mother

fucker

you have got to be kiddin me

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11/9/2012 1:50:21 PM

this stupid fucking Asian kid shares my office, and he always puts his stupid tea-brewer on the community desk

I don't mind it for any practical reason, since the community desk has nothing but an old, useless computer on it...but it irks me. He should keep all his random shit on his own desk. it's sort of like the chick who didn't want the dude's toothbrushes in plain view, in that one thread awhile back

and then the Asian kid moves the community-desk chair so it's right next to mine...I always move it back. we've had this passive-aggressive chair-moving war going on for more than a year, I think.

that's all I can think of at the moment

[Edited on November 9, 2012 at 10:06 PM. Reason : werfwe]

11/9/2012 9:53:07 PM

I lose 2-3 Little Debbies per pack to the same asshole...seriously, just buy your fucking own food. And he always sends an email like this when he does it...

"I got one of you oatmeal cakes. Blood sugar was a low at the end of work shift. Ill give you 35-45 cents if you need it."

11/13/2012 6:23:44 PM

Do you really need to refrigerate those?
Do you guys not have vending machines?

11/14/2012 10:18:49 AM

I should be able to refrigerate my laptop bag if i god damn want to - doesn't mean everyone in the office is entitled to take one of whatever is in one of the pockets

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[Edited on November 14, 2012 at 10:26 AM. Reason : ^i mean maybe he likes 'em cold. I like my catsup room temp like its supposed to be]

11/14/2012 10:24:28 AM

Quote :

"and then the Asian kid moves the community-desk chair so it's right next to mine...I always move it back. we've had this passive-aggressive chair-moving war going on for more than a year, I think."

Time to throw the chair out a window

11/14/2012 10:32:43 AM

I'd just start taking his lunch every day leaving him IOUs for 35 cents.

11/14/2012 10:37:16 AM

Stupid scanner why do you take over an hour to email me the scan after scanning it?

11/14/2012 10:39:04 AM

Quote :

" Ill give you 35-45 cents if you need it. "

It's a dick move to do this on a regular basis but the 'if you need it' part is an outright insult in my book.

11/14/2012 10:46:03 AM

Start injecting the snacks with rat poison and I bet he'll stop stealing them.

11/14/2012 11:18:44 AM

This fucking guy needs to not bring his dog in when we have visitors, especially when the little rat has some vet problem and is barking in the office we locked him in

11/14/2012 12:15:00 PM

People need to stop acting like the fridge is their own. It's getting so crowded! Stop bringing everything and then forget about it!

11/14/2012 12:22:33 PM

^ This is a constant problem at our work as well. Drives me up the walls. Especially since now when you walk in the kitchen if anyone has opened the fridge in the past hour it makes the whole room smell like vomit

11/14/2012 12:25:23 PM

We've had the other extreme at times. People going in and throwing away old stuff... like your lunch that you've had in the fridge since way back when you put it in earlier that same day.

11/14/2012 12:31:26 PM

Luckily they usually clear ours out about once a quarter.

11/14/2012 12:34:54 PM

these are all new problems i've never heard of

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11/14/2012 12:53:14 PM

Quote :

"People need to stop acting like the fridge is their own. It's getting so crowded! Stop bringing everything and then forget about it!"

There needs to be a thread just for the office refrigerator. There's enough salad dressing to stock Sweet Tomatoes for a month, but the shit is of varying ages and expirations. And I swear someone took a shit in a coffee mug, put it in a zip-loc baggie and put it in there. What's more surprising is that someone hasn't stolen it in the 3 months it has been in there.

11/14/2012 1:06:16 PM

people should post pics of the fridge

11/14/2012 1:15:27 PM

http://workfridges.tumblr.com

[Edited on November 14, 2012 at 1:16 PM. Reason : .]

11/14/2012 1:15:55 PM

Quote :

"I lose 2-3 Little Debbies per pack to the same asshole...seriously, just buy your fucking own food. And he always sends an email like this when he does it..."

start bringing sugar free snacks for a while.

11/14/2012 1:18:25 PM

haha it does exist!
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/work-fridge

11/14/2012 1:19:32 PM

our fridge has a bunch of brown salads in it, lol

11/14/2012 1:22:19 PM

Quote :

"people should post pics of the fridge"

I would but I'd probably throw up if I stood there long enough to get some photos.

11/14/2012 1:34:01 PM

ugh. lol this is soooo shitty. I'm going to have to make up shit to do at work basically until January.

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11/14/2012 2:17:56 PM

Cleaning crew put a sign on our fridge that they will clean it out completely every friday.

I left my lunch in their one friday and low-and-behold monday that thing was gone. I really liked that lunch bag too.

11/14/2012 2:22:39 PM

Yeah, my last job was like that.
Sucks for brand new condiments.

11/14/2012 2:36:03 PM

Quote :

""I got one of you oatmeal cakes. Blood sugar was a low at the end of work shift. Ill give you 35-45 cents if you need it." "

get him a box for xmas and say something like "now you don't have to take mine" and maybe he'll get the point. if not perhaps try a more aggressive approach.

11/14/2012 2:40:45 PM

I too have lost condiments to a sudden fridge cleaning

11/14/2012 2:42:34 PM

RIP, my new bottle of ketchup. I hardly used thee.

11/14/2012 2:44:23 PM

Nah, just be passive aggressive and fill one up with exlax and or ipecac.

11/14/2012 2:48:22 PM

what kinda concentration camp do you guys work in that doesn't provide you with snaxxx?

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11/14/2012 2:56:06 PM

IBM

11/14/2012 2:59:35 PM

No microwaves or fridges in the break rooms of our building. 4-500 people share 4 microwaves and 3 refrigerators in the cafeteria.

[Edited on November 15, 2012 at 4:27 AM. Reason : Fvfv]

11/15/2012 4:27:00 AM

Wireless internet is out all over the building the day I have the class set of Ipads reserved for use in the classroom

11/15/2012 8:23:48 AM

Sitting here waiting for this training to start and the people at my table are talking about their pets dying while at church. Wtf

11/15/2012 8:43:26 AM

lol

At least you aren't watching training videos with this fat fuck in the front row asking off the wall questions non stop

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11/15/2012 8:46:05 AM

Oh the day is young! I see a couple candidates in this room for asking stupid fucking questions.

11/15/2012 8:48:50 AM

must be a few mirrors in that room.

11/15/2012 8:51:11 AM

lol I try to ask the interesting questions like "Why did you move to NC?" or "Why are you interested in blah blah blah?" No one cares what the keyboard shortcut is to populate some list.

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[Edited on November 15, 2012 at 8:54 AM. Reason : ^lol]

11/15/2012 8:54:05 AM

so yesterday i was told I have to attend a special ed meeting for a student during my planning period today. I don't even teach the student and have no clue who he is. They just have to have a "regular education" teacher in the meeting.

ridiculous waste of my time. I could be doing important stuff like posting in chit chat instead.

11/15/2012 10:47:50 AM

that sucks man.

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11/15/2012 10:50:55 AM

A Republican taking free food home we had a party for their spouse.

11/15/2012 10:52:36 AM

^wat

11/15/2012 10:54:58 AM

Exactly wat I said ...

11/15/2012 10:59:48 AM

Learn to write, nigga

11/15/2012 11:06:15 AM

I don't give a shit about gramma here. You people essentially mean nothing to me.

11/15/2012 11:07:02 AM

You're cruisin' for a bruisin', punk

11/15/2012 11:09:27 AM

So skurd hahaha

11/15/2012 11:09:54 AM

I used to fuck guys like you in the ass

11/15/2012 11:13:19 AM

Could someone translate that sentence for me?

11/15/2012 11:14:31 AM