p991

7/18/2006 7:34:41 PM

what to cook for dinnah

at this rate well be at 1000 by thursday morning.

7/18/2006 7:41:53 PM

Fuck, I'm not hungry but I need to eat. Time for a liquid dinner

7/18/2006 7:43:41 PM

I smell like a dude! I had to use boy shaving gel!

7/18/2006 8:06:16 PM

sexsexsexsexsexsexsex

7/18/2006 8:47:06 PM

Quote :

"Fuck, I'm not hungry but I need to eat. Time for a liquid dinner"

Good choice. I bought a small fry and 5 piece nuggets from Wendy's and couldn't get it down.

That and I haven't eaten a meal since Sat. afternoon.

7/18/2006 8:49:24 PM

Hooray for headies!

I might get to eat finally!

7/18/2006 9:48:30 PM

desperate times do not yet call for desperate measures

7/18/2006 11:42:58 PM

I got an apartment w/o a cosigner.. wooooohooooo

7/19/2006 1:38:20 AM

angylii85

7/19/2006 1:39:09 AM

huh

7/19/2006 1:39:32 AM

I was just saying that I was thinking about you

7/19/2006 1:40:19 AM

carson daily sucks, hard.

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 1:42 AM. Reason : just like the guy in the video]

7/19/2006 1:41:31 AM

^^oh... gee thanx

7/19/2006 1:42:24 AM

god i fucking wish humans didnt have to sleep

7/19/2006 1:49:36 AM

7/19/2006 1:50:43 AM

lol i have no idea what <img src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e355/EMCEI/3d84b970.gif" onload="for(var t=0;t<document.getElementsByTagName('B').length;t++){b=document.getElementsByTagName('B')[t].firstChild;b.nodeValue=b.nodeValue.replace('drunknloaded','Delicioussssth');}"> does

7/19/2006 1:51:56 AM

*yawn* i think a nap is a must in a few hours

7/19/2006 5:25:11 AM

whoohoo! Snowboarding all day, in freaking July.

Ten days.

7/19/2006 6:35:25 AM

yep...i'm half asleep...almost got off on the wrong floor

7/19/2006 8:33:25 AM

I long for a bungalow. Well, mainly just my bed.

7/19/2006 8:53:18 AM

i wish i could get back in bed, pull the covers over my head and stay there all day.

7/19/2006 8:55:03 AM

time to check on the storm

7/19/2006 9:08:33 AM

Overheard at the Beach is my new favorite...here's some gems

Quote :

"Guy #1: So I think I'm going to ask Catherine* to marry me next weekend. Guy #2: Where you going to get married? Guy #1: Does a man who's about to jump off a building worry about where they'll bury the body?"

Quote :

"Girl #1: And so I told him, "You don't really look Tom Brady." And he was like, "Yeah, I'm hotter than he is." Yeah, this is why I don't usually listen to him talk. Girl #2: Oh, I know. He's retarded, but he's such a nice piece of ass. Girl #1: Definitely. But I'd still take Tom Brady any day, right? Girl #2: Wait, didn't they replace him? Girl #1: He's one of their best players! Why would they do that? Girl #2: The news anchor? Who are you talking about? Girl #1: You mean Tom Brokaw? Girl #2: Oh. Who's Tom Brady?"

Quote :

"Woman #1: I don't mind sand in my bathing suit or sand up my butt, but I don't want sand in my mouth! Woman #2: Really? Woman #1: Yup! Woman #2: Well, I guess that makes sense. There are a lot of things I would rather have in my butt than in my mouth."

Quote :

"Crabby mom, to sugared-up 5 year old: Fine! Tell your daddy I said you were shark bait. Just please sit down or I swear to God you will be!"

Quote :

"Beach-goer: Holy shit! Is that a squirrel in your panties?!"

Quote :

"Cute toddler, to friends: Whoever has a dog, raise your hand...So I can murder it!"

7/19/2006 9:14:59 AM

ugh.........i really don't like the idea of them moving to raleigh

well not them

just her

7/19/2006 9:26:58 AM

that I am jealous of my dog. I take the day off so I can sleep in, and still get up at 7a.m.



[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 9:47 AM. Reason : ag]

7/19/2006 9:46:54 AM

i smell gas...or whatever it is it's making me light headed

7/19/2006 10:05:39 AM

very happy about beryl's path

7/19/2006 10:38:29 AM

ummm I am hungry... like always.. you'd think I never eat

7/19/2006 10:51:02 AM

I can relax for another 25 mins or so, then I need to go meet mom and eat lunch so I can go to spartanburg later on.

7/19/2006 11:01:00 AM

time to run

7/19/2006 11:01:45 AM

i wish i didnt have anything to do today

7/19/2006 11:04:56 AM

^^ r u kidding me?! you will pass the f out

GAH those f'ers popped popcorn... gah i am hungry... i am gonna melt away... i bet in the past three days i have lost like 5 pounds... thats a lot for a little girl

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 11:05 AM. Reason : dfgh]

7/19/2006 11:05:06 AM

OH I GOT SOMETHING THAT WEIGHTS 5 POUNDS THAT I'LL GIVE YA

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 11:06 AM. Reason : A]

7/19/2006 11:06:07 AM

gah?

7/19/2006 11:07:06 AM

well you can't say the Lords name in vain and I was tryin to avoid it

i know you can pick on me for thinkin that way

7/19/2006 11:11:22 AM

don't be fooled...this is not sabrina



but i think they could be from the same damn litter...WOW!

7/19/2006 11:16:58 AM

overestimating a bit aren't we?^^^^

[Edited on July 19, 2006 at 11:17 AM. Reason : hey LK]

7/19/2006 11:17:34 AM

hell no...
haven't you seen the sling i have to wear?

7/19/2006 11:20:32 AM

i thought that was for your arm?

wait... nothing is wrong with your arm?

7/19/2006 11:23:27 AM

fourty-four fours, motherfucker I'm nice

7/19/2006 11:34:44 AM

Where the fuck is my packing tape! I can't pack without it!!!

7/19/2006 12:06:07 PM

Did I take it a little too easy or put it on too strong?

7/19/2006 12:11:18 PM

I should get lunch...

7/19/2006 12:12:10 PM

I'm sad today...I think I'll go do something productive or do nothing at all.

7/19/2006 12:23:20 PM

THE NOOZLES

7/19/2006 12:24:35 PM

still missing you

7/19/2006 12:25:25 PM

Time for work

7/19/2006 12:27:00 PM

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex


seriously

sex

7/19/2006 12:49:51 PM

today

7/19/2006 12:50:18 PM