Quote :

"this gal i was dating, gave me a blowjob in our booth at the Hillsborough St. Waffle House at 2 am on a Saturday night. the place was packed. a group of Mexican dudes at the counter all turned around to watch. I didn't mind so much but they looked too obvious that they were checking out something. This attracted the attention of old Betty who realized what was going on, and started screaming at me and my date. she hollered at us that we were "filthy" and "nasty" and to "get out of her store". i was still trying to pull my pants up as we rushed out of there, past about 50 people who all started hooting and clapping. i don't think i've ever been more proud of myself in my life. i want this story to be eulogized somehow at my memorial when i die."

Isn't Betty dead?

ETA: http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5149947/ & http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=566409

Bullshit called.

6/14/2010 8:18:19 AM

^

Quote :

"craptastic All American 3075 Posts user info edit post ^^^I've seen that before, I want to say it was from joeschmoe, not sure though. [Edited on June 14, 2010 at 3:14 AM. Reason : Also, confessions plz] "

Still open for confessions

6/14/2010 8:34:16 AM

Recylcling confessions is rather lame.

6/14/2010 8:45:02 AM

another day, new confessions, please!

6/14/2010 9:07:34 AM

whoever wrote this:

Quote :

"i have a major crush on SeXpEnCiL despite being fully and completely aware that it's never going to happen. ...aw fuck, why am i PMing this? everybody knows who it's from anyway. "

should know that he's single now

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 9:33 AM. Reason : ]

6/14/2010 9:33:17 AM

^true. facebook told me.

6/14/2010 9:34:00 AM

6/14/2010 9:34:44 AM

^^^prob because it was likely evan

6/14/2010 9:37:36 AM

confessions please

6/14/2010 9:42:53 AM

I'll be around today ladies if you want to PM me more of your slut stories

6/14/2010 10:18:43 AM

I'm sure that will encourage them.

6/14/2010 10:20:14 AM

Quote :

"Isn't Betty dead? Bullshit called."

the event in question was over 10 years ago.




[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 1:47 PM. Reason : or so i've been told ]

6/14/2010 1:47:13 PM

^ good job

6/14/2010 1:50:04 PM

Stupid brain remembering inconsequential things and cant remember to get bread at the grocery store

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 2:25 PM. Reason : like joe posting that excerpt god knows how long ago]

6/14/2010 2:24:49 PM

^^^^ It's worked in the past. Got some real juicy confessions last night!

6/14/2010 2:25:50 PM

confessions, plz

6/14/2010 2:28:42 PM

Gimme your confessions.

especially the ones where you want to wrestle me in a blow-up kiddie pool filled with banana pudding.

6/14/2010 2:37:51 PM

those too

6/14/2010 2:38:35 PM

^^ you'll get along with the person that sent me this one then

Quote :

"i want to roll you in flour and fry you in a pan "

6/14/2010 2:39:04 PM

accepting confessions

6/14/2010 2:51:27 PM

Quote :

"I like my own juices "

6/14/2010 2:54:32 PM

I hope that was from a female...

6/14/2010 2:55:29 PM

Found the joe-schmoe post

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=573729&page=2#13172158

Haha, funny how everyone saying that Betty was dead killed the thread immediately

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 2:57 PM. Reason : lkj]

6/14/2010 2:56:05 PM

Quote :

"JOE SHOME CONFESSION EXPOSED?!"

6/14/2010 2:58:56 PM

^^^It was

6/14/2010 3:37:11 PM

Quote :

"My best friend and I tag-teamed her coworker over the weekend "

My kinda confession

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 5:21 PM. Reason : *]

6/14/2010 5:20:44 PM

your confessions. give them to me.

6/14/2010 5:32:21 PM

confessions, please.

6/14/2010 6:17:54 PM

confessions, i shall receive them.

6/14/2010 6:52:08 PM

^don't trust this motherfucker

6/14/2010 7:03:13 PM

are you high ?

go eat some meat loaf hippy.

6/14/2010 7:08:25 PM

Quote :

"I feel my significant other is incredibly stubborn and won't change their habits any time soon, no matter how I feel about some of them."

6/14/2010 7:28:17 PM

Daytime confessions suck. Can't wait till the night time confessions start rolling in



<------ Open for business.

6/14/2010 7:37:09 PM

i will take confessions!

but i think i am all confessed out. unless i can think of anymore good stuff. but i'm not that interesting so i think i'm fresh out of stories

6/14/2010 7:42:50 PM

Quote :

"i love sucking my juices off of a penis that has been inside of me "

6/14/2010 8:17:52 PM

that is hot as fuck.

6/14/2010 8:45:10 PM

ok, my last attempt at this didn't work. But I'll try again....


QUIT BEING A BITCH, AND CONFESS ME UP!

6/14/2010 8:46:20 PM

send them to me instead

kthx

Quote :

"I might have an e-crush on bmel. "

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 8:55 PM. Reason : ut oh, ThePeter better watch out ]

6/14/2010 8:51:04 PM

Quote :

"After fingering myself on Skype in front of my boyfriend, it always asks me to rate the call. I clicked on "Excellent". "

Quote :

"I don't think I will be able to handle her death when it comes, and I think it's going to be soon. "

6/14/2010 8:55:27 PM

Quote :

"if my girl ever dies i will definitely kill myself. the beginning of Up convinced me it's the only way to go. "

JESUS PEOPLE!

6/14/2010 8:59:14 PM

Quote :

"My cat tries to attack my hand when I finger myself "

ahahahaha

6/14/2010 9:00:46 PM

open again for confessions

6/14/2010 9:02:20 PM

6/14/2010 9:03:12 PM

I'll take a confession.

6/14/2010 9:05:49 PM

all takers, no

Quote :

"Since breaking up with my girlfriend, I've found that I'm a much happier person in general. I've also found that I'm much nicer to people all around me. This is further reassurance that I made the right decision."

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 9:12 PM. Reason : or not]

6/14/2010 9:06:26 PM

finally!

Quote :

"I cheated on my last two boyfriends to give me an excuse to break up with them."

6/14/2010 9:16:57 PM

Quote :

"i might be getting set up for a threesome... and i'm kind of excited about it"

6/14/2010 9:25:37 PM

Quote :

"I hate condoms with a fiery passion. I use them, begrudgingly. In the past, I've taken more risks in this regard than I should have, and now realize that I'm lucky to have "escaped" disease free. NEVAR AGAIN!"

6/14/2010 9:26:51 PM

MY TURN! i want one

6/14/2010 9:28:46 PM

fuck this the females get all the confessions

and by "females" I mean fucking khcadwal

6/14/2010 9:29:21 PM