911

1/19/2010 2:07:50 PM

emergency!!!

1/19/2010 2:11:08 PM

Excuse me, sir. It would appear that you are too sexy for your shirt.

1/19/2010 2:13:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPySU-OdmRY

1/19/2010 2:14:39 PM

OMG

this place is half retarded.

they've been submitting this claim under the wrong insurance # for 2 FUCKING YEARS!!!

there is someone with my exact name with my exact DOB and they were trying to do the claim under them. WTF

1/19/2010 2:16:07 PM

Noooo it can not be time for another copy rush. Le sigh.

1/19/2010 2:16:19 PM

Achy Breaky Heart just came on the ipod...

FUCK YOU IPOD

1/19/2010 2:42:33 PM

Why does it get a fuck you for playing a song you have in your collection? It's just doing its job. Give the poor little guy a break.

1/19/2010 2:45:59 PM

Hah

Good point.

1/19/2010 2:48:51 PM

my day went from blah

to

fucking sweet/hilarious

in the last 20 minutes

1/19/2010 2:54:24 PM

dammit

I need to eat

1/19/2010 2:54:51 PM

According to Lose It! (thanks Cass ) I've burned off all but 17 calories I have consumed today hah.

1/19/2010 3:08:55 PM

It would be cool if this project made any kind of sense.

1/19/2010 3:25:26 PM

I've forgotten how good Big Fish is.

1/19/2010 3:42:38 PM

So for one of my classes I have to watch a video online about the first year of teaching....it's making me a bit scared...I still have a while before I actually teach...and this video is about an elementary school teacher, but yeah I'm already nervous about this

1/19/2010 4:08:29 PM

hmmmmm...def nice enough to run @ lake j today...

1/19/2010 4:10:20 PM

1/19/2010 4:10:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvHb0GsUqrY

1/19/2010 4:12:06 PM

frustrated incorporated

1/19/2010 4:12:48 PM

so i got this girls number, and on saturday i called and left a brief message w/my name and number, and never got a call back.

should i bother trying to call again or is that done with?

1/19/2010 4:13:06 PM

did you cry yourself to sleep last night?

if so, sure, go for it, cant be worse

if you're a man and did not, then no, don't.

it looks pathetic and if there was some chance she just hadnt called yet, you could kiss that goodbye.

1/19/2010 4:14:12 PM

Never call more than once

That's the golden rule

1/19/2010 4:16:05 PM

i agree

i sometimes get confused when they are actually pretty hot and cool....messes with my judgement.

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 4:21 PM. Reason : bleh]

1/19/2010 4:21:33 PM

Agreed. Don't call again. Move on and find a hotter, smarter chick.

1/19/2010 4:22:43 PM

well i went otu with this other chick on sunday, but she was bigger and dumber (im assuming dumber....hot chick was a mech. engineer)


it went ok i guess.

1/19/2010 4:25:26 PM

Dumber is good. It means you can dictate the conversation and she won't pry into your affairs.

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 4:26 PM. Reason : x]

1/19/2010 4:25:56 PM

I plan on having the first post on the 1000th page of this thread

bahleedat

1/19/2010 4:25:58 PM

shopping at crate and barrel this weekend

$300 gift card for the motherfucking win

(although the reason that i got it makes me kinda sad )

1/19/2010 4:26:04 PM

I'm so sleepy. I'll probably go home and go take a nap instead of fapping right away.

1/19/2010 4:26:48 PM

^^^^^ Another great idea is to find a girl with low self-esteem. It's the uppity chicks that will give you their number and then decide not to return your call.

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 4:28 PM. Reason : ,]

1/19/2010 4:27:10 PM

Quote :

"Dumber is good. It means you can dictate the conversation and she won't pry into your affairs."

excellent point


i wish she wasn't divorced though....not that it's that big of a deal, but it was something i didn't know going into the date. Wasn't mentioned on her profile thingy

1/19/2010 4:28:03 PM

Good point.

What you want is a pretty girl who is both stupid and suicidal.

1/19/2010 4:28:30 PM

Quote :

"^^^^^ Another great idea is to find a girl with low self-esteem. It's the uppity chicks that will give you their number and then decide not to return your call. "

how do i spot those?

1/19/2010 4:28:32 PM

Self loathing, feelings of guilt, avoiding eye contact, loss of appetite, chronic fatigue,...etc

They're easier to spot than you'd think

1/19/2010 4:31:06 PM

They usually have an eating disorder, spend hours each day at the gym and are fresh out of a relationship. Or, they don't dress well, so they could be cute, but they don't appear to be. Think Rachel Leigh Cook in She's All That.

1/19/2010 4:31:57 PM

Vikings/Colts

1/19/2010 4:32:22 PM

hahahahaha, you guys are bottom feeding

1/19/2010 4:32:58 PM

Rachel Leigh Cook in She's All That is an outlier. Freddie Prinze Jr. and Paul Walker were stupid not to see that she was pretty, and to pick her over the fat acne girl for the contest.

Typically, they won't look like Rachel Leigh Cook, but you should be able find fairly attractive women in a negative state of mind just by keeping your eyes open.

1/19/2010 4:33:58 PM

I'm learning a lot from this 10 yr old

1/19/2010 4:41:15 PM

got a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice package waiting in the mailbox at home for me.

oh yeah, that fresh fresh.

1/19/2010 4:50:51 PM

package = delivered

1/19/2010 5:19:42 PM

Quote :

"So What Did You See – What is above the woman’s head? When scientists showed a similar sketch to people from East Africa, nearly all the participants in the experiment said she was balancing a box or metal can on her head. In a culture containing few angular visual cues, the family is seen sitting under a tree. Westerners, on the other hand, are accustomed to the corners and boxlike shapes of architecture. They are more likely to place the family indoors and to interpret the rectangle above the woman’s head as a window through which shrubbery can be seen"

1/19/2010 6:03:11 PM

ahahahahahahahahah

1/19/2010 6:04:34 PM

1/19/2010 6:14:04 PM

i just posted in two fart related threads. i am so mature.

1/19/2010 7:10:02 PM

Holy fuck I just bought a house.

1/19/2010 7:41:51 PM

crap, apparently i deleted her number, why would i do that?

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 8:10 PM. Reason : found it!]

1/19/2010 8:07:52 PM

why'd you delete my number?

that's fucked up

[Edited on January 19, 2010 at 8:17 PM. Reason : oh, okay phew]

1/19/2010 8:17:04 PM

1/19/2010 8:21:54 PM

^^haha

1/19/2010 8:25:32 PM