I don't get 3G coverage in my office building

2/3/2010 9:41:07 AM

i made a new TWW friend on Facebook yesterday, but was busy at work and couldn't stalk his pictures.

i got home, and forgot to stalk his pictures.

i do so love stalking people's pictures whom i don't know.

2/3/2010 9:49:39 AM

i just burned my mouth on my lunch


okay it's so bad there's a blister.... wow today has just been awesome

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2/5/2010 1:17:15 PM

I get intermittent 3G coverage in the crapper at work.

2/5/2010 1:20:02 PM

i was going to bake copious amounts of cookies this weekend because baking makes me happy

bought all the stuff

cept for eggs

2/5/2010 6:56:39 PM

2/5/2010 6:59:45 PM

NO RAINBOOTS!!!!!!!!

2/5/2010 7:00:23 PM

these sweaters are taking forever to dry

2/5/2010 7:16:45 PM

rotten egg farts

2/5/2010 7:31:04 PM

i'm pretty sure those are an international phenomenon

2/5/2010 7:32:13 PM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=587565

2/5/2010 7:32:14 PM

I can't decide between dining at Emeril's restaurant or Todd English's restaurant tomorrow.

2/5/2010 7:37:08 PM

TODD ENGLISH!

2/5/2010 7:38:15 PM

That's my first thought, but Emeril's is much closer to my house. Bluezoo is at a Disney hotel, so it's 30 miles away.

2/5/2010 7:48:35 PM

i will cook for you

2/5/2010 8:08:27 PM

I can haz post-coital cheezburger!

2/5/2010 8:10:46 PM

YOU MEAN I HAVE TO MAIL IT?

2/5/2010 8:11:56 PM

I mailed ur cookies!!!

but hand delivery works too!!!

2/5/2010 8:16:02 PM

k, brt

2/5/2010 8:16:33 PM

My stomach hurts after that buffet.

2/5/2010 8:29:41 PM

i love my stemless wine glasses

but sitting on my couch and fucking around on the computer.

i can't set the glass down

2/5/2010 9:41:45 PM

Quote :

"watch i'm going to order rainboots on line this weekend they'll come in like a week and it won't rain again until like may"

--kackawacklewaaa

2/5/2010 9:42:18 PM

my pencil sharpener only sharpens the pencils on one side

2/5/2010 10:19:14 PM

they still make wooden pencils?

2/5/2010 10:40:44 PM

I'm a grad student in math (meaning I go through more pencils than 99% of the population) and I use none other than wooden

mechanicals are always breaking...also, their erasers wear out way too fast

2/5/2010 10:56:03 PM

i have too much music to fit on my 8GB ipod.

2/9/2010 8:22:42 AM

thumper has a tiny ipod

first world problems.

step up to the 160gB

2/9/2010 8:26:15 AM

The sand in the Keys is pebbly.

2/9/2010 8:27:13 AM

^^pssh i could never have that much music and i ain't tryin to store porn on it

the 16GB will do just fine. but what'll i do with my 8GB? i feel so wasteful upgrading after only a year.

2/9/2010 8:27:20 AM

what ipod is it? I might be in the market.

2/9/2010 8:28:47 AM

i think it would match your eyes

2/9/2010 8:29:48 AM

i have zero movies on mine and 160 gigs is not enough either

GAH

2/9/2010 8:30:58 AM

i think my entire life is a first world problem

2/9/2010 8:31:49 AM

Last night we had to take the Temperpedic mattress off the frame, because it was bowing due to the crappy bed frame we have...

Now we have a multi-thousand dollar mattress sitting directly on the floor.

2/9/2010 8:42:11 AM

If you're havin frame problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bed ain't one

2/9/2010 8:48:56 AM

It's going to be a high of 55 degrees here tomorrow, which means I can't wear my cute new sequined cocktail dress to my friend's bday party.

2/9/2010 8:51:16 AM

i lost like 9 lbs yesterday!

and gained 4 by this morning

2/9/2010 9:05:40 AM

Uh oh, Rai rai, someone forgot Rule 1.

Cardio: How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

2/9/2010 9:08:30 AM

the photos tab on newest facebook

2/9/2010 9:10:11 AM

nuh uh

i ran 3 miles sunday and 6.4 miles yesterday

2/9/2010 9:10:38 AM

Were you being chased by zombies, boo?

2/9/2010 9:14:02 AM

maybe, i ain't even see' em

they slow

Rule 1. Cardio.

2/9/2010 9:15:17 AM

I've been making my own lattes since Christmas (with my fancy new espresso machine) and I've gotten used to them.

Now in the mornings, when I'm running late or I run out of espresso grinds, I stop by Starbucks like I used to - and their lattes are too sweet for me now.

2/11/2010 8:26:53 AM

It's a little bit chilly in the office and I didn't wear a sweater today

2/11/2010 8:51:18 AM

WoW servers down for a little bit

2/11/2010 8:59:12 AM

sinus infection

2/11/2010 9:10:29 AM

I lost my blackberry the other day and had to go buy a new one

2/11/2010 9:18:13 AM

the stupid website that tells me when my office complex opens hasnt updated since 445am and says "but not before 10am" well dammit it's close to 10 am, i wanna know if i need to get the car out of the snow now, or if i can keep sitting here in my boxers watching dvr'd tv shows and eating muffins in my boxers

2/11/2010 9:20:01 AM

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

2/11/2010 9:22:12 AM

hahahaha

awwwwww poor pshoes eating muffins in his boxers

2/11/2010 9:22:29 AM