1st page she asked if Jackson Pollock was famous

1/6/2009 1:24:30 PM

hahahahaa Well, I'll fucking be, I didn't know tdub had so many art connoisseurs!! Please teach me the ways to be a successful artist, your words are valuable and you clearly know what you are talking about!

1/6/2009 1:24:39 PM

did she refer to him as That Guy though?

1/6/2009 1:25:31 PM

paint real, unimaginative things, somehow put your feelings into, and please make sure everyone in the world enjoys it.

1/6/2009 1:26:01 PM

brb going to hilton head

!!!!

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : ^]

1/6/2009 1:27:16 PM

Tip #1

Paint more submarines

Tip #2

Paint fewer trees

Tip #3

Include complementary blowjobs with any art purchase

1/6/2009 1:27:24 PM

HOLY SHIT RIGHT AS I READ THIS SHIT THIS GUY ON THE TV MENTIONED SALVADOR DALI AND I WAS ALL LIKE "woah, huh".

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:28 PM. Reason : and it's comedy central presents]

1/6/2009 1:27:41 PM

1/6/2009 1:28:04 PM

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"I didn't know tdub had so many art connoisseurs!"

It's Jackson Fucking Pollock!!!

1/6/2009 1:28:25 PM

Any person who considers themselves to have a well-rounded education should know who Jackson Pollock was, even if they aren't familiar with his works. He's REALLY well known, and kind of pioneered and popularized a number of new painting techniques.

1/6/2009 1:33:44 PM

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"hahahahaa Well, I'll fucking be, I didn't know tdub had so many art connoisseurs!! "

the first step is to admit you have an art connoisseur problem. So how much art should you own before it's a "problem"?

1/6/2009 1:34:11 PM

Much less any artist who thinks enough of their work to sell it for several hundred dollars.

I'm not saying you should have an art history degree, but I would have expected you to pick up basic knowledge of artists and styles in the pursuit of learning more about your craft.

1/6/2009 1:35:23 PM

my art is inspired by lisa frank!

1/6/2009 1:36:21 PM

Having too much art is never a problem.

1/6/2009 1:36:53 PM

Having too much fart is never a problem.

1/6/2009 1:37:52 PM

Quote :

"Having too much art is never a problem."

I stack arts to the ceiling. It's ok though because I'm going to sell it in my etsy shop.

1/6/2009 1:39:15 PM

I might pay 10 bucks for the cherry tree trio listed on the first page.

1/6/2009 1:40:46 PM

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"I might pay 10 bucks for the cherry tree trio listed on the first page."

The supplies involved (canvases, etc.) probably cost more than that.

1/6/2009 1:42:42 PM

Then if I'm buying used canvases, I would expect to pay used discount prices.

1/6/2009 1:44:11 PM

lol

Anyways, thanks for those who complimented my stuff and defended me, I know it's hard to go against the tdub grain sometimes. I appreciate it!

be back tonight, ON THE BEACH

my life sucks

1/6/2009 1:50:55 PM

and so does your painting?



you left that door wide open

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1/6/2009 2:01:12 PM

Burn.

1/6/2009 2:05:52 PM

don't fed this troll

I'm big business and i approved this message.

1/6/2009 2:06:27 PM

aw, my favorite thread of the week has died

1/6/2009 6:51:57 PM

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"do you know the artist? is it in a gallery?"

Snewf missed a lot

1/6/2009 7:08:22 PM

1/7/2009 10:05:40 AM

I didn't read the thread at first

but I sorted everything out via PM because I support The Arts on TWW, k?

1/7/2009 10:16:42 AM

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"That's the first I've heard that. You're referring to the cycle fish drawing right?"

yes

1/7/2009 3:30:38 PM

I just Jackson Pollocked your face!

1/7/2009 3:35:15 PM

AGAIN!

1/7/2009 3:36:14 PM

1/7/2009 3:39:13 PM

Quote :

"is he famous or something?"

lmao

im sorry, really?

ahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

1/7/2009 4:11:57 PM

i too am here to post about her not knowing jackson pollock.

also, i don't like your painting and because you don't know jackson pollock, i also don't like you're painting.


those dribbles are usually massive and nutty in person









is he famous or something... good god.

1/7/2009 4:17:21 PM

I like the paintings in the first picture, but they are so damn crooked on the wall that a retard must have hung them and tried to line them up

1/7/2009 4:22:19 PM

i love this thread

so

so very much

1/7/2009 4:55:31 PM

can we get an update on sales figures

1/7/2009 4:58:40 PM

the tree branches resemble fat people's arms

1/7/2009 5:07:17 PM

^^her Etsy shop still has all the items (feet, submarine, fat arm tree, etc)

she does have one sale listed, but its a photograph of grass...

my etsy shop is still unmade...

1/7/2009 6:30:04 PM

how much for the op painting of the rectum tree?

1/7/2009 6:37:16 PM

This thread.

I love it.

1/7/2009 6:59:22 PM

^^still $295

1/7/2009 7:16:38 PM

wow woodfoot. i used to like you, but you were just out of line in this thread.













naw, im just fucking iwth you guys. i also thought the tree looked like swollen assholes.

1/7/2009 7:33:46 PM

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naw man i'm just fucking with you

1/7/2009 7:35:23 PM

them branches are fatter than rosie o'donell's ankles


also, i always read

Wootfood

1/7/2009 7:52:43 PM

My shit is on fiyah!

1/7/2009 8:41:12 PM

yeah, the w00tf00d is as [old] as the hills

1/7/2009 8:41:57 PM

so the branch and flowers are way to left brained images to get a lot of money for it

1/7/2009 8:42:43 PM

summary of thread?

1/7/2009 8:51:42 PM

Kiwi sucks at painting, doesn't know who Jackson Pollack was, a bunch of people get all butt hurt about what makes something great art.

1/7/2009 8:53:04 PM

-----------------> SET EM UP ----------------------> 10

1/7/2009 9:01:26 PM