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1/19/2010 11:46:35 PM

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1/19/2010 11:46:45 PM

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1/19/2010 11:48:13 PM

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1/19/2010 11:53:31 PM

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1/20/2010 12:00:09 AM

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1/20/2010 12:09:57 AM

I want a cookie

1/20/2010 12:27:32 AM

This CSV needs to export already so I can go to bed already

1/20/2010 12:31:50 AM

don't forget to bring your pillow

1/20/2010 12:34:37 AM

k

1/20/2010 12:34:53 AM

i wanna send my girlfriend flowers this week. The best deal i can find is a dozen boxed roses. Everywhere i look says that sending boxed roses is a good way to send roses for any everyday occasion. However....i don't wanna seem cheap.

Tips, help, pointers are welcome.

1/20/2010 12:58:04 AM

thank you, internet connection fairy

1/20/2010 12:58:57 AM

anna kendrick might be the cutest person ever

1/20/2010 1:38:53 AM

TWWW is slowwww tonight

1/20/2010 2:12:43 AM

mornin'

1/20/2010 5:38:53 AM

want to go to bed, blah

1/20/2010 6:22:24 AM

read yr PMs lady

1/20/2010 6:28:26 AM

pinching his butt as he crabwalks to the bathroom

1/20/2010 6:40:48 AM

Ugh

I feel like shit

1/20/2010 8:30:07 AM

yeah I'm feeling pretty shitty today

1/20/2010 8:30:32 AM

I just caught a whiff of something stinky...and I think it's his shoes...

cat nearby?
what tha world??...hmmm

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1/20/2010 8:31:58 AM

i think i'll replace my drive belts today

1/20/2010 8:32:51 AM

well that certainly was well timed

the morning before i've got my yearly objectives meeting with my manager, whom i talk to maybe 5 times a year, i get an email in high praise from a project leader ive been doing some work for, and he cc'd my manager

HOWEVER

i've got 57 minutes to throw to gather my plan for the year

i dont think it'd go over well to just be like

1)fuck bitches
2)get money

1/20/2010 8:35:24 AM

my sirius/XM online subscription has run out. Ughh, i don't want to listen to Slacker or Pandora but fuck the $2.99 fee for online radio.

1/20/2010 8:43:44 AM

Quote :

"WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLIDER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom."

Someone posted this on facebook and it showed up on my News Feed. The stupid... it's overwhelming.

1/20/2010 9:02:34 AM

*block*

1/20/2010 9:06:16 AM

Quote :

"Sniffle sniffle. Cough. Achoo. Blah. Woe is me. "

1/20/2010 9:07:36 AM

I WANT MY BOO TO WAKE UP AND VIDEO CHAT ME UGHHHH

1/20/2010 9:10:04 AM

Quote :

"i dont think it'd go over well to just be like 1)fuck bitches 2)get money"

lol, of course it would!

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I just had a dream me and Peter were getting married and everything was falling apart. I was freaking out until I realized I just wanted to be with him, then I heard the music and was about to start walking out there when I woke up.

1/20/2010 9:13:13 AM

It's one of those days where everything is kinda in a fog...feel like I need to say something witty, but I can't think of anything...I twisted wrong, and now my lower back feels like it's on fire...

What a suck ass day.

1/20/2010 9:19:10 AM

I hate when you jack up your neck and can't turn your head very far.

1/20/2010 9:21:24 AM

Quote :

"I twisted wrong, and now my lower back feels like it's on fire... "

I told you not to jerk off while standing on your head. It's not going to give you a better orgasm -- I promise.

1/20/2010 9:21:30 AM

what you need is a tiny vietnamese girl to stand on your back.

i had one last night and it was awesome

i wanted to keep her

1/20/2010 9:23:21 AM

I need a tiny vietnamese woman to do just that...

and thumper...I haven't tried autoerotic asphyxiation yet. YET is the key word here, lol

1/20/2010 9:43:19 AM

It feels goooood man. Real good.

1/20/2010 9:43:42 AM

she also straddled me very sexually
now i know why boys sometimes have "trouble" with massages

1/20/2010 9:44:41 AM

was she nekkid?

cause i've got no problem with that

1/20/2010 9:45:17 AM

1/20/2010 9:46:09 AM

1/20/2010 9:46:35 AM

I think this is the worst document I have ever seen.

1/20/2010 9:56:35 AM

mwuahahahaha

1/20/2010 9:59:35 AM

I can't decide if I should take a nap right now or push through it.

1/20/2010 10:03:08 AM

a nap at 10am? what were you, up at 4am or something?

1/20/2010 10:03:26 AM

haha no, but I was up late and I had to get up early for class....

I'm thinking I should push through it so I can get a normal sleeping schedule underway....but I'm getting that tired headache right now.

1/20/2010 10:04:22 AM

time to go get some gingerale before i puke

1/20/2010 10:05:46 AM

is gmail down or is my network being an asshat

1/20/2010 10:06:20 AM

so tired

1/20/2010 10:06:42 AM

^^it's working for me

1/20/2010 10:07:24 AM

fine here too

1/20/2010 10:09:53 AM