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2/9/2010 10:21:37 PM

Quote :

"The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper."

2/9/2010 10:23:40 PM

I wanna do it and the bf is watching Shark Tank

2/9/2010 10:37:43 PM

sounds like a problem

if he's already starting that.......

2/9/2010 10:39:14 PM

I guess it should be known I never voiced the desire but I mean why else would I come over at 10 pm?!?!

2/9/2010 10:41:24 PM

To give him a massage.

2/9/2010 10:42:48 PM

get nekkid and just watch him from afar

2/9/2010 10:43:54 PM

Another beer and I should be able to sleep. If I don't drink myself to sleep I'll end up like my boss: Shaking, exhausted, tired, unable to focus on any given day, and constantly going from place to place trying to get everything done.

2/9/2010 10:44:18 PM

Actually, he prob does think it's for that

men

2/9/2010 10:44:45 PM

. . . do you work for me?

[Edited on February 9, 2010 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ^^]

2/9/2010 10:44:46 PM

Ask him nicely to do you after his show is over

2/9/2010 10:45:10 PM

You should put your boobs in his face.

2/9/2010 10:45:13 PM

or, pull out his junk, grasp it firmly, and while looking directly in his eye... shout... DO ME, FAGGOT!


post results here

[Edited on February 9, 2010 at 10:49 PM. Reason : make this face: ]

2/9/2010 10:47:50 PM

I have tired ^ and failed

2/9/2010 10:49:09 PM

I am shameless

2/9/2010 10:49:47 PM

Quote :

"Actually, he prob does think it's for that men "

He's not a goddamn dildo. If you want to get your freak on go to priscilla's and buy yourself a rabbit vibrator.

He's hardly being selfish by watching a TV show when you don't even hint at the fact that you want him to pee in your butt.

2/9/2010 10:49:59 PM

ahahaha....ahahahah it never ends with me.

2/9/2010 11:01:36 PM

to add to the 28" of snow already down, 5" already tonight since 7pm, and yet, my work update line says things are on track for being on time tomorrow.


fuck this shit

[Edited on February 9, 2010 at 11:09 PM. Reason : no letup in sight for another 24 hours]

2/9/2010 11:08:09 PM

just got off the phone



what a weird-ass conversation

2/9/2010 11:09:35 PM

Dr. Octagon is one strange motherfucker

2/9/2010 11:24:30 PM

idk how i've had that animal collective ep for like, months and months, and never gave it a spin.

could be my favorite release of theirs

2/9/2010 11:25:18 PM

depression and anxiety are class A motherfuckers.

2/9/2010 11:26:46 PM

Quote :

"OMG I have no clue what kind of car I should buy."

a yaris

2/9/2010 11:28:55 PM

PRIUS!

2/9/2010 11:32:46 PM

Quote :

"depression and anxiety are class A motherfuckers."

isn't that the goddamn truth

2/9/2010 11:33:23 PM

I wish I could have made it to the Galactic show tonight :-/

2/9/2010 11:46:59 PM

Quote :

"**************** and robert have a 'coon up in their tree!"

I really hope they mean a racoon.

2/9/2010 11:47:43 PM

heard some of the recent galactic sets and they've been tearing shit up

2/9/2010 11:48:03 PM

2/9/2010 11:48:33 PM

alice in wonderland in 3-D.......

2/9/2010 11:58:46 PM

yeah i wanna get a head full of fun and go see it in imax 3d

2/10/2010 12:01:15 AM

^this

2/10/2010 12:01:59 AM

Johnny Depp in 3D


Also. I hate it when I drop my iPod on my face.

2/10/2010 12:03:51 AM

nippleless cage

2/10/2010 12:04:06 AM

^ how ya feelin?

2/10/2010 12:05:25 AM

a LOT better


beers may have helped

2/10/2010 12:07:36 AM

myyyyy SELF /stone sour

2/10/2010 12:08:04 AM

stead of chicken noodle soup huh?

2/10/2010 12:08:44 AM

head full of fun?


............

2/10/2010 12:08:50 AM

ya i couldnt find any soup

2/10/2010 12:09:09 AM

extra hot beaver

2/10/2010 12:09:14 AM

Quote :

""depression and anxiety are class A motherfuckers.""

Jesus H. Christ it must be something in the water. Everyone's dealing with this tonight.

2/10/2010 12:10:01 AM

<sub>Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18"

"If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years .... then we met.

Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

Sign in pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

I see your IQ test results were negative.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.</sub>

2/10/2010 12:10:44 AM

i hate it when a doorbell rings on the TV, dogs go nuts

2/10/2010 12:15:32 AM

its why i cant let mac watch dogs on tv

she hears the barking and goes and wont stop looking behind the tv

2/10/2010 12:16:50 AM

haha, mine dont care about dogs the tv but it would be pretty cute if they looked behind the tv

2/10/2010 12:22:32 AM

Kevin Durant has won me over 15000 dollars since January 1st alone

To say I have a man crush wouldn't do it justice

2/10/2010 12:23:33 AM

don't people know they are not supposed to hit on me?

2/10/2010 12:24:25 AM

15k?

man i like ya, and hell i respect ya... but that wreaks of BS.

2/10/2010 12:24:54 AM

why would I lie

2/10/2010 12:25:20 AM