who wants to go to court for me tomorrow?

1/21/2010 4:15:46 PM

ya know what Skwinkle, i think i might do that

1/21/2010 4:16:38 PM

you are a nut

1/21/2010 4:18:19 PM

pilgrimshoes, out.

1/21/2010 4:19:08 PM

i forget things rather quickly, dontchaknow

1/21/2010 4:19:18 PM

I did notice that, actually.

1/21/2010 4:19:41 PM

notice what?

[Edited on January 21, 2010 at 4:20 PM. Reason : ]

1/21/2010 4:20:00 PM

I am glad the cherries out now don't suck. They are so yummy.

1/21/2010 4:27:53 PM

i had a "to-do list" with 10 items on it today


i achieved 9, and i'm very happy about that

1/21/2010 4:36:00 PM

I can't believe a 21 year old who has lived in American since the day he was born thinks there are 51 states. He doesn't think Alaska is a state. He thought Hawaii was the 51st state. And he thinks that penguins are native in Alaska.

1/21/2010 4:37:54 PM

"my name is joy smith"

bullshit.
The only people on campus who are able to understand your accent the first go round are some dot engineering grad students.

1/21/2010 4:55:03 PM

^^Puerto Rico is the 51st state, duh...

1/21/2010 4:58:25 PM

goddammit now i want tequila

1/21/2010 5:02:09 PM

i was sitting here thinking the same thing with the same mad face going on

[Edited on January 21, 2010 at 5:08 PM. Reason : .]

1/21/2010 5:08:33 PM

don't be mad at me! I, too, have tequila on my mind.

1/21/2010 5:10:23 PM

^^

1/21/2010 5:10:33 PM

not mad at you, mad at me for not having any here and i really don't feel like dropping like $60 on a bottle of patrons

1/21/2010 5:11:28 PM

1/21/2010 5:15:41 PM

I don't want any tokillya

1/21/2010 5:17:49 PM

I appreciate chivalry, but you don't need to be scared to hand me a 12-pound box. I won't break.

1/21/2010 5:49:34 PM

1/21/2010 6:44:37 PM

i just officially joined the NC State Network on Facebook (cuz i guess i never was part of it, for some reason) and within 5 minutes of confirming it --- Jay Dawkins has friend requested me.




DENIED

1/21/2010 6:53:16 PM

MY EARS ITCH! Behind the eardrum...

What's happening to my face all of a sudden? Feels like a huge pressure shift. >_<

FECKPENIS.

1/21/2010 7:07:30 PM

Quote :

"********** joined the group NO TO OBAMA'S "PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION.""

hahahaha REALLY?

I'm sure if Obama was pushing for a partial birth abortion then it would be all over the news....

1/21/2010 7:19:32 PM

1/21/2010 7:27:23 PM

In the past week, I have more or less made myself indispensable at work.

That's kind of a cool feeling. I'm a govt employee, so my job is pretty stable anyway, but this is still pretty cool, lol.

1/21/2010 7:33:14 PM

If there's one thing I won't fuck up as a parent, it's going to be that.

1/21/2010 7:50:18 PM

ok Jay Dawkins just totally called me on the phone

for real

like, the real Jay Dawkins, talkin' to me about the Class of 2010 Gift or some shit - it wasn't a recording, it was really really him

jesus christ how did he get my number? wtf

1/21/2010 8:10:01 PM

Who is Jay Dawkins anyway?

1/21/2010 8:14:46 PM

just from the info i've gathered on TWW, he's the Student Body President

just a guess though

1/21/2010 8:16:06 PM

sonofabitch

gonna have to pick some different pants for yoga on sunday if i'm going with mom.

doesn't so much know about the tattoo yet

1/21/2010 8:16:15 PM

you've got a tattoo??!?!

where??!?!

1/21/2010 8:17:13 PM

you're an adult

it shouldn't be an issue

1/21/2010 8:17:41 PM

i want a tattoo

a tribute to my love of jimmy buffett

oh dear i've said too much

1/21/2010 8:18:27 PM

^^^ shit you've seen it

^^ yes, well there are lots of things that shouldn't be an issue with my parents now that i'm 26 years. yet, somehow they are....

[Edited on January 21, 2010 at 8:18 PM. Reason : .]

1/21/2010 8:18:30 PM

i don't recall seeing a tattoo ma'am

was i that drunk?

1/21/2010 8:19:11 PM

haha maybe.

i totally showed you.

1/21/2010 8:19:57 PM

DAMMIT

show me again

1/21/2010 8:20:24 PM

I love you...

I love you...

I love you...

1/21/2010 8:22:00 PM

FINALLY!

1/21/2010 8:26:10 PM

what are we looking at?

1/21/2010 8:26:40 PM

She got her signed surfboard from the wedding mounted!

1/21/2010 8:28:14 PM

Gnarly!!!!!!!!!

1/21/2010 8:29:00 PM

in on 919

1/21/2010 8:30:05 PM

^^^^^I can see my name from here!

1/21/2010 8:31:22 PM

that you can

I realized Chris wrote "Mr and Mrs Stinky" on it just tonight

1/21/2010 8:35:25 PM

i was so drunk i don't even remember what i wrote

1/21/2010 8:36:13 PM

that Justin and I were your best friends blah blah blah "MARRIAGE PARTY!"

1/21/2010 8:37:42 PM

well i remembered the "blah blah blah" part

great wedding, great memories

1/21/2010 8:39:46 PM

fo sho!

and ahhh...baby shower invite??

[Edited on January 21, 2010 at 8:41 PM. Reason : and b4 you sweat it, don't worry, I'm sure we just haven't gotten it yet...]

1/21/2010 8:41:27 PM