i cook all the damn time

i love it.

but i dont like doing dishes.

it's my conundrum

11/11/2008 9:04:54 AM

heating things up in the microwave =/= cooking

11/11/2008 9:05:45 AM

I spend more sometimes on ingredients for cooking a meal than I would spend if I had the same meal at a restaurant

Just the other night I made Grouper and risotto for two and it costs me 73 dollars at Fresh Market

11/11/2008 9:07:30 AM

Either you have no spices and kitchen essentials or you bought like 2 pounds of truffles or something. That's not normal.

11/11/2008 9:08:43 AM

or I eat out all the time.

11/11/2008 9:09:33 AM

Shit let me cook for you. Give me what you'd spend and I'll hook it up

I too like to cook, but I hate to clean. This is why I rarely do either.

11/11/2008 9:17:42 AM

but I hate to clean the most.

11/11/2008 9:18:28 AM

ME TOO SON.

THAT'S WHY MY KITCHEN IS FULL OF MOLDY DISHES RIGHT NOW SON.

11/11/2008 9:18:33 AM

I had an awesome system with this girl over the summer

I'd cook, she'd clean, and we'd always eat in front of the TV, so we didn't have to talk to each other

It was a good three months

11/11/2008 9:19:39 AM

i actually don't mind washing dishes

11/11/2008 9:21:01 AM

WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY THIS EVENING SON?

11/11/2008 9:21:32 AM

That's a great system. Now how do I find a boy that likes to clean?

11/11/2008 9:22:04 AM

11/11/2008 9:23:13 AM

Nobody really likes to clean the way people like to cook

You just have to find someone who will do it without bitching

Also someone with elbow grease because I char the fuck out of my chops and you have to get all the residue out of the pan or its your ass

11/11/2008 9:24:42 AM

you're wrong there


i would much rather clean than cook

11/11/2008 9:27:44 AM

Casey we could work something out.

We could just be food friends.

11/11/2008 9:29:26 AM

^^ WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY THIS EVENING SON?

11/11/2008 9:30:24 AM

You'd rather do it, but you don't like to

You aren't just sitting around like "Goddammit, I feel like washing some dishes !" the way I get amped up to flambay some coconut shrimp

I would rather cook than have sex (sometimes)

If you would rather clean than have sex, then wowzers

11/11/2008 9:30:26 AM

two best friends, both disgruntled with men, start hanging out more

cooking together

become roomies

makin out watching the ellen shown

11/11/2008 9:31:02 AM

i like to clean

then have sex


but i wouldn't clean instead of having sex

[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 9:33 AM. Reason : unfortunately....by the looks of my house...i'm not doing either presently ]

11/11/2008 9:32:27 AM

Ellen doesn't make me want to make out.

Can we watch my stories?

11/11/2008 9:36:05 AM

^^ WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY THIS EVENING SON?

11/11/2008 9:36:39 AM

^^only if you watch The Young and the Restless


i'm not watching that Passions shit

11/11/2008 9:37:46 AM

Oh girl that's my joint!

I've been watching Y&R since I was a baby

11/11/2008 9:39:09 AM

OH GIRL

ARE THOSE PANTIES ON SALE

11/11/2008 9:39:47 AM

back when Christine was still Cricket and Danny wasn't a fag


Jill and Mrs. Chancellor weren't mother and daughter


and Victor could never decide between Nikki and Ashley

[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 9:41 AM. Reason : haha....all the men in my family LOVE Y&R]

11/11/2008 9:39:55 AM

oh god. not damn soap operas.

11/11/2008 9:40:51 AM

hey...fuck you buddy


Y&R is a great American melo-drama

11/11/2008 9:42:10 AM

I can only watch the nightime soap opera type shows

OC...Gossip Girl...Privleged

those are my shits

11/11/2008 9:43:05 AM

they've got nothing on Dallas


best night time soap EVER

[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 9:44 AM. Reason : Dynasty was a close second....Falcon Crest was third by default...the 80s were awesome]

11/11/2008 9:43:56 AM

you're aging yourself

11/11/2008 9:44:21 AM

11/11/2008 9:45:05 AM

it doesn't matter


it was still awesome

11/11/2008 9:45:06 AM

YOU'RE SOME REAL PIECES OF DOG SHIT.

11/11/2008 9:45:40 AM

GET THAT METRO SHIT OUT OF HERE SON.

11/11/2008 9:47:23 AM

Quote :

"OC...Gossip Girl...Privleged"

Oh snap...I love Gossip Girl and Privledged!!! I think I'm just secretly jealous of their clothes. (well not so much a secret anymore)

Yea Y&R has gone crazy...although I really love Nick and Phyllis together. They're hot! I miss Druscilla's character too.

[Edited on November 11, 2008 at 9:58 AM. Reason : Oh and Pshoes....GIRL THEM PANTIES ARE ON SALE!]

11/11/2008 9:57:55 AM

^^ FUCK YOU BITCH.

11/11/2008 9:59:57 AM

I don't watch any of this. maybe if I did I would have a better understanding of what to wear.

11/11/2008 10:32:39 AM

2 "fuck you"s in less than 20min. that's a new record.

11/11/2008 10:34:36 AM

hmm...

i dont know if im comofrtable yet with closing that work contract.

11/11/2008 10:37:02 AM

I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN CLOSE!!

???

11/11/2008 10:38:24 AM

always be closing

11/11/2008 10:44:18 AM

hahaha omg I just read that pilgrimshoes had nipple rings

I dont think we can be friends anymore

11/11/2008 10:49:14 AM

hahahaha

nipple hater

11/11/2008 10:49:57 AM

Wouldn't be surprised if he had a prince albert as well

11/11/2008 10:51:40 AM

ampallang

jk!

11/11/2008 10:52:57 AM

TMI

11/11/2008 10:52:58 AM

11/11/2008 10:53:40 AM

dont worry, i havent had them in in probably 3 years.

11/11/2008 10:53:56 AM

still...

11/11/2008 10:56:30 AM