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BigPapa
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yeah i would have run his ass over

8/24/2005 12:02:08 PM

jgibelttil
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A Student called to report an injured rabbit at the intersection of Main Campus and Varsity Drive. Rabbit was located and hopped away towards the woods

8/24/2005 1:24:55 PM

The Coz
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Haha. Is that one real?

8/24/2005 1:57:50 PM

richthofen
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wouldn't surprise me. They do list basically anything involving an animal. I've saw one which went (paraphrased):

"A staff member reported a possibly injured cat under a car in the Riddick Lot. Officer located the cat, which did not appear to be injured. Cat was allowed to run free. "

And there are frequent mentions of cows that escape from the research farm facilities and get into roads or surrounding properties.

8/24/2005 2:31:44 PM

Restricted
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I hate Cyclists

8/24/2005 2:44:50 PM

Mr. Joshua
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"Campus police served an arrest warrant at a house allegedly used by area drug cartels. Suspects resisted, resulting in a firefight with officers. Four suspects were killed, with two others wounded. A seventh suspect fled in a Dodge Viper. Police were able to shoot out his tires during the high speed pursuit that followed."

8/24/2005 2:45:50 PM

Mr. Joshua
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OK. That never happened.

8/24/2005 2:51:21 PM

Smath74
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I hate Cyclists

8/24/2005 2:52:12 PM

The Coz
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Why?

8/24/2005 3:55:35 PM

Restricted
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Share the roads? How bout you share the sidewalks too...fucking slowing down traffic because you feel the need to ride on the streets

8/24/2005 3:56:39 PM

aaronburro
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^ too bad its illegal for bikes to ride on a sidewalk unless there are signs specifically stating for them to do so...

8/24/2005 4:53:09 PM

BelowMe
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Police, and EMS responded to the Sullivan Lobby in reference to a student accidentally spraying herself with pepper spray. EMS treated her. The student refused transport to the hospital.

8/24/2005 5:07:00 PM

Fumbler
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^[old]

8/24/2005 8:46:05 PM

Biofreak70
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Quote :
"A Student called to report an injured rabbit at the intersection of Main Campus and Varsity Drive. Rabbit was located and hopped away towards the woods

"



baaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

8/24/2005 8:47:35 PM

Ernie
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ahaha i was gonna post that

8/25/2005 3:45:37 PM

3 of 11
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"A staff member reported that they hit a PARKED Wolfline Bus while attempting to pass it."


haha

8/25/2005 7:11:52 PM

mattncsu19
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"RPD called to advise that they had arrested a student. They were taken to Wake County Jail. The charge was DWI and Resisting Arrest. The student was referred to the University. "


gotta hate that...get a dui and they call school on you

8/25/2005 7:19:29 PM

ssclark
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bah someone beat me to the punch on the rabbit P

8/25/2005 8:02:22 PM

aaronburro
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i almost spewed milk out my nose when I read the rabbit thing. I thought it was a joke when someone posted it yesterday...

8/25/2005 10:15:33 PM

RachelMarie
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^poor bunny

8/25/2005 10:25:16 PM

omicron101
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"9:50 PM Suspicious Officers responded to an anonymous complaint of six people outside of Becton Hall possibly consuming a controlled substance. Officers located the subjects who had been smoking flavored tobacco from a bong."

8/26/2005 12:13:33 PM

Beardawg61
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A dude from CP told me that we average six squirrel attacks a year, one got one of my buddies from a trash can outside Bostian a few years ago.

[Edited on August 26, 2005 at 12:48 PM. Reason : .]

8/26/2005 12:46:10 PM

DeputyDog
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"that is fucked up that someone's roommate ratted him out for smoking in the room. what a fucking NARC. "


Heres something to think about. Say the guy comes in and smells the pot but doesn't say anything. a few minutes later the RA or any joe "blow" walks by and smells it and calls the cops.
Police show up and find pot in the room but the guy smoking up earlier wont admit he was doing anything wrong.

Guess who gets kicked out of the dorm in less then 48 hours?? If you say both then ding ding you might win a cookie

8/28/2005 2:23:59 AM

SpiralStairs
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8/28/2005 2:14:36 PM

Jader
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why MAKE something happen that might not happen?

8/28/2005 4:03:16 PM

drunknloaded
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there is no room for narcs in society

there is no justification whatsoever

8/28/2005 4:13:06 PM

The Coz
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I would NARC on somebody in a heartbeat.

8/28/2005 4:14:32 PM

skokiaan
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^just like you would suck dick

8/28/2005 4:21:55 PM

The Coz
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Good one.

8/28/2005 4:23:58 PM

The Coz
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[Edited on August 28, 2005 at 4:37 PM. Reason : Double post!]

8/28/2005 4:37:06 PM

skokiaan
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more like double penetration

8/28/2005 4:39:23 PM

3 of 11
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"8/25/05
12:08am
A student reported loud music in the area of Carroll Hall. Officers checked the area and were unable to locate any loud music


1:36am
A student reported loud music in the area of Carroll Hall. Officers checked the area and were unable to locate loud music"



They cant even do numbers right in the Technician!...
Quote :
"Traffic Accident/Property < $1,0000"




[Edited on August 29, 2005 at 9:48 PM. Reason : roll]

8/29/2005 9:46:59 PM

jackleg
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"Welfare Check "

8/30/2005 3:20:34 AM

gunzz
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" would NARC on somebody in a heartbeat"


remind me to punch you in the throat sometime

8/30/2005 9:47:52 AM

omicron101
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"12:22 AM Medical Assist A student called to report a student fell off their bed and hit their head. Police and EMS 8 responded and evaluated them. They refused transport to Rex by EMS."


aww did someone bump their head?

8/30/2005 10:05:29 AM

BigPapa
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I found this one quite amusing
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"35784 9:26 PM Suspicious Incident A report was received of a person being duct taped to the exterior wall of Metcalf Hall. Upon the officers arrive they found a student duct taped to the wall. The student volunteered. The Officers spoke with five other students who were all residents of Metcalf Hall. The group said they were experimenting to see if a human being could be duct taped to a brick wall. No injuries or violations or University Policy were violated. "


haha dad calling to make sure his daughter wasn't fucking her boyfriend

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"5P0000999 1:34 AM Information Police A non student called to report his child was on campus in a dorm with a person of the opposite sex. He was worried that there might be a problem. When he got to campus he found that his child had already left and was on their way home. Everything was OK. "


[Edited on August 30, 2005 at 10:27 AM. Reason : doh]

8/30/2005 10:20:21 AM

nicolle
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One from today.

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"5P0001005 
1:13 AM 
Traffic Accident/DWI Arrest 
A non-student left a establishment extremely intoxicated and drove their van onto the hood of a Honda Civic parked in North Hall Lot. Extensive damage was done to both vehicles with no injuries, The non-student was charged and arrested for driving while impaired. "


Did they think the Civic was just a big metal hill???

8/30/2005 10:30:59 AM

gunzz
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hahah, good ole north hall

i lived there for 4 years

8/30/2005 11:09:44 AM

pttyndal
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And don't forget about the girl who reported her car stolen cause she couldn't find it but the campus police found it somewhere else in the same lot. it was a day full of morons in the police blotter today.

8/30/2005 12:52:19 PM

aaronburro
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oh man, the blotter was FULL of good shit today. Aside from the aforementioned examples, I liked the one where the po-po stopped a guy for drinking and driving, then cited the guy for underaged drinking, then went to his room and busted his roomie for underaged drinking too. I was like DAMN thats harsh.

8/30/2005 10:37:52 PM

JH Price
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^^
1:42 P.M. / ASSIST OTHER
A student reported her car had been stolen from the Coliseum pay lot. Officers located her vehicle in another section of the lot. She had forgotten where she had parked

8/30/2005 10:41:38 PM

aaronburro
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^probably a sorostitute, too

8/30/2005 11:00:29 PM

3 of 11
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^ probably?

8/30/2005 11:44:12 PM

Climberman
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"36912 2:18 AM Alcohol Violation Officers responded to a report of an intoxicated female walking outside of Bragaw Hall in her underwear. The female was referred to the university "

9/6/2005 2:25:41 PM

Climberman
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"36538 11:33 AM Check Person There was a report of a male subject walking the 1911 Bldg. with a badge, and a weapon. The subject was a CCBI Agent investigating a prior incident that occurred in the building "

9/6/2005 2:27:32 PM

SaabTurbo
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"5P0001054
2:26 AM
Assault

Officers responded to the Dan Allen Deck in reference to a fight involving atleast 40 people. A non student was cited for assault on a female, and trespassed for all NCSU property. Two other non students were also trespassed from all NCSU property. A male student was transported to Rex Hospital by EMS. Further action is pending. The condition of the student is unknown at this time."


[Edited on September 6, 2005 at 2:35 PM. Reason : wtf??!?11 ]

9/6/2005 2:33:47 PM

Sonia
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Sounds like some TWW idiots got serious about starting their Fight Club. Hahahaha.

9/6/2005 4:00:07 PM

drunknloaded
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damnit why couldnt i be working my 2am-6am shift at bragaw last night

unless the bitch was heinous

9/6/2005 4:22:46 PM

omicron101
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"12:11 AM Suspicious Incident A non student reported that she heard her bike being taken from her porch at Western Manor Apts. Upon arrival, officers found the bike still on the porch where the non student had left it."

9/6/2005 4:52:15 PM

pttyndal
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This place is just crawling with morons.

[Edited on September 6, 2005 at 6:14 PM. Reason : oops]

9/6/2005 6:07:06 PM

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