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1/18/2010 8:18:46 PM

I LOVE making peanut butter...
































































In my mouth.

1/18/2010 8:35:10 PM

Why am I so tired?!

1/18/2010 9:12:52 PM

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 9:35 PM. Reason : .]

1/18/2010 9:35:01 PM

i love mitch hedberg

1/18/2010 9:38:21 PM

i have hospital rotations tomorrow

starting at 7 am

1/18/2010 10:13:49 PM

1/18/2010 10:17:46 PM

I think it's time for me to go to bed, even though it's rather early for bedtime.

Going to work tomorrow is going to be such a letdown, I didn't do anything I had hoped to this weekend besides go to the dentist. Going to the dentist does not count as recreation, so fuck. >_<

[Edited on January 18, 2010 at 10:24 PM. Reason : And two things broke on my car, and I've only managed to fix one.]

1/18/2010 10:21:59 PM

thank you daniel

i almost fucked a teradactyl

1/18/2010 10:59:09 PM

Quote :

"For the record...NO!! I am not watching Fantasia's show and NO!!! I am not watching Pepa's show!!! I support blacks...but I don't support coonery...Say what you want about me but I will not watch those shows"

hahaha a black person said coonery

1/18/2010 11:04:42 PM

well isn't that special

1/18/2010 11:08:34 PM

It seems that unemployment has made me lazy, a wee bit depressed, and 10 lbs heavier.

1/18/2010 11:09:22 PM

what a great end to a great weekend. Now time for sleep.

1/18/2010 11:10:20 PM

What is the point of visors with see through visors.

1/18/2010 11:45:05 PM

:facepalm: all over this entire fucking situation


And on that note - off to bed

1/18/2010 11:53:44 PM

bedtime


my beard experiment has failed yet again

1/19/2010 12:01:13 AM

Keep it gay.

1/19/2010 12:07:24 AM

So you're takin' better care of your body
Becoming more aware of your body.
Responding to your body's needs.
Everything you hear and read about diets,
Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system,
And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise.
Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized.
Soaps that will sanitize.
Sprays to deodorize.
Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides.
Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size.
Shots that will immunize.
Pills to re-energize you.

But remember that for all your pain and gain
Eventually the story ends the same...

You can quit smokin', but you're still gonna die.
Cut out cokin', but you're still gonna die.
Eliminate everything fatty or fried,
And you get real healthy, but you're still gonna die.
Stop drinkin' booze, you're still gonna die.
Stay away from cooze, you're still gonna die.
You can cut out coffee and never get high,
But you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
You can even give aerobics one more try,
But when the music stops playin', you're still gonna die.
Put seat belts in your car, you're still gonna die.
Cut nicotine tar, you're still gonna die.
You can exercise that cellulite right off-a your thigh.
Get slimmer and trimmer, but you're still gonna die.
Stop gettin' a tan, you're still gonna die.
You can search for UFO's up in the sky
They might fly you to Mars where you're still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
And all the Reeboks and Nikes and Adidas you buy
You can jog up to heaven and you're still gonna die.

Drink ginseng tonics, you're still gonna die.
Try high colonics, you're still gonna die.
You can have yourself frozen and suspended in time,
But when they do thaw you out, you're still gonna die.
You can have safe sex, you're still gonna die.
You can switch to Crest, you're still gonna die.
You can get rid of stress, get a lot of rest,
Get an AIDS test, enroll in EST,
Move out west where it's sunny and dry
And you'll live to be a hundred
But you're still gonna die.

You're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
Still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.
So you'd better have some fun
'Fore you say bye-bye,
'Cause you're still gonna, still gonna, still gonna die.

1/19/2010 12:51:20 AM

Why is it so hard to print these notes

1/19/2010 12:58:25 AM

im so glad i did laundry today

4 fucking loads is too much

1/19/2010 1:04:31 AM

i'm surprised there was no RIP MLK thread with a picture of someone else

1/19/2010 1:08:44 AM

^yeah I wasn't on TWW much at all this weekend

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 1:26 AM. Reason : ^]

1/19/2010 1:16:17 AM

^cool story

1/19/2010 1:20:06 AM

^^ was in response to ^^^

1/19/2010 1:26:28 AM

still a pretty cool story, though

1/19/2010 1:28:10 AM

1/19/2010 1:29:00 AM

Quote :

"i love mitch hedberg "

OMG LUNAK WILL YOU MARRY ME?

1/19/2010 1:32:10 AM

I really need to get to the gym

1/19/2010 1:34:39 AM

^^ haha sure

1/19/2010 9:20:19 AM

I have a feeling I'm going to be in a world of hurt tonight. Or I guess tomorrow.

1/19/2010 9:27:17 AM

what a cock tease

coachella was rumored to release their lineup last night

1/19/2010 9:29:59 AM

finish this coffee then hit the road for errands b4 babysitting

1/19/2010 9:52:40 AM

google thinks I'm french...when i type google.com it changes it to google.fr

1/19/2010 10:00:45 AM

running through a proxy?

1/19/2010 10:01:46 AM

durrhhh case fall throughs durrrh

1/19/2010 10:04:29 AM

It's so easy to be happy after you quit a job you hate

Too bad my boss was the 2nd best I've ever had

1/19/2010 10:05:37 AM

^^^nope


I googled how to fix it and google said that if I type google.com/ncr it won't redirect me...but on the page there's a link to google france like they think i'm in the wrong spot or something

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 10:05 AM. Reason : slow]

1/19/2010 10:05:39 AM

I hate waking up early for class and then not learning a damn thing

Furthermore, over half the class failed the pre-assessment. Idiots at least I don't have to worry about anyone fucking up the curve

1/19/2010 10:06:30 AM

i need something to do today/thursday

1/19/2010 10:08:42 AM

I <3 bojangles so much.

It will be a double-edged sword to move away from them

1/19/2010 10:10:22 AM

Well, there's one of my fears come true.

1/19/2010 10:11:17 AM

wat

1/19/2010 10:11:55 AM

mistake on a cover

1/19/2010 10:13:46 AM

fail

1/19/2010 10:18:47 AM

no, you fail.

1/19/2010 10:19:56 AM

Just got in a heated Glenn Frey vs Don Henley argument

I mean, we were ready to come to blows

Pretty sure I won

1/19/2010 10:21:14 AM

physical later......yikes!

1/19/2010 10:21:47 AM

fucking goddammit shit motherfucker

1/19/2010 10:34:51 AM

jebus.

1/19/2010 10:53:21 AM

Friday looks best to me.


weird, didn't know RX Bandits were stll together.



man, friday and saturday...Saturday gets better the smaller the print.

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 10:59 AM. Reason : add]

1/19/2010 10:58:38 AM