smirnoff kicks arist's ass, only vodka hangover i ever had was from arist

6/27/2001 11:00:47 PM

timmah is currently in this state...

6/27/2001 11:04:45 PM

So, I guess I am the last guy who got drunk, eh? I hope I can still post here. I just saw Sonny Chiba's dad get killed. I can count on no one but myself. I must improve my skills and harden my body, and become a number one man. I cannot let anyone beat me. That is what the master says.

I just kicked the principal in the head. And punched him in the tummy. My boy says I must not go on.

Apparently I see what he was driving at, and will give him what he earned.

Eh...fuck it...I am tired. No love. Playa haters.

[Edited on June 28, 2001 at 12:25 AM. Reason : poor poor man]

6/28/2001 12:22:05 AM

You all are living in sin! You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now go study!

6/28/2001 12:23:18 AM

alcohol is made of hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon atoms. It is ALL NATURAL. Alcohol is not a sin.

6/28/2001 12:32:14 AM

Oxygen is sin too, you should atop breathing immediately and go study.

[Edited on June 28, 2001 at 12:35 AM. Reason : !]

6/28/2001 12:35:14 AM

yep thats me

7/3/2001 9:48:59 PM

crazyj is perpetually drunk

7/3/2001 9:53:28 PM

i'm fu cke up like a mothfucker

need head from bitches noow.

7/3/2001 10:51:51 PM

there should be a perpetual crack user thread

7/3/2001 11:29:50 PM

I have...

7/13/2001 4:29:18 AM

...a drinking problem.

7/13/2001 4:30:03 AM

IO am a ddrinking problem

7/13/2001 4:40:54 AM

Ya, I am pretty fucked up right now.

7/13/2001 11:31:51 PM

Quote :

"Ya, I am pretty fucked up right now."

does it hurt?

7/14/2001 12:30:06 AM

I'm not drunk........just really really tired...................

7/14/2001 12:32:37 AM

uh...no

7/14/2001 2:13:06 AM

Drnking is bad.

7/14/2001 2:17:47 AM

7/15/2001 6:43:41 AM

I will never drink again

7/16/2001 9:55:52 AM

me very drunk last summer...see that coke cup...NICE beer cup!

7/16/2001 4:08:39 PM

drinking is good

7/16/2001 4:13:11 PM

last weekend i got drunk with a friend, my sister, her friend, and my STEPMOM. weird. and we played egyptian rat screw all night

7/16/2001 11:48:04 PM

fucok you i am tdrunk lnow.... yeah

7/22/2001 1:39:59 AM

If you're old enough to be drinking, you should be old enough to say fuck, as in "Egyptian Rat Fuck"

7/22/2001 1:42:49 AM

fuck you then

7/22/2001 11:19:17 AM

what is egyptian rat screw?

7/22/2001 12:17:10 PM

Egyptian Rat Fuck is a really fun card game to play with lots of people. You divide the deck(s) among the players, who all sit around a circular table or on the ground. Players take turns putting down cards blind from the tops of their decks. If it's a face card, the next person has
jack->1
queen->2
kind->3
ace->4
chances to play another face card or the other person can take the pile. As an added bonus, anytime two of the same cards are on top anybody can slap the pile to take it. This way, even if you're "out", i.e. you've run out of cards, you can still get back in. It's crazy.

7/22/2001 12:24:55 PM

just dont play that game with Beckncsu or PinkPanther, they tiny and too quick!

7/22/2001 4:01:07 PM

no shit i got rocked by pink

7/22/2001 4:38:52 PM

i love this thread .... i just hate tfoinding it ever time I am krujnked

7/25/2001 12:20:50 AM

i an sso fucjed up at 9p0am ... just kidding

7/25/2001 9:51:56 AM

I think I am an alcoholic... no nevermined

7/29/2001 3:50:04 AM

I'm fucked up right now, and proud of it. I had a few Guinesses tonight and half a bottle of goldschlager

7/29/2001 3:52:06 AM

me aagisn agian

7/30/2001 2:11:26 AM

wurd yo

7/30/2001 2:30:22 AM

Hey FUCK YOU

8/17/2001 1:00:39 AM

*Raises hand*

8/17/2001 11:03:20 PM

i', stoned hee hee heee heee

8/18/2001 12:44:13 AM

hmm, that sounds like a fun game....right up ther with that time honored tradition of Asshole

8/18/2001 12:47:26 AM

I am back at school and celebrating with Killians
((((JeremY))))

8/18/2001 12:48:51 AM

it doesn't sound too hard, hell I'll play with Sara and Beck

8/18/2001 12:51:19 AM

present

8/18/2001 1:26:16 AM

This thread hasnt died yet?

8/18/2001 1:33:35 AM

its miller time

8/18/2001 2:04:08 AM

trouble .........................gon be trouble,.........nuff said

8/18/2001 2:27:45 AM

dude, it was trouble for me last night.... and prob. gonna be trouble tonight...

8/18/2001 1:36:10 PM

here here

8/19/2001 1:07:14 AM

i sign this thread now in honor of my saturday night excursion of which i'm actually still feeling a little bit queezy because of

8/20/2001 9:22:30 AM

I'll be needing this later

8/23/2001 9:32:10 PM