Stage 5 clinger?


Annnddddd that makes no sense at the top of the page

[Edited on January 25, 2010 at 1:16 AM. Reason : ]

1/25/2010 1:15:24 AM

Probably a stage 5, but the lunacy goes way, way deeper than the clinginess.

Which is why I'm cockblocking future me by making him too drunk to act on his base impulses. I realize that I'm just a human, prone to human foibles, but what I will absolutely not do is drive under the influence. And so I am burning that bridge ahead of myself.

1/25/2010 1:21:01 AM

Most responsible of you dude

1/25/2010 1:23:07 AM

At least by tomorrow the fact that I ignored the requests will make me so unacceptable that I won't have to rely on my own foresight or willpower.

I know this seems like rationalization, but seriously, this is planning.

1/25/2010 1:24:34 AM

pointless banter

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1/25/2010 1:47:06 AM

cool story

1/25/2010 1:48:03 AM

and then a bear rode in on a unicycle with a machine gun?

1/25/2010 1:48:59 AM

under the pale moonlight.

1/25/2010 1:49:33 AM

i gotta be up in 5 hours

drunk conversations arent quite as fun when youre sober

1/25/2010 3:14:07 AM

new low

going to be an hour later for work than i wanted to be, due to bio-dome being on tv.

1/25/2010 8:16:02 AM

lawlz

1/25/2010 8:18:46 AM

also,

where'd all these saints fans com from on my facebooks

MY FACEBOOKS

1/25/2010 8:21:45 AM

poast

1/25/2010 8:28:42 AM

It's 60 degrees out. WTF is this shit???

1/25/2010 8:45:23 AM

weird dream

1/25/2010 8:52:11 AM

1/25/2010 9:11:26 AM

yeah i hate that the first warm day in forever, it's raining,t hen going back to cold again.

and on another note,

YAY OF MONTREAL TONIGHT

1/25/2010 9:21:49 AM

I am feeling a good week coming on.

1/25/2010 9:26:59 AM

let's play is it racist:

Quote :

"The suspect is described similarly in both incidents: black male, 25 - 30 years old, 5’10” tall with a thin build. He was wearing a wool hat with ear flaps, eye glasses, a grey sweat shirt, black running tights, and sneakers. Witnesses say he was well-spoken. WPD is investigating, and any information should be brought to their attention right away. "

1/25/2010 9:39:41 AM

eh? that means he didn't act like a fucking thug

this just in, part of our qa does not understand that heating of water is a constant and is on a chart, no HS or MS level experimentation needed

1/25/2010 9:41:57 AM

hahaha, i can see this getting messy in the future

1/25/2010 9:42:46 AM

Quote :

"hahaha, i can see this getting messy in the future"

TWSS

1/25/2010 9:44:31 AM

i really need to keep a notepad by my bed for late night thoughts

last night right before i went to sleep my last thought was "dont forget to tell (somebody) about (something), very important"

i dont remember what that somebody and something are

1/25/2010 9:47:03 AM

thx lk

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1/25/2010 9:52:49 AM

guess I should get to work...

1/25/2010 9:53:07 AM

I really need to find my watch

1/25/2010 9:56:13 AM

AHHHHH-CHOOOOOOO!

1/25/2010 10:11:33 AM

having a dog and a cat is very interesting dynamic

1/25/2010 10:17:30 AM

^^bless you

1/25/2010 10:25:14 AM

why are all twitter trends started by black people grammatically incorrect

#doesntmeanYOURblack

1/25/2010 10:26:15 AM

ready for this day to be over with

1/25/2010 10:27:13 AM

flippin' hungry.

ALSO

i find it a little ironic that got a brooks brothers ad while flippin through a bonnaroo message board looking for lineup rumors

1/25/2010 10:27:45 AM

^isn't Dave Matthews rumored to be one of the headliners?

1/25/2010 10:28:38 AM

Fuck, I just sneezed while taking my last Goody's and now I'm trying to lick it up off my keyboard like a pathetic coke fiend.

1/25/2010 10:29:07 AM

good point, and yes.

probs sunday night.

1/25/2010 10:30:30 AM

[I] just want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiiiiiiime

1/25/2010 10:36:05 AM

Jesus man, when I order eggs with cheese, it would be nice if you would, you know, MELT THE FUCKING CHEESE

1/25/2010 10:42:14 AM

I absolutely HATE plain old American cheese, or baby cheese as it's sometimes referred to.

Shit is gross, yo.

1/25/2010 10:44:31 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

1/25/2010 10:47:38 AM

Quote :

"Fuck, I just sneezed while taking my last Goody's and now I'm trying to lick it up off my keyboard like a pathetic coke fiend."

LOL

1/25/2010 10:57:49 AM

^^^^ that does not look good

1/25/2010 10:59:28 AM

they burnt your bacon too, fuck that place

1/25/2010 11:07:44 AM

that bacon ain't burnt. crispy bacon FTW.

1/25/2010 11:14:18 AM

fingers crossed steve talked to amy

1/25/2010 11:16:37 AM

i really cant stand working with this lady most times

1/25/2010 11:28:35 AM

Quote :

"crispy bacon FTW."

, its like eating ashes

1/25/2010 11:34:31 AM

I need more hours in the day. I really want to go running after work but that doesn't work out well time-wise.

1/25/2010 11:38:57 AM

^^neh. Not if you do it right. You're not doing it right!

Get that shit in the oven for 10 min on 400. You'll see what I's be talkin's about.

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1/25/2010 11:40:07 AM

i really need to remember to charge my ipod

1/25/2010 11:43:11 AM

eh, mas 90 ... quickbooks, same difference

1/25/2010 11:55:10 AM