JESUS CHRIST

*ducks*

[Edited on January 6, 2012 at 4:32 PM. Reason : *whew* made it safely to p9. p8 was getting dangerous]

1/6/2012 4:32:14 PM

nice sword

1/6/2012 4:42:40 PM

that's terrifying

1/6/2012 4:44:29 PM

Is that a real sword or a rubber prop?

1/6/2012 4:44:29 PM

I love how the front door to her place is wide open


She ain't skurred

1/6/2012 4:45:48 PM

Quote :

"MAN SPLITTING SWORD"

1/6/2012 4:59:59 PM

alrightly, everyone except slave is taken care of, but he's given the go-ahead for the premium giveaway while he wages war on UPS

1-year of premium winner incoming

1/10/2012 11:49:32 AM

AND THE WINNER IS: djeternal

1/10/2012 11:54:43 AM

1/10/2012 11:56:00 AM

^

1/10/2012 11:56:37 AM

lOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


congats dje

1/10/2012 11:57:26 AM

i saw the opportunity and took it

but for reals the winner is djeternal and he will be PMed shortly to figure out what he wants to do with it (since he he currently premie)

1/10/2012 11:59:59 AM

He should give 365 non premies premie for one day, with no explanation, then take it back away after 24 hours, just when they're starting to get used to it.

1/10/2012 12:01:01 PM

while that would be amusing i'm not filling out that form 365 times

1/10/2012 12:01:45 PM

He should donate it to me since I send him photos of my tits on a regular

1/10/2012 12:04:29 PM

[subscribe]

1/10/2012 12:04:55 PM

it seems that samwise's secret santa was SaabTurbo

1/10/2012 12:33:32 PM

It's a real sword and it is housed under my bed. I feel pretty safe at night now not that I didn't really in the first place having gambit and all, but now someone would be really stupid to break in

1/10/2012 1:29:37 PM

that is so kick-ass, Sam!

women and swords.

1/10/2012 1:38:26 PM

This is the first time I have logged on today.......w00t!

And now the random boobie pic I got earlier makes TONS of sense:

Quote :

"He should donate it to me since I send him photos of my tits on a regular"

1/10/2012 3:25:11 PM

RANDOM!?!?!?!?

wat?

1/10/2012 3:25:54 PM

What did DJE give that was deemed worthy?

Because I MAY have a beef.

1/10/2012 3:30:59 PM

he used a "script" to pick the winner

1/10/2012 3:33:34 PM

So the whole contest was a farce?

And on top of that, I didn't even get my present?

Looks like I'm one and done with this "contest"

1/10/2012 3:35:23 PM

I want to say thank you to my secret santa!

I have currently ate 0 Reese cups...as I want to create a GIANT pyramid of reese's to honor the mayan's 2012 prediction...and they are sitting on my counter tempting me.

I know in the middle of the night I'll prolly break down and eat all of them like the fat ass I am.


again thank you!!!!

1/10/2012 4:21:43 PM

But seriously, if a two month contest was really decided at random because its creator was too bothered to make an education decision on who actually deserved to win, then the whole thing is inherently fucked. Here, lets give the MVP to Mark Sanchez!

1/10/2012 4:25:21 PM

^ I am entertaining offers for the 1 year Premie

1/10/2012 4:27:38 PM

How is that relevant?

1/10/2012 4:29:19 PM

because you clearly want it

1/10/2012 4:32:20 PM

My interests lie solely in the integrity of the contest. If you think I'd go to such lengths merely to procure a twenty five dollar prize for myself, you're blissfully unaware of my affluence.

[Edited on January 10, 2012 at 4:34 PM. Reason : x]

1/10/2012 4:34:09 PM

Besides, Bigman should give a reason. Otherwise we'll just assume he flaked.

1/10/2012 4:34:54 PM

I never gave my name to my SS

It's going to be a mystery to them for the rest of their life

[Edited on January 10, 2012 at 4:37 PM. Reason : f]

1/10/2012 4:37:19 PM

Were we suppose to reveal that info?

1/10/2012 4:38:12 PM

Surely, someone else sees my POV here. Is it too much to ask for a reason WHY djeternal was named the victor? Thats all we want.

1/10/2012 4:38:36 PM

1/10/2012 4:41:27 PM

I guess so. Feel free to lord your new found celebrity over the rest of us while the fix of the century goes unresolved.

1/10/2012 4:44:03 PM

whhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1/10/2012 4:45:06 PM

Quote :

"new found celebrity"

lol

1/10/2012 4:46:04 PM

he wasn't named the victor, he got the prize i was going to give out at random to participants, which i did as an incentive to get people to participate

read like the 7th post in this thread

1/10/2012 4:46:25 PM

Well I'll be damned. I thought it was a contest for best present. My apologies.

1/10/2012 4:47:38 PM

we could do that next year!

1/10/2012 4:48:56 PM

self pwnt

1/10/2012 4:49:58 PM

hahahaha

haha

fucking perfect

1/10/2012 4:54:54 PM

Not only did I wrongly accuse Bigman of nepotism, I gave him the wrong address (for my own fucking house, no less), so my present remains in transport limbo. I'd like to apologize to everyone for ruining Secret Santa this year.

1/10/2012 5:23:28 PM

1/10/2012 5:25:29 PM

1/10/2012 5:25:39 PM

oh lawd

1/10/2012 5:27:57 PM

bttt

11/2/2012 3:52:45 PM

Quote :

"2011"

11/2/2012 3:55:15 PM

send my gifts to:

Seth
001 Street St.
Raleigh, NC 27601

11/2/2012 3:57:02 PM