lmao

i had someone do that to me once actually

we were working a code, i had my partner go out to the truck to spike the stuff to freeze him, apparently he recruited a ff to be in on this too

when we loaded the dude in and i got back to work in the truck, the ff we had drive cranks up the radio and it's stayin alive

i almost fucked up because i was laughing so hard

1/5/2009 4:00:36 AM

Why are you awake at 4am?

1/5/2009 4:03:19 AM

i already answered that question near the bottom of the previous page, b

1/5/2009 4:03:39 AM

I don't read that shit, but ok. I just did. Fair enough I guess.

1/5/2009 4:04:31 AM

lawl

1/5/2009 4:05:20 AM

probably on the last page, but who cares... Looking forward to getting the semester started again?

1/5/2009 4:07:50 AM

ON THE LAST PAGE

meh, not really. classes are the only bad part about college.

1/5/2009 4:10:39 AM

I concur. All of mine are in the same building, except for one PE.

1/5/2009 4:14:25 AM

to the top, as i am trying to avoid studying for an exam for as long as possible.

2/9/2009 11:17:34 PM

I guess TWW wants you to study. That, or the other 8 pages or so were enough.

2/10/2009 12:08:56 AM

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

2/10/2009 12:10:21 AM

haha, you asked the EMT what he'd tell a woman with two black eyes.

2/10/2009 12:13:31 AM

i kno right?

2/10/2009 12:20:16 AM

bttt

2/10/2009 11:17:34 PM

ask me anything!

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/10/2009 11:18:26 PM

Quote :

"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"

WRONG HOLE, FOOL

2/16/2009 8:21:53 PM

to the top, son

i'm sick

2/25/2009 7:41:52 PM

Hi Evan. How is your mother doing? Did things workout from your Christmas blowout?

2/25/2009 9:21:40 PM

Can I have a hug?

2/25/2009 9:22:06 PM

will you come up and visit me?

2/25/2009 9:45:39 PM

do you enjoy GGMon's posts?

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 10:43 PM. Reason : .]

2/25/2009 10:42:39 PM

Do you like fruit roll ups?
Why don't they taste the same as they did when I was five?

[Edited on February 25, 2009 at 10:51 PM. Reason : 2]

2/25/2009 10:50:18 PM

2/25/2009 10:52:06 PM

how many questions will be asked before you answer?

2/25/2009 10:53:15 PM

2/26/2009 2:42:03 AM

Quote :

"Hi Evan. How is your mother doing? Did things workout from your Christmas blowout?"

you can go fuck yourself, sir.

Quote :

"Can I have a hug?"

most certainly

Quote :

"will you come up and visit me? "

YES. lemme know when, and i'll clear my schedule

Quote :

"do you enjoy GGMon's posts?"

not one bit

Quote :

"Do you like fruit roll ups? Why don't they taste the same as they did when I was five?"

i haven't had one in a very long time... i'll pick up a box next time i'm at the grocery store and report back.
those things were off the chain when i was a kid, though.

Quote :

""

yes

Quote :

"how many questions will be asked before you answer?"

eight

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""

2/27/2009 1:05:44 PM

The name of the thread is ask you anything. Thus, you refuse to answer a question you so openly gushed about in other threads.

2/27/2009 1:45:37 PM

i can't have ScHpEnXeL one uppin me, now

to the top

3/12/2009 9:59:00 PM

lol. damn gays.

3/12/2009 10:00:10 PM

How long should I wait before asking a chick out at my new school? Orientation, first week of school or later. Quick fact: I suck with the ladies and getting a number is an accomplishment in itself.

3/12/2009 10:00:57 PM

that depends on quite a few things.

how attractive is she? do you know her? have you ever talked before? are you attractive?

3/12/2009 10:04:09 PM

probably no no maybe

3/12/2009 10:04:48 PM

well i don't see any reason to wait... unless your game is just that bad.

3/12/2009 10:05:49 PM

should i make one of these threads? ive pondered it before, ive made a few joke ones, almost feel like by this point its played out

3/12/2009 10:06:39 PM

that is a decision you must make for yourself

i will say, however, that i would gladly post in such a thread

3/12/2009 10:07:15 PM

its atrocious dawg, I can't make eye contact so I always end up looking at a chicks tits or getting an awkward boner and I never smile

3/12/2009 10:07:20 PM

well then it looks like you're destined to be alone

3/12/2009 10:07:50 PM

well awesome, then ill make one, but only cuz youre gonna post in it!

3/12/2009 10:08:01 PM

whats the day after yesterday?

3/12/2009 10:08:15 PM

If I washed my dick would you suck it?

3/12/2009 10:34:45 PM

^^only jake gyllenhaal knows the answer to that. he prefers the day after tomorrow, however.

^probably not.

3/12/2009 10:58:02 PM

then who was phone?

3/12/2009 10:59:16 PM

Whats OP mean

3/12/2009 11:00:12 PM

how many fingers?

3/12/2009 11:00:36 PM

^^^ZORTHAGE WAS PHONE

^^orthotic pussy

^seven. seven fingers.

3/12/2009 11:24:20 PM

why'd you have to bring out The Count? he scares me

3/12/2009 11:25:59 PM

AH AH AH AHHHH

3/12/2009 11:26:27 PM

do guys recieve an orgasm from anal sex? the catchers? if not whats the point in being the catcher?

3/12/2009 11:29:16 PM

that all depends on the skill of the dude fucking him

but yes, it is quite possible.

3/12/2009 11:29:51 PM

Whats OP mean?

Does anal sex smell like feces

3/12/2009 11:30:23 PM