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6/14/2010 11:39:08 PM

Plz to send me confessions.

I have been doing my part as far as sending. Reward me, motherfuckers!

6/14/2010 11:45:11 PM

Quote :

"I have declined sex on numerous occasions only to go home and masturbate. I prefer receiving oral sex to vaginal sex. Also, I love eating pussy. I regularly fantasize about being smothered by a wet pussy pressed against my face. "

Quote :

"I have been married for 10 years. I'm 32 years old. I receive blowjobs from other women more often than I do from my wife. "

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 11:50 PM. Reason : moar]

6/14/2010 11:50:31 PM

I'll take confessions I reckon. I don't really have anything to confess that I would feel comfortable confessing to anyone right now.

6/14/2010 11:54:22 PM

Quote :

"Your body type is the body type I seek in a woman. Sexy and curvy"

that got a huge awwwwwwwww out of me.

6/14/2010 11:58:01 PM

those are the best confessions. When someone ends up complementing you

6/14/2010 11:59:09 PM

Quote :

"The last chick I was sleeping with used to come over all the time when she got off of work, really late, like 4 am. I loved it that she went commando almost all the time and was ready for sex whenever I was. The first night we hung out, we ended up watching the sun come up in the park overlooking the water. She had her head in my lap and her mouth on my cock, through my jeans while I had my hand down her pants and fingers in her pussy. Then we went the place that she had just moved out of, she still had the key, and we planned on getting some sleep. That didn't happen."

HEY NOW!! w00t!

6/14/2010 11:59:47 PM

ATTN: billytalent

fake confessions are fake

6/14/2010 11:59:48 PM

i haven't posted any fake confessions here

i could easily prove it but i will not violate TWW's trust

6/15/2010 12:00:39 AM

I want a confession that compliments me

6/15/2010 12:00:59 AM

I mean it clearly makes no sense that several women would confess to you when you didn't even ask for any confessions

6/15/2010 12:01:31 AM

BubbleBobble,

some people don't have to advertise

i'm always open for confessions

6/15/2010 12:02:09 AM

fuck billytalent's PMs

6/15/2010 12:03:26 AM

bitterness and jealousy ITT

lol

6/15/2010 12:04:11 AM

^^ jealousy doesn't look good on you

[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 12:04 AM. Reason : s]

6/15/2010 12:04:16 AM

LOL

6/15/2010 12:04:53 AM

i thought you loved me

6/15/2010 12:05:53 AM

LOL

6/15/2010 12:06:32 AM

oh and ambrosia

try becoming complimentable

perhaps then you might get some fucking compliments you fucking dragon

6/15/2010 12:07:12 AM

^I was getting ready to send you a confession, but you're being in a mean mood so I don't think I can do it anymore.

6/15/2010 12:07:44 AM

lol

6/15/2010 12:08:28 AM

See, you should always try to be nice, you never know when someone is getting ready to do something nice to you and then change their mind cause they saw you being mean!

6/15/2010 12:09:12 AM

lol I think I'll get over it

6/15/2010 12:09:39 AM

Quote :

"The last chick I was sleeping with used to come over all the time when she got off of work, really late, like 4 am. I loved it that she went commando almost all the time and was ready for sex whenever I was. The first night we hung out, we ended up watching the sun come up in the park overlooking the water. She had her head in my lap and her mouth on my cock, through my jeans while I had my hand down her pants and fingers in her pussy. Then we went the place that she had just moved out of, she still had the key, and we planned on getting some sleep. That didn't happen. CONFESSSION CONTINUED: We fucked like rabbits that night at her old place. And for 4 of the following 5 next nights there also. She would sext me from work and we would meet up and go for long drives. She would take her pants off and we would play with each other while I was driving. Road head galore. Sometimes we would pull over and fuck, sometimes we would just fuck while I was driving and sometimes we'd just tease each other. "

Whoa...there was more to that confession I previously posted.

6/15/2010 12:12:06 AM

Quote :

"i masturbated to the scene in Sideways when the chubby waitress is getting fucked by her husband after stealing Lowell from Wings' wallet"

add to the list of movies I should watch this summer

6/15/2010 12:12:14 AM

god ok seriously all these are is sex confessions

whoopedy big god damn deal

6/15/2010 12:13:23 AM

Quote :

"since you have sent me so many of course this is so typical that i'm sending this to you but whatever you asked for confessions confession: buttsecks is my favorite kind of sex "

I love you folks.
So much

6/15/2010 12:14:45 AM

you sound frustrated BB

6/15/2010 12:15:01 AM

I'm just glad I'm not getting these retarded confessions

GOOD FUCKING NIGHT STUPID THREAD

6/15/2010 12:15:22 AM

Quote :

"And to add to that: We went to watch a movie and ended up fucking in Crossroads 20. There were two other people in there, but they were way down at the middle right side. That happened a couple of times. "

6/15/2010 12:15:42 AM

Well shit.

6/15/2010 12:16:23 AM

Quote :

"fucking magnets. how do they work?"

6/15/2010 12:17:32 AM

People, keep with the sex confessions, even if they're not to me.

I'm trying to kill just a LITTLE more time

Quote :

"and my sexual fantasy is a DP threesome. well that is one of them anyway. "

Good god. When it rains, it pours.

Quote :

"I just met a new guy and I am doing everything in my power not to have sex with him too soon and it is one of the hardest things for me to do. "

[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 12:22 AM. Reason : uno mas]

6/15/2010 12:20:01 AM

YESSSS i got one!!

i love how the last few pages of this thread are all sexual confessions. it is fantastic

Quote :

"I routinely fuck WAY out of my league. I am proud of this, and know better than to attempt to figure out why I can do this. "

and another

Quote :

"I, too, have fucked way out of my league. It's cool until they act like they don't know you the next day. "

[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 12:30 AM. Reason : .]

6/15/2010 12:24:16 AM

I, too, include a smiley with my confession

6/15/2010 12:34:01 AM

Quote :

"There is a freshman that just started working for our group as an intern, and he's basically been assigned to do whatever I tell him to. Every time he comes in my office to talk or ask for something to do, I immediately think about how fucking hot it would be if we did it on my desk. Recently, it seems like he has been making up reasons to come talk to me... and when he does, he stays in my office for a very long time. Before the summer is over, we're totally going to fuck. I don't care how. "

6/15/2010 12:34:31 AM

oh look

another sex confession

didn't see that one coming

6/15/2010 12:36:01 AM

BB hates sex ITT

oh, and thats hot ^^

[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

6/15/2010 12:37:07 AM

ok I will take hot sexy confessions now.

6/15/2010 12:38:13 AM

^

6/15/2010 1:20:15 AM

Quote :

"I may have been raped at this party I went to a year ago. I just remember waking up on a couch in a stranger's house and my asshole being sore and it felt like it was torn. I hope he was hot as fuck."

Either that's a joke or

6/15/2010 2:53:29 AM

Quote :

"I really want my girlfriend to either dominate me or beg to be dominated it's a thing I'm going through right now. "

6/15/2010 7:37:35 AM

Quote :

"so, i made a thread some time ago... i figured it'd be destined for failure like all my other threads. like a phoenix from the ashes, however, it has risen to become a beacon of hope for all who encounter it. i think it might get to 100 pages tonight. HOW THE FUCK DO WE POSED TO KEEP PEACE?"

you are so cute!

Quote :

"The beach body thread in he lounge? I'm a creeper. I look at it for the pictures And now to the meat of the confession: I've never even found theduke neutrally attractive. Then I saw the pictures he put in that thread recently ...uhm. No, thank you.. "

I find theduke very attractive. preferences. We all have them.

6/15/2010 8:59:54 AM

Quote :

"the confessions thread has started conversations that have improved the life of the other person. This makes me want to cry, it's such a good thing. "

I agree. I love that it encourages people to talk to people they wouldn't otherwise and helps you find things you have in common or learn how awesome some of the people on here are

6/15/2010 9:11:19 AM

i too love the conversations started because of the confessions in this thread!

6/15/2010 10:11:15 AM

Quote :

"I've been listening to this song a lot lately and I hate that it gets stuck in my head, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfsZyYPLoI"

6/15/2010 10:13:38 AM

I'll take confessions.

6/15/2010 11:04:06 AM

i'll take some, too

6/15/2010 12:05:14 PM

Quote :

"late night tipsy trips to walmart are not a good thing for the pocketbook I woke up with an arm full of silly bandz"

6/15/2010 12:48:24 PM

and midday confessions for me?

6/15/2010 12:53:09 PM