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2/5/2010 1:49:37 PM

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Skwinkle: 0

2/5/2010 2:14:11 PM

If my call was important you would answer the fucking phone

2/5/2010 2:19:27 PM

ive been seriously pacing around all day

2/5/2010 2:19:53 PM

whyyy the pacing?

2/5/2010 2:21:42 PM

^^don't worry, Maury called. you are NOT the father.

2/5/2010 2:23:07 PM

lol

2/5/2010 2:27:50 PM

^^that has to be a relief for you seeing as you are married

2/5/2010 2:29:03 PM

married people can't have babies now?!

2/5/2010 2:30:54 PM

not unless she's married to saps

2/5/2010 2:32:26 PM

geez all these rules

2/5/2010 2:32:53 PM

hahahahaha you guys

2/5/2010 2:33:45 PM

it would be nice if I had SOME FUCKING MONEY!!!!

2/5/2010 2:34:26 PM

yeah, i have a little spending money but no fucking money. I guess i could transfer some over.

2/5/2010 2:35:22 PM

wait wait wait

who said anything about me and saps?

2/5/2010 2:35:30 PM

oh i've got some fucking money

2/5/2010 2:35:43 PM

i was insinuating that he was not the father of your baby......this isn't rocket science you dumb cunts

2/5/2010 2:36:18 PM

should i move some of my drinking money into my fucking money account?

2/5/2010 2:36:38 PM

2/5/2010 2:37:53 PM

HEY THAT CAN HAPPEN YOU BETTA KNOCK ON SOME WOOD

2/5/2010 2:38:33 PM

Fucking shit....every fucking thing requires god damn money! In order to get money to have to spend money. Everything is about making a god damn profit from people like me that can't afford to pay for all that shit we have to pay for.

Fuck all these selfish people that have to make a god damn buck off of everything. Fuck them I hope they burn in hell.

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 2:39 PM. Reason : ]

2/5/2010 2:38:40 PM

that doesnt even make sense

2/5/2010 2:39:44 PM

ok, transfer complete.

now this fucking money is burning a hole in my pocket!

2/5/2010 2:40:08 PM

lets get ta fucking!

2/5/2010 2:40:37 PM

spend money to make money? i'm soooo confused

in other news

HURRY UP EMU BOOTS THE WEATHER IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

2/5/2010 2:40:54 PM

^^^ hmmm i was gonna say something in response to that - but shit it was too lame to even post

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 2:41 PM. Reason : .]

2/5/2010 2:41:11 PM

^^i'm totally rocking mine right now

^

2/5/2010 2:41:58 PM

2/5/2010 2:42:27 PM

2/5/2010 2:42:41 PM

i'll get the sleezy hotel if you get the cheap wine and cigarettes

2/5/2010 2:43:57 PM

I have no god damn money at all...but some how I'm supposed to come up with $200 by the end of next week....if I don't I can't kiss a college degree good bye.

2/5/2010 2:45:40 PM

^^ shit - i won't drink cheap stuff

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 2:46 PM. Reason : .]

2/5/2010 2:45:45 PM

why is ER not on netflix instant watch

2/5/2010 2:45:55 PM

what a sad and pathetic excuse for a man.

2/5/2010 2:50:27 PM

spam emails crack me up:

Quote :

"Enjoy a prolonged but controllable rock-solid erection for up to 72 hours. Give your partner a one-way ticket to ecstasy-land."

[Edited on February 5, 2010 at 2:59 PM. Reason : lawl]

2/5/2010 2:58:44 PM

well im a lil more relaxed

now to find something to kill a few hours

2/5/2010 3:01:35 PM

damn, i love always winning and being the best

2/5/2010 3:01:50 PM

whoa

that's a sweet deal

if i cant get down to the party this weekend, a bar down the street is having $30 all the wings you can eat and all the yuengling you can drink

that aint bad

2/5/2010 3:02:42 PM

Quote :

"^^ shit - i won't drink cheap stuff "

ha! that's why i put you in charge

2/5/2010 3:02:46 PM

FUCKING 30 INCHES OF SNOW?!?!?!?!?

2/5/2010 3:02:52 PM

2/5/2010 3:03:20 PM

ikr

feels like we're luckin' out with 20"

shit's bananas this winter

dc's gettin' pounded


hehe pounded

2/5/2010 3:03:34 PM

holy shit!

2/5/2010 3:03:39 PM

yes, i'm going to get pounded

and not in a good way

2/5/2010 3:04:11 PM

hahaha, where is the out of context thread when i need it.

2/5/2010 3:04:48 PM

Quote :

"Main Entry: de·lu·sion Pronunciation: \di-'lü-zh?n, de-\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Late Latin delusion-, delusio, from deludere Date: 15th century 1 : the act of deluding : the state of being deluded 2 a : something that is falsely or delusively believed or propagated b : a persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary; also : the abnormal state marked by such beliefs — de·lu·sion·al \-'lüzh-n?l, -'lü-zh?-n?l\ adjective — de·lu·sion·ary \-zh?-?ner-e\ adjective "

2/5/2010 3:05:21 PM

I'm pretty sure that was intentional innuendo, therefore not out of context

2/5/2010 3:05:40 PM

Angus Barn tonight

probably should go easy when we are there since the doctor bills are rolling in, but fuck it, me and the wifey deserve a nice date night. thats what savings accounts are for anyway

2/5/2010 3:06:03 PM

^^don't ball bust me woman!

2/5/2010 3:06:35 PM

i just keeps it real

2/5/2010 3:07:03 PM