I feel more awkward than usual

8/14/2011 11:04:34 PM

at least you've improved your caterpillars.
my butt is just as blubbery as it ever was.

ah, true love.

8/14/2011 11:05:47 PM

♥

8/14/2011 11:06:32 PM

less than three!

we should get matching tats.
you can be less than three.
i'll be greater than four.

8/14/2011 11:07:19 PM

Kk!

8/14/2011 11:07:52 PM

you think i kid.

8/14/2011 11:08:27 PM

I will totally do this

8/14/2011 11:09:11 PM

Elise, help! I need to bwn NOW.

8/24/2011 10:51:19 PM

I see its good timing that i will be in Raleigh this weekend...

8/24/2011 10:51:50 PM

Halp with what?

8/24/2011 10:53:36 PM

Help w/ bwning. Get me laid, bitch.

8/24/2011 10:54:09 PM

are you requesting her services as a fluffer

8/24/2011 10:54:44 PM

Oh. Im not getting myself laid right now. Not sure I will be of much help. Give monkey another day or two, i bet he'll bwn you.

8/24/2011 10:55:46 PM

i just enjoy her sloppy seconds.

8/24/2011 10:55:58 PM

ATM?

8/24/2011 10:56:24 PM

Quote :

"i just enjoy her sloppy seconds."

2 girls, 1 cock

[Edited on August 24, 2011 at 10:56 PM. Reason : s]

8/24/2011 10:56:31 PM

at the moment. . .

or

ass to mouth?

8/24/2011 10:56:57 PM

ass to mouth of course

8/24/2011 10:57:27 PM

only if its my own ass.

8/24/2011 10:57:54 PM

PM SENT

8/24/2011 10:58:31 PM

8/24/2011 11:00:06 PM

oh, shannon, honey, you're old news.

8/24/2011 11:01:31 PM

haha of course I am

8/24/2011 11:02:23 PM

Elise, prepare your top bewb and the monkey for Monday night!!!



[Edited on August 24, 2011 at 11:04 PM. Reason : rotfl money =/= monkey]

8/24/2011 11:04:37 PM

Yes ma'am!

8/24/2011 11:07:03 PM

<3

8/25/2011 11:37:10 PM

I need more ways to cook sweet potatoes

8/25/2011 11:38:26 PM

I like them cubed and baked, coated in olive oil and sprinkled with sea salt

8/25/2011 11:49:54 PM

I don't like them at all.

8/25/2011 11:50:33 PM

I like you at all

8/25/2011 11:53:17 PM

Like? You LOVE.

8/25/2011 11:54:00 PM

This is very true

8/25/2011 11:56:49 PM

I wish you where here. I'd love on you and cuddle and make you skeerid for your top bweb.

8/25/2011 11:59:21 PM

Lol. Sounds fantastic! I have all the makings of a chocolate cake shot here except lemons

8/26/2011 12:02:22 AM

OMG. I miss you sooooooo much.

8/26/2011 12:02:58 AM

soon! Youd best be bringing my baby and my magic bullet,too.

8/26/2011 12:06:13 AM

Am I not more important than the baby and the magic bulet?

8/26/2011 12:06:59 AM

You are nnumber one.

8/26/2011 12:07:53 AM

in that case, i loooooooooooooooove you.

8/26/2011 12:09:05 AM

<3

8/26/2011 12:12:21 AM

zomg. i want another baby.

16 and pregnant is NOT a deterrent.

8/26/2011 12:13:51 AM

Lol. That show is terrible.

8/26/2011 12:14:35 AM

even tho its terrible, it makes me want MORE babies.

8/26/2011 12:19:41 AM

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker

8/26/2011 1:07:06 AM

Elise is drunx!
Ooops wrong smile.

[Edited on August 27, 2011 at 12:49 AM. Reason : ...]

8/27/2011 12:48:59 AM

I was drunk. Now I am hungover.

No kraken tonight, just beer.

8/27/2011 8:59:30 AM

I'm so sad you didn't get to come this week.

9/2/2011 10:37:04 AM

i know.

but i have new appliances!

9/2/2011 10:37:41 AM

yay!

9/2/2011 10:40:31 AM

i'll visit soon enough. silas goes back to school after labor day.

9/2/2011 10:42:41 AM