yeah, because she wouldn't shut the fuck up about stuff

i'm tired of hearing arguments and i'm not going to let that shit ruin christmas, even if it means getting drunk instead

12/25/2008 12:41:29 AM

Who was the someone else?

12/25/2008 12:41:29 AM

my older sister

12/25/2008 12:41:50 AM

BigEgo knows what's up with egg nog. Borden FTW.

12/25/2008 12:42:55 AM

It sounds like you were just looking for an excuse to leave. I'd guess it's because you're still mad about last week. [/Dr. Phil]

12/25/2008 12:43:06 AM

This is an epic move. It's not like leaving a few days before, it's Christmas Eve. If she doesn't get it....




On the other hand, she'll probably start throwing this out like a cunt. "YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS RAWR RAWR RAWR"

[Edited on December 25, 2008 at 12:44 AM. Reason : drama queen...]

12/25/2008 12:44:00 AM

wait your mom and dad are still married?

12/25/2008 12:44:04 AM

^amazingly, yes

Quote :

"On the other hand, she'll probably start throwing this out like a cunt. "YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS RAWR RAWR RAWR""

that is the point where either i
a) leave again, or
b) hang up the phone

12/25/2008 12:44:32 AM

Quote :

"On the other hand, she'll probably start throwing this out like a cunt. "YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS RAWR RAWR RAWR""

Yep, I'd agree, I think he's called her out. Let us know if she follows up.

12/25/2008 12:44:51 AM

haha it doesn't sould like for long


I bet they have great angry sex. She probably gets off on this.

12/25/2008 12:45:03 AM

alrighty i missed that at some point

don't call your mom a cunt no matter how bad she is, you still popped out of her vajayjay

[Edited on December 25, 2008 at 12:46 AM. Reason : .....]

[Edited on December 25, 2008 at 12:47 AM. Reason : clarity]

12/25/2008 12:45:27 AM

my parents do not have sex

they have never had sex

that does not happen

12/25/2008 12:45:53 AM

Kodiak,

12/25/2008 12:46:20 AM

I heard my mom kiss my dad and tell him that she loves him yesterday. I spit coffee through my nose.

12/25/2008 12:46:50 AM

you should just invite your dad over to hang out with you and get drunk

12/25/2008 12:47:00 AM

Quote :

"you should just invite your dad over to hang out with you and get drunk"

i think i may do this

he needs to get drunk

12/25/2008 12:47:33 AM

doo it

12/25/2008 12:48:29 AM

i could see this turning into a bad idea....

12/25/2008 12:49:16 AM

Hit up craigslist for some sweet ass

12/25/2008 12:49:54 AM

oh lord no

i have standards, son

12/25/2008 12:50:17 AM

you should have some hot cocoa

12/25/2008 12:51:38 AM

AND KALULA or Bailey's!

[Edited on December 25, 2008 at 12:54 AM. Reason : ]

12/25/2008 12:53:03 AM

lol kahlua is fuckign delicious

12/25/2008 12:56:30 AM

fuckign delicious

SON

12/25/2008 1:03:10 AM

Roasted Toasted Almond
-Vodka
-Amaretto
-Kahlua
-Chocolate Ice Cream

Blend it up, and enjoy. It's tasty.
The normal recipe uses cream or milk, but use less and add the chocolate ice cream

[Edited on December 25, 2008 at 1:10 AM. Reason : -]

12/25/2008 1:03:52 AM

i am happy to report that "operation: get drunk off my ass" was a complete success

12/25/2008 3:00:16 PM

haha...do tell! I hope all worked out for the best

12/25/2008 3:04:38 PM

did you tell her to go fuck herself?

12/25/2008 3:24:21 PM

I'd really like to spooge on your moms face

..then kick her in the ovaries.

12/25/2008 3:25:54 PM

she might enjoy that too much

12/25/2008 3:26:34 PM

^^she might someone get preggers and then you become daddy......

12/25/2008 3:42:21 PM

wat

12/25/2008 5:00:22 PM

i still love you, evan

in the agape way, of course

12/25/2008 5:12:55 PM

This thread makes me incredibly sad. I wish situations like this did not exist.

[Edited on December 25, 2008 at 5:14 PM. Reason : I would drink with you if i were with you.]

12/25/2008 5:13:38 PM

i want to hang out with evan more often

you have my sympathy

12/25/2008 5:16:55 PM

Here - this will solve all your (self created) problems:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article4893735.ece

12/25/2008 11:10:09 PM

^South Park did it!

12/25/2008 11:25:52 PM

Quote :

"This thread makes me incredibly sad. I wish situations like this did not exist. [Edited on December 25, 2008 at 5:14 PM. Reason : I would drink with you if i were with you.]"

Quote :

"i want to hang out with evan more often you have my sympathy "

i seriously <3 you guys

12/26/2008 1:36:17 AM

I'm sorry, maybe I missed something.

Normally I suggest getting drunk as a solution to just about every problem, but in this one instance where I make an exception, you go and do that.

Am I to understand, then, that you did not perform an amateur lobotomy on your mother or blow her mind by accusing her of being an incestuous lesbian rapist?

God, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself. I'll be over presently with an exacto knife, half a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, and a meat fork.

12/26/2008 2:09:40 AM

i haven't posted on this page

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/26/2008 2:20:09 AM

^^ All you need to perform a lobotomy is an ice pick and some type of anesthetic if you're feeling kind.

12/26/2008 4:24:11 AM

^we've already been over that.

12/26/2008 4:56:32 AM

grats on 18.5k (and a belated 17.328k)

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/26/2008 5:00:34 AM

12/26/2008 7:51:04 AM

Being homo is totally working for you - great fucking lifestyle choice!

12/26/2008 11:41:32 AM

You still mad that evan shot you down, GGMon?

Don't worry, you'll find the right guy for you.

12/26/2008 11:56:48 AM

I'm not a chubby chaser.

12/26/2008 12:00:02 PM

i cant believe this drama filled bitch fest has reached 9 pages


let it die people

12/26/2008 12:40:44 PM

gay people don't believe in christmas

12/26/2008 5:03:16 PM

Quote :

"if you can take it in the ass you can take it from your mom. "

I swear the first page made me LOL.

12/26/2008 5:42:49 PM