Quote :

""i've pulled the "i'm pregnant" lie on one of my exes before to keep them with me""

ok. that is some bat-shit stuff right there

but a juicy confession


i'll take some!

[Edited on June 11, 2010 at 4:45 PM. Reason : .]

6/11/2010 4:45:17 PM

aw, i got put at the bottom of the last page

i still want one

6/11/2010 4:51:40 PM

Quote :

"When I was a kid, back in my "pyro" phase where I would have fun with flammable things, I sprayed this baby frog with spraypaint and it on fire. I feel really bad about that, because I when I think about it now I can picture it screaming in pain. "

6/11/2010 4:54:30 PM

i used to be into fire as a kid as well. i set the carpet in my room on fire, and i think i set a few of my sister's random things on fire

6/11/2010 7:44:02 PM

^^ YIKES

do not like

6/11/2010 7:46:31 PM

Quote :

"i've pulled the "i'm pregnant" lie on one of my exes before to keep them with me"

eh that's lame, and will not work for more than a month or so.

i prefer the "i'm going to kill myself if you leave me" method. lord knows how many pity-fucks i've squeezed out of that one.

6/11/2010 9:36:33 PM

Quote :

"joe_schmoe would be sexually appealing to me if: - he weren't so reactionary (doubly so, because he acts in the same manner that he sometimes jumps on other people for doing. Or at least, he used to. I quit paying attention to that behavior.) - he weren't so creepy looking. I can tolerate old, nerdy, and/or chubby. He looks like a thrice-over registered sex offender parolee. He has revealed enough that I can tell he'd be fun in bed "

i don't know if the devil face was supposed to be included or not but i used my discretion and kept it

6/11/2010 11:22:23 PM

confessions, please.

6/11/2010 11:53:18 PM

"i prefer the "i'm going to kill myself if you leave me" method. "


last guy that said that to me I replied, "I hoped his parents had good life insurance on you"

6/11/2010 11:58:21 PM

you people have dated some crazies

6/12/2010 12:08:57 PM

oh, damn.. do i look like a sex offender? that hurts

6/12/2010 2:44:04 PM

time for confessions



let's hear it

6/12/2010 2:48:08 PM

Quote :

"oh, damn.. do i look like a sex offender? that hurts "

a sex offender that someone finds attractive apparently!

6/12/2010 2:48:52 PM

does anyone have anything they need to confess?

6/12/2010 8:25:16 PM

Quote :

"you people have dated some crazies "

maybe you only say that because you've always been the crazy in your relationships

6/12/2010 8:26:44 PM

I'll take some confessions.

Make them really dirty ones too.

6/12/2010 8:27:50 PM

^^ this is probably true.

but at least i've never pulled the pregnancy thing or threatened to kill myself or any other thing even REMOTELY close to that. so maybe i'm crazy but apparently people are crazier than i!

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 8:29 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2010 8:28:29 PM

Quote :

"Things are going great. I have great friends. I have an engineering internship that pays very well. I'm going to grad school in the fall. Family is awesome. No money issues. No drug issues. But I feel empty inside. I feel plastic at times."

6/12/2010 8:45:05 PM

Quote :

"When I was a lot younger, my self esteem was so low that I thought the only way I'd ever catch a cock was by being raped. So I always masturbated to being raped. That's the source of one rape fantasy! (Shows how very little I knew of men, too lol)"

more confessions, please.

6/12/2010 10:36:04 PM

Quote :

"i used to be a cutter. true story. in high school. a few times in college. and like twice after college. when i think about it i can't even believe the person that felt bad enough to do something like that was me. i can't imagine ever ever ever doing that now."

6/12/2010 10:50:05 PM

Quote :

"I think Samwise is hot as hell in the Beach Body thread. But that's my opinion. SCRUMPTIOUS!"

which i promptly replied "OMG ME TOO! and she's cuter in person!"

6/12/2010 11:24:57 PM

confessions, please?

6/12/2010 11:44:19 PM

Quote :

"i feel like driving into a telephone pole at least every other day. "

6/12/2010 11:58:18 PM

Quote :

"I've been hiding a porn addiction from my wife for the past 5 years"

6/13/2010 12:01:23 AM

^^^

6/13/2010 12:04:27 AM

I have given many confessions as of late.

I would like to receive some now, please.

6/13/2010 12:25:10 AM

Quote :

"I still haven't found a girl that offered to do that "

Yes, please do continue with the anally-oriented confessions

Yall swell my bawls with pride when you choose ME to receive a buttsecks confession <3<3<3

6/13/2010 12:40:09 AM

Quote :

"FUCK. I am a murderer. So there was an intruder at my work. I'm all alone since my co-worker left early. I catch the intruder out of the corner of my eye and I'm all like, "Hey, what the fuck are you doing here?" He ignores me and just stands there, almost like he's oblivious to the fact that I see him there. I take my bottle of hand sanitizer and I begin suffocating him with it, drowning his face with the stuff so he can't breath. After about 30 seconds of watching him suffer, I become compassionate. I can't see him suffer like this, so I drag his ass to the restroom. I drop him into the toilet bowl and watch as he drowned. It didn't take long. Just meer seconds, although in my head it felt like an enternity. I destroyed a soul today. Not a pleasant feeling. But then again, it was only an ant."

when did this become "PM random people with hyperboles?"

confessions, please.

6/13/2010 1:34:01 PM

Quote :

"I'm 90% sure ambrosia sent the confession about me being "creepy" but in a somehow "sexually appealing" way. this gives me a secret thrill. I wonder if i should stalk her now. "

6/13/2010 1:37:19 PM

I WONDER WHO SENT YOU THAT

6/13/2010 1:39:06 PM

hahahaha

ITS A MYSTERY

i AKSED if i should post it and the person said yes so i posted OK!

[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 1:40 PM. Reason : .]

6/13/2010 1:39:46 PM

well, it could be someone impersonating me, trying to stir shit up.

6/13/2010 1:40:40 PM

i'll take some

6/13/2010 1:41:43 PM

Quote :

"I'm gonna meet a dude off CL later this afternoon, for the purposes of eventually getting some. He plays dungeons and dragons, and this amuses me."

6/13/2010 1:44:13 PM

Quote :

"joe-shmoe looks like one of my friends. (plz to include pic)"

6/13/2010 4:13:17 PM

Quote :

"this song makes me want to have sex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pib8eYDSFEI But the video has quite the opposite effect "

6/13/2010 4:17:10 PM

Quote :

"this song makes me want to have sex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs&has_verified=1"

6/13/2010 4:29:53 PM

gimme dat confession yo

6/13/2010 4:38:10 PM

Quote :

"i try so hard to control others' perception of my mental health because I think the reality would push my friends and lover away, but I'm so worn out from suppressing shit that I'm afraid things are going to fall apart anyway. "

6/13/2010 7:36:41 PM

send me yo confessions.

6/13/2010 7:49:12 PM

You have your own thread, get out of here and let us have our confessions

6/13/2010 7:52:39 PM

no one has PMed me recently

no new issues to discuss

6/13/2010 7:53:36 PM

Well I guess its fine, as long as both threads aren't bttt'd at the same time

6/13/2010 7:54:59 PM

Yo I want some confesses.

6/13/2010 7:56:58 PM

Quote :

"I feel guilty about losing my job, not only because I think it's partly my fault, but also because I don't know if I handled the situation the right way. I didn't want to stay there anyway, but I would have liked to leave on my own terms. "

but the plus side is that you get to collect unemployment.

6/13/2010 8:50:32 PM

taking confessions.

6/13/2010 9:11:28 PM

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"Sometimes I sleep with my boyfriend's dirty gym shirt so that I can smell him when he is out of town. "

6/13/2010 9:36:03 PM

That's adorable.

6/13/2010 9:54:55 PM

^^ ♥

6/13/2010 9:57:51 PM

Quote :

"everytime i throw up my food i make sure the toilet is clean first. i hate staring at a dirty, dusty toilet when i'm purging. i also make sure my nails are really short so i don't scratch my mouth or throat."

still can't believe this thread is still going.

i guess that is a good it is still going...

6/13/2010 10:39:53 PM