffle."

10/29/2008 7:17:50 AM

hahhahahahhahahha


I LOVE XKCD!

10/29/2008 8:00:15 AM

I'm surprised he hasn't made a comic about how the hover text cuts off early in firefox, being that I'd expect him to expect most of his fan base to be using it. I am king of sentences. You'd think I'd have taken the 7 seconds to verify this in the new firefox. Problem solved, don't mind me.


$1

[Edited on October 29, 2008 at 8:11 AM. Reason : ds]

10/29/2008 8:10:12 AM

"It's time to draw the line."

10/30/2008 7:14:18 AM

And now, the exciting conclusion. . .



"And they chose Al Gore as Internet Secretary."

10/31/2008 7:14:07 AM

I'm a submarine... hahaha

10/31/2008 8:52:16 AM

"Also, after all the warnings about filling in the bubbles completely, I spent like 30 seconds on each one."



In full nerd disclosure, I thought I'd share that instead of writing down the alt-text, I go and copy it from the page source.

11/3/2008 7:06:50 AM

Quote :

"In full nerd disclosure, I thought I'd share that instead of writing down the alt-text, I go and copy it from the page source. "

Glad to see I'm not the only one.

11/3/2008 7:13:36 AM

lol

11/3/2008 7:16:28 AM

hahah right click image properties, highlight "title" Copy...



I don't know what's nerdier...
I mean i too have looked at the page source but its much less efficient.

11/3/2008 8:04:48 AM

i think i'm a little turned on by alee

11/3/2008 8:45:45 AM

Don't let leftyisreal hear that...

11/3/2008 8:47:24 AM

haha yeah thats what i was about to say...


you're not the only one



Lucky lefty...

11/3/2008 8:48:30 AM

yeah, i know

11/3/2008 8:49:12 AM

LOL, thanks guys.

11/3/2008 10:22:54 AM

:swoon:

11/3/2008 10:25:17 AM