^^LOL, that was the wrong hand...

derr.....

6/4/2006 1:18:26 PM

Quote :

"Come on Albert. It should have been obvious after that play..."

should have been obvious he had pocket kings? tell me you would have folded those rockets post flop in that hand

6/4/2006 1:58:54 PM

The only way I'll limp with an AK is if it's down to 3 handed or heads up. That's just me though.

6/4/2006 2:00:53 PM

What did you put him on, AK?.

6/4/2006 2:34:51 PM

Quote :

"** Dealing Flop ** [ 4s, 3h, Ks ] synapse999 bets [$4]. Phun123 is all-In [$26.69] synapse999 is all-In [$17.10]"

theres the key.

6/4/2006 3:25:27 PM

You should stick to buying broken laptops. J/K

6/4/2006 4:25:56 PM

^^yep, thats a bet that makes me think I'm beat.

6/4/2006 4:34:35 PM

gahhhh

theres fwe things more frustrating that 6 tabling, having AA and KK on seperate tables,








(and spilling a coke in your lap and keyboard in the middle of the hands)

6/4/2006 4:38:23 PM

Quote :

"theres the key."

yeah i should have thought twice there.


yeah, i figured he had AK

6/4/2006 4:48:11 PM

I am in the UB 5K guarenteede rebuy tourney.

25 left, 20 pay. I am in 8th. if anyone wants to rail.

6/4/2006 6:03:59 PM

with P0ker H0 at my table.

6/4/2006 6:04:27 PM

nvrmd, PH was 24th...

6/4/2006 6:05:07 PM

FUCK...

Made a move with AQ and 99 called...... finished 22...

god, what a shitty feeling.

6/4/2006 6:09:01 PM

ouch top 20 paid

damn that sucks

6/4/2006 6:09:59 PM

I was BB, folds around to button. Raises to 5k. Might be a steal, might not, I thought that a huge reraise with AQ and I would take it down. I go all in over the top with AQ...


6k left after that, 77 v JJ.

6/4/2006 6:46:12 PM

Quote :

"I was BB, folds around to button. Raises to 5k. Might be a steal, might not, I thought that a huge reraise with AQ and I would take it down. I go all in over the top with AQ... "

standard bubble play, dont let the fact that it didnt work out force you to think it wasnt a good move.

keep it up, and plays like that will build stacks you need for nicie top 3 finishes.

6/4/2006 6:50:56 PM

thanks. it just sucks right now. but i wanted to go big and get top 10 for some real money, and I went... lol.

6/4/2006 6:59:57 PM

I don't usually post hands on here, but this one made me smile.

> smirnoffray posted small blind ($0.25)
> hckstr posted big blind ($0.50)
> Game # 817,998,206 starting.
> Dealing Hole Cards
> Buffalo77 folded
> milheiro called for $0.50
> Pistolpete4 folded
> Dazmon raised for $3
> david0603 called for $3
> kera folded
> Hulken87 folded
> Andee1998 folded
> smirnoffray folded
> hckstr folded
> milheiro called for $2.50
> Dealing the Flop(8§K§A©)
> milheiro checked
> Dazmon bet for $3.50
> david0603 called for $3.50
> milheiro, you have 10 seconds to respond
> milheiro folded
> Dealing the turn(3¨)
> Dazmon bet for $6.50
> david0603 went all-in for $44.80
> Dazmon went all-in for $15.95
> Extra chips returned to david0603, $22.35
> Dealing the river(4©)
> david0603 wins $58.65 with Three of a Kind, Kings

[Edited on June 4, 2006 at 7:21 PM. Reason : Stupid hand history. He had 8-8.]

6/4/2006 7:20:02 PM

what site is that from?

6/5/2006 12:54:04 AM

Another wild night at pokerroom..


This one's a three-parter. To begin the session I sit at this table and watch a guy preflop raise at least 10BB's 80% of the hands for the first two orbits I'm there. After overbetting every flop, the only hand he showed down in this period was Q10o where he flopped a straight and busted some poor guy.

UTG I get rockets..



Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #565,887,252
Table Safi, 4 Jun 2006 11:16 PM ET

Seat 1: JTstat [ AS,AH ] ($94.00 in chips)
Seat 2: BigPHawkins ($133.95 in chips)
Seat 3: kberger44 ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 5: yungterf88 ($316.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Sir Cheese ($101.60 in chips)
Seat 8: Choad SL ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 9: aepidevl14 ($74.65 in chips)
Seat 10: Mandurro ($54.40 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
aepidevl14 posts blind ($0.50), Mandurro posts blind ($1), kberger44 posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
JTstat calls $1, BigPHawkins folds, kberger44 checks, yungterf88 bets $16, Sir Cheese folds, Choad SL folds, aepidevl14 folds, Mandurro folds, JTstat bets $45, kberger44 folds, yungterf88 calls $30.

FLOP [board cards 5S,QH,3C ]
JTstat bets $48 and is all-in, yungterf88 calls $48.

TURN [board cards 5S,QH,3C,2D ]

RIVER [board cards 5S,QH,3C,2D,JD ]

SHOWDOWN
JTstat shows [ AS,AH ]
yungterf88 shows [ 3D,AD ]
JTstat wins $188.50.

SUMMARY
Dealer: Choad SL
Pot: $190.50 | Rake: $2
JTstat bets $94, collects $188.50, net $94.50
BigPHawkins loses $0
kberger44 loses $1
yungterf88 loses $94
Sir Cheese loses $0
Choad SL loses $0
aepidevl14 loses $0.50
Mandurro loses $1



Perfect. I limp raise for half my stack, then he calls my all in on the flop with bottom pair ace kicker.

Next hand, my BB..



Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #565,890,815
Table Safi, 4 Jun 2006 11:17 PM ET

Seat 1: JTstat [ 10S,JD ] ($188.50 in chips)
Seat 2: BigPHawkins ($133.95 in chips)
Seat 3: kberger44 ($99.00 in chips)
Seat 5: yungterf88 ($222.00 in chips)
Seat 6: Sir Cheese ($101.60 in chips)
Seat 7: nkylawdog ($76.70 in chips)
Seat 8: Choad SL ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 9: aepidevl14 ($74.15 in chips)
Seat 10: Mandurro ($53.40 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Mandurro posts blind ($0.50), JTstat posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
BigPHawkins calls $1, kberger44 folds, yungterf88 bets $50, Sir Cheese folds, nkylawdog folds, Choad SL folds, aepidevl14 folds, Mandurro folds, JTstat folds, BigPHawkins folds.

SHOWDOWN
yungterf88 wins $52.50.

SUMMARY
Dealer: aepidevl14
Pot: $52.50 | Rake: $0
JTstat loses $1
BigPHawkins loses $1
kberger44 loses $0
yungterf88 bets $50, collects $52.50, net $2.50
Sir Cheese loses $0
nkylawdog loses $0
Choad SL loses $0
aepidevl14 loses $0
Mandurro loses $0.50


I guess it's safe to say he's steaming. I think to myself gee wouldnt it be nice to get rockets again.

Hello SB, I instantly cream my shorts when the cards are dealt..



Texas Hold'em $1-$2 NL (real money), hand #565,892,776
Table Safi, 4 Jun 2006 11:18 PM ET

Seat 1: JTstat [ AC,AD ] ($187.50 in chips)
Seat 2: BigPHawkins ($132.95 in chips)
Seat 3: kberger44 ($99.00 in chips)
Seat 5: yungterf88 ($224.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Sir Cheese ($101.60 in chips)
Seat 7: nkylawdog ($76.70 in chips)
Seat 8: Choad SL ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 9: aepidevl14 ($74.15 in chips)
Seat 10: Mandurro ($52.90 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
JTstat posts blind ($0.50), BigPHawkins posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
kberger44 folds, yungterf88 folds, Sir Cheese folds, nkylawdog calls $1, Choad SL folds, aepidevl14 bets $5, Mandurro folds, JTstat bets $14.50, BigPHawkins folds, nkylawdog folds, aepidevl14 folds.

SHOWDOWN
JTstat wins $22.

SUMMARY
Dealer: Mandurro
Pot: $22 | Rake: $0
JTstat bets $15, collects $22, net $7
BigPHawkins loses $1
kberger44 loses $0
yungterf88 loses $0
Sir Cheese loses $0
nkylawdog loses $1
Choad SL loses $0
aepidevl14 loses $5
Mandurro loses $0



And the fucker folds for the first time in my presence, in fact it was one of only a few times he failed to raise at least 10BB's during the two orbits I had been at the table. That would have been the easiest $300 ever had that second pair of rockets come the hand before, how dissappointing.

Oh well, he busts that last $200 like 5 hands later before I get anything else to play with. That was fun.





[Edited on June 5, 2006 at 5:18 AM. Reason : .]

6/5/2006 5:16:33 AM

Quote :

"what site is that from?"

PokerTime Poker

Just doing some bonus whoring. I didn't really like the site, but I got $50 from another site for playing 250 hands and made about $90 from poker profit.

6/5/2006 7:35:33 AM

so im 6 tabling this horrible european site, but im clearing a 600 euro bonus at about 50 euros an hour.

all at the exact same time this happens.

ive got 2 6 handed limit tables going
2 10 handed limit tables
2 E100 no limit tables going

1: AhJh at a 6 handed limit
2: T9o in the bb of a 10 handed
3: KK OTB of a 6 handed limit
4: 8h6h in the SB of a 10 handed limit table.

1: flop comes As Jc 4h
2: flop comes 678 rainbow
3: J 5 3 rainbow
4: 8 6 2

1: caps flop hu
2: caps flop 3 way
3: caps hu vs the hijack
4: caps in a blind battle

1: turn a 7, i check call
2: turn a 3 caps hu now
3: turn a like 8 or something, i check call
4: T, caps hu.

1: river a brick, i check call
2: river is another 8, i check call
3: river another brick, i check call
4: river a K i bet, call the raise.

1: lost to AA
2: lost to set of sevens filling up on the river.
3: lost to set of jacks
4: lost to K8o.


BREAK TIME.

6/5/2006 3:17:52 PM

DAMN

6/5/2006 8:19:35 PM

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK nothing like being a 70% favorite in a three way allin preflop hand and losing completely

Hand Details
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Hand Actions
Player Action Action Data Timestamp
jabbad69 Set dealer/Bring in spot 3 23:17:38
yankeejack Ante/Small blind $ 10.00 23:17:38
HFNMIKE Big blind/Bring in $ 20.00 23:17:38
RicoSuave Card dealt to a spot 23:17:38
DrMario Card dealt to a spot K K 23:17:38
jabbad69 Card dealt to a spot K 2 23:17:38
yankeejack Card dealt to a spot 23:17:38
HFNMIKE Card dealt to a spot Q Q 23:17:38
RicoSuave Call $ 20.00 23:17:44
DrMario Raise $ 120.00 23:17:48
jabbad69 All-in $ 820.00 23:17:50
yankeejack Fold $ 10.00 23:17:54
HFNMIKE All-in $ 1,050.00 23:18:04
RicoSuave Fold $ 20.00 23:18:05
DrMario Call $ 950.00 23:18:12
Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00
Side pot 3 = $2,490.00
Side pot 6 = $500.00 23:18:14
Card dealt to table A 2 2 23:18:14
Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00
Side pot 3 = $2,490.00
Side pot 6 = $500.00 23:18:16
Card dealt to table 5 23:18:16
Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00
Side pot 3 = $2,490.00
Side pot 6 = $500.00 23:18:18
Card dealt to table Q 23:18:18
Betting round completed Last active pot = $0.00
Side pot 3 = $2,490.00
Side pot 6 = $500.00 23:18:20
HFNMIKE Showdown Show card: Full House
Q Q Q 2 2 23:18:20
DrMario Showdown Show card: Two Pair
K K 2 2 A 23:18:20
jabbad69 Showdown Show card: Three of a Kind
2 2 2 A K 23:18:20
HFNMIKE Hand result $ 2,990.00 23:18:20


first to last in a 6 player sng jesus christ

6/5/2006 11:23:42 PM

pokenum -h jd td - jc jh -- 9d 8d 3c
Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 3c 9d 8d
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Jd Td 537 54.24 435 43.94 18 1.82 0.552
Jc Jh 435 43.94 537 54.24 18 1.82 0.448


Just as strong as a made hand.

[Edited on June 6, 2006 at 12:01 PM. Reason : s]

6/6/2006 12:01:07 PM

^

Not really a made hand but definitely stronger than a pair. Knowing the odds of that tricky hand now I definitly may have made the same play you made in a heads up pot but not 3 people to act behind me. Except I hate to generally risk a lot of money on an unsure thing. I had enough information to say it was at least even money, although I was technically losing off the flop. I make that same play of pot betting when I have a set in the button a lot of occasions and I did on two occasions last night. Making that play against me when that is the case I'm definitly not laying it down.

Was a really good play you made though when you consider there was folding equity. You where probably getting 3 to 1 when you consider that.

[Edited on June 6, 2006 at 1:55 PM. Reason : a]

6/6/2006 1:53:33 PM

deep in the stars $5 Rebuy and the $20 PLO deepstack...come holler at me

6/6/2006 11:59:56 PM

PokerStars Game #5177527837: Tournament #25837766, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXII (20000/40000) - 2006/06/07 - 00:30:57 (ET)
Table '25837766 8' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Ferrari God (1500668 in chips)
Seat 3: Ferbrana (1649844 in chips)
Seat 5: Kurtiiii (590120 in chips)
Seat 6: 41322314 (760376 in chips)
Seat 7: Ontboy (337381 in chips)
Seat 8: firedoggie (1245817 in chips)
Seat 9: kensmoe8 (605184 in chips)
Ferrari God: posts the ante 2000
Ferbrana: posts the ante 2000
Kurtiiii: posts the ante 2000
41322314: posts the ante 2000
Ontboy: posts the ante 2000
firedoggie: posts the ante 2000
kensmoe8: posts the ante 2000
Ferrari God: posts small blind 20000
Ferbrana: posts big blind 40000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kensmoe8 [Qh As]
Kurtiiii: folds
41322314: folds
Ontboy: folds
firedoggie: folds
kensmoe8: raises 563184 to 603184 and is all-in
Ferrari God: raises 895484 to 1498668 and is all-in
Ferbrana: folds
*** FLOP *** [7d 3d Jh]
*** TURN *** [7d 3d Jh] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [7d 3d Jh 2c] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Ferrari God: shows [Ad Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
kensmoe8: shows [Qh As] (high card Ace)
Ferrari God collected 1260368 from pot
Ferrari God said, "sorry"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1260368 | Rake 0
Board [7d 3d Jh 2c 4s]
Seat 1: Ferrari God (small blind) showed [Ad Jd] and won (1260368) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: Ferbrana (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Kurtiiii folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: 41322314 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Ontboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: firedoggie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: kensmoe8 (button) showed [Qh As] and lost with high card Ace

Fuck...gg me 14th place

6/7/2006 12:33:13 AM

goddamnit.

6/7/2006 1:37:57 AM

4th in plo deepstack after 7.5 hrs...time for bed

6/7/2006 1:42:39 AM

won a live $30 rebuy tonight, and somehow managed to still be down $300 on the night.

i rule.

6/7/2006 1:49:11 AM

ahahaaha


http://myspace.com/pokersheik

6/7/2006 4:45:16 AM

Wings at the game tonight. My place is the place to be. Be there at 8.

Boston Jay is coming tonight

[Edited on June 7, 2006 at 3:42 PM. Reason : Boston Jay deserves an edit]

6/7/2006 3:38:13 PM

I didn't know whether to be proud of myself here or not since I never found out his hand, but I think folding here was correct, as I finished in 3rd (would've been chip leader heads up if not for a bad beat). I realize this is only a 5 dollar SNG, but this is all I can afford to play at this point. I put him on AQ, which was probably giving him too much credit.

PokerStars Game #5186311453: Tournament #26092184, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/06/07 - 22:55:40 (ET)
Table '26092184 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: tomloes (2930 in chips)
Seat 5: rebuyer (2810 in chips)
Seat 6: foose427 (4570 in chips)
Seat 8: UC OPS (3190 in chips)
tomloes: posts small blind 50
rebuyer: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tomloes [Ks Kc]
foose427: folds
UC OPS: folds
tomloes: raises 200 to 300
rebuyer: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [8s Qh 2s]
tomloes: bets 300
rebuyer: calls 300
*** TURN *** [8s Qh 2s] [As]
tomloes: bets 450
rebuyer: raises 1760 to 2210 and is all-in
tomloes: folds
rebuyer collected 2100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2100 | Rake 0
Board [8s Qh 2s As]
Seat 1: tomloes (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: rebuyer (big blind) collected (2100)
Seat 6: foose427 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: UC OPS (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

6/7/2006 11:13:28 PM

he probably had you beat on the turn so you made the correct move to fold. I don't really like the 300 into 650pot on the flop. and your 450 into the 1050 looks like you might be scared of the A so he could have just been making a play on you (which i doubt because its only a $5).

6/8/2006 8:32:44 AM

half of arizona is a big indian reservation so i went to a casino out here looking for poker. nope, only blackjack and slots. they didnt even have roulette

i assumed it was like NC and they werent allowed to have cool games. turns out i just went to the ghetto indian reservation

the other day i saw a commercial where they were playing poker and having a good time, and the dude was like OMG VEGAS RULZ!!! then the other guy was like BUT UR IN TUCSON LOL!!!1

http://www.casinodelsol.com is right down the street

im excited about checking it out, but i gotta wait till i can afford to lose money

6/9/2006 12:06:08 PM

i heard casino arizona or something like that spread poker.

6/9/2006 5:09:22 PM

Holy shit I just went on mega-tilt.. this fucking euro site drives me insane..


This hand was right after I lost a big one to some shithead that hit his gutshot for the ass end of a straight:


Game # 350950301 - Texas Hold'em No Limit EUR 1/2 - Table "Porto"

Players(max 8):
floppy2 (EUR 536.25 in seat 1)
+hocer+ (EUR 315.34 in seat 2)
-Ibrah- (EUR 100.00 in seat 3)
Kullgren (EUR 7.00 in seat 4)
adapalenum (EUR 205.30 in seat 5)
slipnuts (EUR 228.15 in seat 6)
density156 (EUR 201.60 in seat 7)

Dealer: floppy2
Small Blind: +hocer+ (1.00)
Big Blind: -Ibrah- (2.00)

slipnuts was dealt: Kc - 3c

Kullgren Fold
adapalenum Fold
slipnuts Raise (6.00)
density156 Fold
floppy2 Fold
+hocer+ Fold
-Ibrah- Call (4.00)

Flop 7h - As - 9h

-Ibrah- Check
slipnuts Bet (10.00)
-Ibrah- Call (10.00)

Turn 7h - As - 9h - 6h

-Ibrah- Check
slipnuts Check

River 7h - As - 9h - 6h - 8h

-Ibrah- Bet (22.00)
slipnuts Raise (85.00)
-Ibrah- Fold
slipnuts Payback (63.00)

slipnuts didn't show hand

slipnuts wins: EUR 74.00
Rake: EUR 1.35



I don't think I've ever quite tarded it up like that. You're probably thinking this is not very significant, you've seen lots of players do crazy plays like this online. It's just that I have grinded out a living playing poker for 2 years now playing tight as a 12 year old, and in my ~200k hands in poker tracker you will never see another instance of maniacal play like this. It just speaks to the insane level of tilt I was experiencing at this particular moment, when I made the all-in bet I immediately started looking around the room for something throw for when he calls.

I should have immediately cut myself off after this hand, but I played a couple more orbits. Not only did my mega-tilt hand miraculously work out, it set him up for this next real hand:



Game # 350953642 - Texas Hold'em No Limit EUR 1/2 - Table "Porto"

Players(max 8):
floppy2 (EUR 529.25 in seat 1)
+hocer+ (EUR 323.39 in seat 2)
-Ibrah- (EUR 100.00 in seat 3)
adapalenum (EUR 197.30 in seat 5)
slipnuts (EUR 269.35 in seat 6)
density156 (EUR 207.90 in seat 7)

Dealer: floppy2
Small Blind: +hocer+ (1.00)
Big Blind: -Ibrah- (2.00)

slipnuts was dealt: Ks - Kd

adapalenum Fold
slipnuts Raise (7.00)
density156 Fold
floppy2 Fold
+hocer+ Fold
-Ibrah- Call (5.00)

Flop Qs - 2s - Ts

-Ibrah- Check
slipnuts Bet (10.00)
-Ibrah- Call (10.00)

Turn Qs - 2s - Ts - As

-Ibrah- Check
slipnuts Check

River Qs - 2s - Ts - As - 9h

-Ibrah- Bet (35.00)
slipnuts Raise (85.00)
-Ibrah- All-In (48.00)
slipnuts Payback (2.00)

slipnuts shows: Ks - Kd (a flush, ace high)
-Ibrah- shows: Js - Jd (a flush, ace and queen high)

slipnuts wins: EUR 198.00 (with a flush, ace high)
Rake: EUR 1.25




Not to say that it wouldn't have worked out that way without the previous hand, but it couldn't have hurt. All's well that ends well, though I'm still down almost E100 for the afternoon. It would have been A LOT worse if he hadnt folded to my Kc3c.









[Edited on June 9, 2006 at 7:08 PM. Reason : is shithead one word?]

6/9/2006 7:06:21 PM

One.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=shithead

6/9/2006 10:42:08 PM

GiZZ just won a 7800 euro bad beat jackpot.

6/11/2006 1:30:23 PM

^ how do those things work? is a bad beat constituted as quads over quads or better? just wonderin

6/11/2006 1:48:23 PM

Varies by site, but yeah usually. Most of the time you have to use both cards in your hand so if the board is AAAA2 someone doesn't win the bad beat jackpot. Sometimes the pot has to be minimum size as well for certain jackpots. Do you have a ss of it Ben?

6/11/2006 2:26:55 PM

its not letting me copy the HH fromt he website


GIST:

somedude with AK,
GiZZ with QQ.

3 bet pre flop

flop AAA

check check

turn Q

gizz bets, guy calls

river Q

capped on the river

quad aces vs quad queens.

gizz wins 7742.36E
other guy gets 4074.93E
everyone at the table gets 407E

6/11/2006 2:39:59 PM

nice

6/11/2006 2:59:25 PM

Capped on the river? WTF did Jizz think he had?

(This was really David.... I need to log out when I leave)

[Edited on June 11, 2006 at 5:19 PM. Reason : .]

6/11/2006 5:03:13 PM

actually its the proper play.

if he does have the ace then they all win the jackpot and any additional bets don't really matter.

he could also be holding any other hand and just capping because he's a stupid european and expects to split the pot.

its definitely a +EV play.

[Edited on June 11, 2006 at 5:09 PM. Reason : i suppose if the other guy didn't hold AK it wouldn't have qualified?]

6/11/2006 5:07:31 PM

any ace.

6/11/2006 5:26:17 PM

well if it was AJ, then he doesn't use both hole cards for the hand, some sites don't let that qualify

6/11/2006 5:28:27 PM

Yeah, that is exactly what I was thinking.

6/11/2006 5:58:48 PM

oO

nice catch, wasnt thinking about that

[Edited on June 11, 2006 at 6:00 PM. Reason : e]

6/11/2006 5:59:55 PM