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"We didn't go back and drink more, we went to our friends apartment and stayed there."

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"I continue to talk down fareako and comfort samwise from having a panic attack. Once back at the apartment, we have shots and I comment how badass this occasion was."

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"When someone mentioned the red camero, they were probably referring to the car that was (accidentally) hit by the cup I kicked (which had nothing to do with this man)."

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"We are walking along the street. I'm commenting on whether or not on some car is running or not and unoccupied. A black guy comes out of the car and is all Quote : "WTF? Who the fuck threw beer at my red camero at the bus stop?""

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"because synapse had to be a total ass and "bump it""

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"1 shot to me isn't that"

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"Once back at the apartment, we have shots and I comment how badass this occasion was"

first it was shots. then it was not drinking. then it was 1 shot?

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"You made it seem like we just went and proceeded to get totally blitzed."

where was that? feel free to quote it. i was only pointing out another in the the endless stream of holes in this story. although we can probably chalk this one up to the underage angle as opposed to proof of the story being fake.

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ]

5/5/2009 11:49:04 AM

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5/5/2009 11:49:50 AM

Sam, he is enjoying it. Just let him jerk himself off to whatever logic he think he has and let it go.

Why are you people talking about shell casings anyway? Did synapse go and search the site for them or something?

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : retardedness]

5/5/2009 11:52:33 AM

^^^ You made it seem that way because of the shotS part. He was referring to 1 shot per person, asshole.

If the guy said red camero, i didn't hear it, because I was walking away when he got out of his car.


^ I know. I just can't stand when people are such fucking dickheads about something that really shouldn't have been questioned. Why the fuck would I be arguing this much over a story that he feels is made up??? I'm not even a good liar, so it would be totally pointless -- I would have been found out by page 1!!

5/5/2009 11:56:00 AM

FYI, you're allowing yourself to be trolled... nothing more.

5/5/2009 11:56:30 AM

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"I'm not even a good liar"

obviously

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"If the guy said red camero, i didn't hear it, because I was walking away when he got out of his car."

so a guy driving a gold four door says "why did you throw crap at my red camero?" check.

5/5/2009 11:57:44 AM

^^I agree. Blahblahblah, I'm just waiting until the story gets too confusing to keep going.

5/5/2009 11:57:51 AM

^The red camaro was what he was referring to that we hit at the bus stop 'a couple of minutes ago' or some bullshit. He was driving his orange car. Fuck if I know why he was complaining about a red camaro at a bus stop.

5/5/2009 11:58:22 AM

Orange? Thought it was gold?

5/5/2009 11:59:41 AM

Orange, gold, w/e. It was shiny, lol

5/5/2009 12:00:47 PM

^^ Orange light in the parking lot.

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 12:01 PM. Reason : you people.]

5/5/2009 12:01:17 PM

So you were staring at lights? Did the light shoot you? Good ole chitchat, providing the lulz for me since 2002.

5/5/2009 12:02:57 PM

You guys can shoot holes in our broken recounts all you want. All we are going to do is have a good laugh about how ridiculous TWW is and how crazy that night was.

I'm going to lunch. Peace.

5/5/2009 12:03:11 PM

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"You guys can shoot holes in our broken recounts all you want. "

a) you all provided the holes. there was no shooting. by anyone.
b) the stories are not broken. they're radically different.
c) still waiting on the blotter

5/5/2009 12:06:29 PM

This thread would've been served up well in the Lounge. Posting it in Chit Chat was your first mistake, if you were counting on people caring/being serious.

But if this thread keeps going, I'll grab some more popcorn for some more lulz indeed.

^

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"there was no shooting. by anyone."

heheehe.

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 12:07 PM. Reason : nice.]

5/5/2009 12:06:55 PM

^Truth.

5/5/2009 12:07:59 PM

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"Why are you people talking about shell casings anyway? Did synapse go and search the site for them or something?"

hahahaha, wat?

5/5/2009 12:11:39 PM

5/5/2009 12:12:47 PM

how many times does not real have to be said

5/5/2009 12:13:22 PM

FUCK, BETTER POST ON TWW

5/5/2009 12:13:44 PM

5/5/2009 12:14:15 PM

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"hahahaha, wat?"

yeah i just ignored that one. pretty stupid. i would expect more from someone with 10k+ posts

5/5/2009 12:15:28 PM

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" If there are no shell casings: - DID NOT HAPPEN; cant get a girl preggers without the sperm, cant have a drive-by without shell casings - Perp returned and removed them, if the story is true - Victims removed casings, keep story going, TWW stays lively "

Where's the shell casings, Lebowski?

5/5/2009 12:18:02 PM

Maybe he had a cap gun

5/5/2009 12:43:28 PM

5/5/2009 12:50:01 PM

coulda been a revolver

5/5/2009 1:07:02 PM

^ Then 5 or 6 shots would be the only real option...

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : ]

5/5/2009 1:09:03 PM

coulda been a chopper

5/5/2009 1:34:14 PM

coulda been a crackhead who got ahold of the wrong stuff

(ps I'm done arguing with some of yall, because nothing we say is going to change your mind, so lets agree to disagree.)

5/5/2009 1:38:28 PM

I don't agree to that

5/5/2009 1:52:17 PM

the only thing we can agree on is that you're lying


* "we" = "tww - the liars"

5/5/2009 1:57:37 PM

If they were lying, I think they would have the story better. I mean, if your gonna go make up something, you get together with the co-conspirators and get your story straight. Now, if you have been drinkin' a little bit and something like this happens, there is complete confusion and chaos. Of course they are gonna have different perspectives on it!

5/5/2009 2:08:37 PM

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"Good ole chitchat, providing the lulz for me since 2002."

Nice! ... I've got to get in before it ends though (For lack of evidence?). ... Nine pages was a good run though ... It will probably make 12, what with the arguing over the aftermath ...

5/5/2009 2:08:47 PM

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"ROAD HOUSE SON -SaabTurbo"

5/7/2009 9:12:44 AM