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"a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc. "

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"One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy."

wow, your gf is one lucky woman

2/3/2010 11:47:43 AM

lolz

2/3/2010 11:48:48 AM

You know, I thought I'd looked my name up before and it was something bad. But apparently not:
Drop dead gorgeous. Used to describe the most amazing person you know. Legendary.
Wow, you are so tara.

1. a girl who posses these qualities:
beauty
humor
originality
shyness
culinary skills
loves animals
and who is a lovable dork.
a 'tara' is somebody you wanna meet.

2. a girl with severve drug abuse problems, but strength, and insight, a girl you've probally let go of, and now regret it, or flat out dont know what you lost. Yet.
Tara is somebody to look up to.
Someone who has been through alot.
Tara hasnt given up, Shes a fucking fighter dude..

to firmly grab ass and hump into submission
I'm gonna tara that bitch and say WHO'S YO DADDY!

2/3/2010 11:50:41 AM

WHOA WHOA WHOA

A BMI OF 70?
how the fuck does someone that fat get close enough to a penis to even tHINK about getting pregnant?

2/3/2010 11:51:10 AM

hahahaha that one is good

I always thought mine was funny

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"Samantha Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around. Damn, that Samantha is too cute for words."

... OF COURSE, it has to make a slut reference -- whenever you see a Samantha on TV or movies they're usually sluts >_>

2/3/2010 11:51:16 AM

heh

1. The Master of the universe. Even better than He-Man

2. Female (North American) or Spanish version of XXXXX. Meaning is God is gracious in Hebrew or hot-assed mama in contemporary English.

3. Slang for "skillz" "mad skillz" "godlike" or "immortal and powerful"


i am not amused

2/3/2010 11:52:24 AM

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"... OF COURSE, it has to make a slut reference -- whenever you see a Samantha on TV or movies they're usually sluts >_>"

Not doing yourself any good perpetuating useless, patriarchal terms like that

2/3/2010 11:53:12 AM

Lucy, according to urbandictionary.com

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"A sexy, attractive female who is intelligent and understanding. A fun filled character with endless amusement. Usually found in the UK with dazzling eyes and a smile to die for, a cuddly person who means the world to anyone (unless retarded)"

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"Another name for Acid, or LSD"

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"Sarcastic, malicious dark haired girl from the Peanuts comic strip and animated TV specials who was an absolute bitch to Charlie Brown. Frequently offered to hold a football for him to kick, but would always pull it away at the last second, resulting in his flying through the air and landing flat on his ass. Was madly in love with musical prodigy Schroeder, though he barely noticed her. Occasionally ran a psychiatric booth (with a copay of five cents), though Snoopy was her only patient."

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"A narcissitic little bitch who will fuck you over. When you need her the most, she won't be there for you. When she walks into the room, you feel yourself heave."

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"A single cigarette bought at a corner store from an arab"

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"A lucy is a girl especially from New Jersey. It refers to Lucy the Elephant; a landmark in a town called Margate close to Atlantic city. It is a girl who is fat but glamorous just like the elephant; a fat pretty girl."

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"when ones mangina is 'loose', as in he has been fucked.... A LOT! "

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"A freaking stupid girl who takes her boyfriend for granted. She doesn't know what the hell she's doing with her life. Once again, she is freaking stupid. She has this AMAZING boyfriend who she doesn't even care about. A stupid freaking whore."

2/3/2010 11:54:03 AM

lol @ number 3

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" 1. Ryan 3862 up, 1617 down love it hate it buy ryan mugs, tshirts and magnets A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king". Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king. names brian king irish rian by The Wontrob Jun 21, 2006 share this 2. ryan 5086 up, 2823 down love it hate it buy ryan mugs, tshirts and magnets the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING! Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation1 hott guys cute guys love relationships guys romance by schulhafer Sep 22, 2006 share this 3. ryan 3386 up, 2123 down love it hate it buy ryan mugs, tshirts and magnets A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers I wanna be ryan! Fuck you! ryan sheperd ryan shepherd haha fuck gangster by Bae Sep 24, 2007 share this "

2/3/2010 11:54:30 AM

this pizza hut commercial does not make sense

"i'm a real college student, but i don't have to eat like one"

ummmm

you are ordering a pizza

2/3/2010 12:04:02 PM

MOOCH from the pizza hut commercials is famous around these parts

2/3/2010 12:06:28 PM

Yeah...even $10 for a pizza if you're ordering them like he was implying he orders them often that's a lot for a broke college student

2/3/2010 12:06:36 PM

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"OF COURSE, it has to make a slut reference -- whenever you see a Samantha on TV or movies they're usually sluts >_>"

Or a witch.

2/3/2010 12:07:37 PM

Hungry, WHY DID SOMEONE HAVE TO DRINK THE LAST OF MY MILK WHEN I SAID THE NIGHT BEFORE "OH HEY, I HAVE JUST ENOUGH LEFT FOR CEREAL TOMORROW"

2/3/2010 12:30:31 PM

that doesnt necessarily mean that you were going to actually use the milk

much less does it mean you actually intended to make a bowl of cereal

be more specific

2/3/2010 12:40:53 PM

I hate user-submitted content that shows up on our site with errors in it.

2/3/2010 12:46:17 PM

^you tell 'em Editor Woman! rawr!

2/3/2010 12:46:46 PM

I need sex right. now.

kinda funny how much my sex drive rebounds after a stress is removed

2/3/2010 12:47:13 PM

RAWR!

2/3/2010 12:47:48 PM

...hear me

2/3/2010 12:48:45 PM

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"that doesnt necessarily mean that you were going to actually use the milk much less does it mean you actually intended to make a bowl of cereal be more specific"

But what then, is the point of making such a comment if not for its intention?

Anyway, I'M PISSED..

I still have to gym, shower, grocery store, laundry, pack, drop dog off, all before 4... hah

2/3/2010 12:52:53 PM

it would be an observation of comparative measurement

if were to look at the wall and say "that wall bout as white as a glass of milk" that dont mean i wanna drink the wall

2/3/2010 12:54:12 PM

So I'll be graduating at the end of this semester and I don't even feel like making a big deal about it...I don't even want to get a cap and gown...

2/3/2010 12:55:20 PM

go nekkit

2/3/2010 12:55:56 PM

^^i started college in the Fall of 2000. i will FINALLY be getting my degree in May.

YOU BET YOUR BIPPY I'LL BE THERE IN A CAP AND GOWN

2/3/2010 12:56:29 PM

lol

He just made it all better. Next time I shall go, THIS MILK IS FOR ME TO EAT TOMORROW MORNING, TOUCH IT AND LOSE THE BALLS.

I'm sure all he'll hear is BALLS

First World Problems.

2/3/2010 12:56:42 PM

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"He just made it all better. "

that was either Al bundy fast, or it wasnt all that enthralling an experience given the recency of your last post

2/3/2010 12:59:01 PM

Laura

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"1. Laura 1783 up, 768 down love it hate it buy laura mugs, tshirts and magnets -Sex on legs -Tiger in the bedroom -Waiscoast is TEH SEX -Adorable -Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet (awwwww)) -Cute. END OF. 2. Laura 1547 up, 487 down love it hate it buy laura mugs, tshirts and magnets meaning 'from the laurel flower' a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever. 3. Laura 1283 up, 412 down love it hate it buy laura mugs, tshirts and magnets a young woman, typically associated with romantic themes. Though the name originally came from the Roman tradition of placing a wreath of laurels on victors' heads, it has developed more emotional ties in recent years."

and there's a whole lot more...

Kelly

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"1. kelly 1259 up, 597 down love it hate it buy kelly mugs, tshirts and magnets the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet Person 1:yo its kelly, she's awesome brah. Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada! blah blah blah... 7. Kelly 246 up, 77 down love it hate it buy kelly mugs, tshirts and magnets Kelly (pronounced /'k?li/) is an Irish origin given name and surname. It's been adapted to mean "Brave Warrior" in many English language armies (for example, the Irish Army, British Army, and Australian Army), and "Warrior Princess" by American popular culture. Kelly is the second most common family name in Ireland (after Murphy).Originally an Anglicised form of the ancient Irish Gaelic name Ceallach, possibly meaning "bright-headed", "strife", or "church, monastery". Kelly is fierce!"

and then my nickname, LK

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"1. lk 42 up, 25 down love it hate it buy lk mugs, tshirts and magnets contraction for "lol k" for messengers -"I'm gonna go put this definition on urban dictionary." -"lk" -"G'night, gonna sleep." -"lk" lol k lol k lolk ok by JLBC Jan 10, 2008 share this 2. LK 101 up, 97 down love it hate it buy lk mugs, tshirts and magnets Latin Kings - Hispanic Gangs Look, there's an LK bitch!"

SO...in other words...I'm a Flower Warrior of the Latin Kings

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2/3/2010 1:01:06 PM

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"1. Brandi An all around awesome kind of girl. When girls are jealous of Brandis, they often express hostility because they are not up to par. The thing about Brandi is that she still keeps her cool and is pretty fun to be with. I wish I was drinking some brandy with Brandi right now."

2/3/2010 1:03:35 PM

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"1. Sarah 3799 up, 1219 down The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so! princess gorgeous beautiful smart perfect 2. Sarah 4605 up, 2363 down The correct spelling of the name Sara."

haha I like it

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2/3/2010 1:04:44 PM

If the Harry Potter place is open this weekend I am so totally going. I don't think it's open but he seems to think so...

2/3/2010 1:09:38 PM

lol

idk what that means but he just called her a trapper keeper

LOL'N

2/3/2010 1:13:09 PM

means her vag has a bite to it

2/3/2010 1:13:43 PM

or a zipper.

2/3/2010 1:14:51 PM

yeah

im going to wager your lisa frank pony princess trapper keeper didnt have a zipper

2/3/2010 1:15:33 PM

bitch got a snapper

2/3/2010 1:15:59 PM

I only had lisa frank folders which I stored in my trapper keeper.

2/3/2010 1:16:23 PM

there was no zipper only fold over velcro

2/3/2010 1:17:37 PM

2/3/2010 1:20:28 PM

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"1. glenn 158 up, 57 down love it hate it a guy with a huge dong that every chick digs and wants to suck off girl 1: omg u see cody over there girl 2: omg ya hes such a glenn lets go give him mouth release. blow job girls sexy glenn by dndgnszhtx54 Apr 12, 2009 share this 2. Glenn 163 up, 101 down love it hate it To skeet on thou curtains. DUDE 1 : "Yeah, man, I hung out with Molly last night." DUDE 2 : "Ohh, dude, did you get the curtains?" DUDE 1 : "Hell yeah, I did. I Glenn'd all over those bitches!" jizz ejaculation skeet glen curtains by dan nepple Apr 18, 2007 share this 3. Glenn 43 up, 11 down love it hate it A very hot guy that flirts way too much. Tall and handsome with beautiful clear eyes. "omg i can see Glenn what a hottie!!" glenn hot pretty eyes tall flirt by Lavablobs Jan 7, 2010 share this"

2/3/2010 1:22:20 PM

haha Facebook just recomended I become friends with someone because we both went to NC State....GEE I wonder how I don't know him!

2/3/2010 1:53:17 PM

really don't feel like going to the career fair

nothing ever comes of it

2/3/2010 1:59:04 PM

Kiwi is awesome for posting a picture from Weinerville.

2/3/2010 2:03:38 PM

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"1. ray 298 up, 145 down Refers to a male whose appearance is hip, fresh and shiny like (x-)rays. OR A male working/living in a radioactive environment. "This ray is getting every woman he wants." ;-) OR "This ray is working at the local power plant and shines like plutonium, therfore he needs no lamps." 2. ray 226 up, 110 down A man who is brown and gets down. a very attractive brown man. damn, he's a real ray. 3. Ray 190 up, 89 down Coolest kid on the block. Fresh phones. Fresh kicks. kicks it back with the bitches. and most of all..... lookin fresh at the best. Damn N***** Ray is lookin flyy as hell 4. ray 111 up, 39 down ray's are very very very sexy people. ray's are very trustworthy as well and hopefully always will be. ray's make amazing friends. you can count on them for everything. rays specialize in making people happy, because they do that best. overall, i love rays alot, and you should too. omg did you see ray hes so gosh darn sexy. yeah hes nice too. 5. Ray 106 up, 71 down Weed or a drug you smoke wiz khalifa says "got ray ? roll it then" 6. ray 77 up, 55 down An intense stare meant to intimidate or correct its target. (Originated within Benny Goodman's orchestra; the name was given to the stare that Goodman gave to his musicians.) If you weren't playing the chart the way Goodman wanted you to play it, he'd give you the ray. It was very unsettling. 7. ray 37 up, 21 down A retired pimp from jamaica i reel like a ray right now"

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A RETIRED PIMP FROM JAMAICA

2/3/2010 2:14:12 PM

I really want to try making marshmallows.

2/3/2010 2:14:32 PM

^I'd be happy to try your homemade marshmallows....melted down between some graham crackers, with some chocolate.

2/3/2010 2:15:26 PM

Yum. I was gonna go with plopped in a cup of hot chocolate.

2/3/2010 2:17:30 PM

I'm so getting a latte this evening before class.

2/3/2010 2:19:06 PM

Stinky ass mofos at the career fair!

2/3/2010 2:22:33 PM

^

2/3/2010 2:46:27 PM