someone shoot me through the throat, please
It'll feel better.

2/12/2010 11:16:11 AM

NEIN NEIN NEIN PUNKT NULL-ZWEI! SCHEISSE!

2/12/2010 11:16:14 AM

sexpencil edited

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2/12/2010 11:16:21 AM

fucking flood control

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2/12/2010 11:16:28 AM

2/12/2010 11:16:31 AM

shit...i thought this spa gift card was for a completely different spa. so the one it is for doesn't offer this service at all. *grrrrr*

first world problem

2/12/2010 11:18:55 AM

Time to go make $

2/12/2010 11:21:38 AM

this thread is almost at 1000 pages

I'm indifferent about going to this damn UNC alumni basketball game, but hopefully I'll get laid as a result. Who am I kidding? I'll definitely get laid as a result.

I want this townhouse like whoa, but do I really want to grow up? negative.

2/12/2010 11:21:58 AM

I want to go to work tonight, but I haven't even been up an hour yet and am ready for a nap

2/12/2010 11:25:06 AM

yay calling for 1-3 inches of snow...that means we will get a few wet flakes mixed in with the rain!

2/12/2010 11:32:08 AM

Hope the roads in wise, va are decent.

2/12/2010 11:32:36 AM

guys, im bringing it with me

i'm about to hit the road to nc

leave this whole titty deep snow everywhere behind

oh wait

2/12/2010 11:35:49 AM

well come to Atlantic Beach!!!

but don't come until after I work on Saturday I need the money

2/12/2010 11:38:44 AM

I have been awake for 27 hours straight. I wonder how long I can keep this going... If I make it to 6:30, I know for sure I'll have at least 43 hours in the bag since I have to work a 10 hour shift at 7pm. I'll likely be a workaholic, thus preventing myself from sleeping during those hours at work...



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2/12/2010 12:01:39 PM

what to eat for lunch...

2/12/2010 12:09:10 PM

RAWR


WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY ERASER!? WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY ERASER


WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY ERASER?

2/12/2010 12:09:23 PM

i did

2/12/2010 12:10:04 PM

hour BACK.... get it?

hour... BACK...... get it?

2/12/2010 12:22:25 PM

in on 999

2/12/2010 12:32:17 PM

picked up in memphis, tn at 10:02 this morning

2/12/2010 12:42:33 PM

lol that is where mambagrl "lives"

2/12/2010 12:45:45 PM

Hope this meeting happens today, MO MONEY MO YAY

2/12/2010 12:46:03 PM

Ok so these kids are arguing on the playground about why this one kid got "out" in whatever game they're playing and the kid is pretty adamant that it's because this other kid farted

2/12/2010 12:51:19 PM

aaaaaaaaaahahahaha

NO FARTING ALLOWED

2/12/2010 12:51:51 PM

aww kids

2/12/2010 12:52:18 PM

futurism is retarded

2/12/2010 12:56:08 PM

Quote :

"lol that is where mambagrl "lives""

maybe i had her killed, boxed up and shipped to me just to prove whether or not she was real

2/12/2010 1:05:01 PM

well if you get caught for killing her please call on me to be your attorney

i need a job

but if you could wait until july to get caught that would be great. thanks

2/12/2010 1:06:51 PM

Quote :

"ALMOST TO 1000"

2/12/2010 1:07:40 PM

no one answered my damn question nvm


sawahash -- did you talk to your dad about Roxie?

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2/12/2010 1:08:38 PM

i dunno cadwackle

how good are you at getting people off?

2/12/2010 1:13:39 PM

oh i'm REALLLLLLL good at gettin people off

2/12/2010 1:14:37 PM

hahahahahaha now thats the kind of representation i could get down with

2/12/2010 1:15:15 PM

oh my

2/12/2010 1:16:43 PM

I get people on

2/12/2010 1:16:59 PM

DANG it's already 1:30pm

2/12/2010 1:24:35 PM

leave @ 330 = up at 3
...that gives me just enough time for a 1.25hr nap

2/12/2010 1:29:11 PM

hahahahhha

this speaker was talking about how jihadists in the future will attack each other and the rest of the world will be better off

some muslim dude started lecturing her in the questions phase about how wrong she was and how its bad that its a "us vs them" mentality, how we need to embrace them, etc etc

i wish i could have babies with that moment and raise a family of moments with it

2/12/2010 1:38:58 PM

The bbq I had at Danny's BBQ in RTP was A-maZING!

Two more weeks and no more NC BBQ

2/12/2010 1:52:52 PM

I have not had my hair this long since I got married. I am finding I like it. I am surprised.

2/12/2010 1:57:42 PM

I, too, am growing my hair out

and today is going to be a White Stripes day

2/12/2010 1:58:49 PM

Quote :

"sawahash -- did you talk to your dad about Roxie?"

yeah...for some reason I thought I PMed you but I guess I didn't...but the answer was no...sorry

2/12/2010 1:58:58 PM

aw ok


well...

anyone want to adopt a boxer?

2/12/2010 1:59:41 PM

Ok, it's 2pm, where are you?

2/12/2010 2:03:19 PM

wat

2/12/2010 2:03:23 PM

45

2/12/2010 2:03:40 PM

It's easier not to be wise and measure these things by your brains

2/12/2010 2:04:13 PM

47

2/12/2010 2:05:12 PM

ISWYDT

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2/12/2010 2:06:08 PM

4999999999999999999

2/12/2010 2:06:50 PM