BigPapa All American 4727 Posts user info edit post |
yeah i would have run his ass over 8/24/2005 12:02:08 PM |
jgibelttil All American 7565 Posts user info edit post |
A Student called to report an injured rabbit at the intersection of Main Campus and Varsity Drive. Rabbit was located and hopped away towards the woods 8/24/2005 1:24:55 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26138 Posts user info edit post |
Haha. Is that one real? 8/24/2005 1:57:50 PM |
richthofen All American 15758 Posts user info edit post |
wouldn't surprise me. They do list basically anything involving an animal. I've saw one which went (paraphrased):
"A staff member reported a possibly injured cat under a car in the Riddick Lot. Officer located the cat, which did not appear to be injured. Cat was allowed to run free. "
And there are frequent mentions of cows that escape from the research farm facilities and get into roads or surrounding properties. 8/24/2005 2:31:44 PM |
Restricted All American 15537 Posts user info edit post |
I hate Cyclists 8/24/2005 2:44:50 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
"Campus police served an arrest warrant at a house allegedly used by area drug cartels. Suspects resisted, resulting in a firefight with officers. Four suspects were killed, with two others wounded. A seventh suspect fled in a Dodge Viper. Police were able to shoot out his tires during the high speed pursuit that followed." 8/24/2005 2:45:50 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
OK. That never happened. 8/24/2005 2:51:21 PM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
I hate Cyclists 8/24/2005 2:52:12 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26138 Posts user info edit post |
Why? 8/24/2005 3:55:35 PM |
Restricted All American 15537 Posts user info edit post |
Share the roads? How bout you share the sidewalks too...fucking slowing down traffic because you feel the need to ride on the streets 8/24/2005 3:56:39 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53104 Posts user info edit post |
^ too bad its illegal for bikes to ride on a sidewalk unless there are signs specifically stating for them to do so... 8/24/2005 4:53:09 PM |
BelowMe All American 3150 Posts user info edit post |
Police, and EMS responded to the Sullivan Lobby in reference to a student accidentally spraying herself with pepper spray. EMS treated her. The student refused transport to the hospital. 8/24/2005 5:07:00 PM |
Fumbler All American 4670 Posts user info edit post |
^[old] 8/24/2005 8:46:05 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A Student called to report an injured rabbit at the intersection of Main Campus and Varsity Drive. Rabbit was located and hopped away towards the woods
" |
baaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha8/24/2005 8:47:35 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
ahaha i was gonna post that 8/25/2005 3:45:37 PM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A staff member reported that they hit a PARKED Wolfline Bus while attempting to pass it." |
haha 8/25/2005 7:11:52 PM |
mattncsu19 All American 787 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "RPD called to advise that they had arrested a student. They were taken to Wake County Jail. The charge was DWI and Resisting Arrest. The student was referred to the University. " |
gotta hate that...get a dui and they call school on you8/25/2005 7:19:29 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
bah someone beat me to the punch on the rabbit P 8/25/2005 8:02:22 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53104 Posts user info edit post |
i almost spewed milk out my nose when I read the rabbit thing. I thought it was a joke when someone posted it yesterday... 8/25/2005 10:15:33 PM |
RachelMarie All American 3801 Posts user info edit post |
^poor bunny 8/25/2005 10:25:16 PM |
omicron101 All American 3662 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "9:50 PM Suspicious Officers responded to an anonymous complaint of six people outside of Becton Hall possibly consuming a controlled substance. Officers located the subjects who had been smoking flavored tobacco from a bong." |
8/26/2005 12:13:33 PM |
Beardawg61 Trauma Specialist 15492 Posts user info edit post |
A dude from CP told me that we average six squirrel attacks a year, one got one of my buddies from a trash can outside Bostian a few years ago.
[Edited on August 26, 2005 at 12:48 PM. Reason : .] 8/26/2005 12:46:10 PM |
DeputyDog All American 2059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that is fucked up that someone's roommate ratted him out for smoking in the room. what a fucking NARC. " |
Heres something to think about. Say the guy comes in and smells the pot but doesn't say anything. a few minutes later the RA or any joe "blow" walks by and smells it and calls the cops. Police show up and find pot in the room but the guy smoking up earlier wont admit he was doing anything wrong.
Guess who gets kicked out of the dorm in less then 48 hours?? If you say both then ding ding you might win a cookie 8/28/2005 2:23:59 AM |
SpiralStairs Veteran 396 Posts user info edit post |
8/28/2005 2:14:36 PM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
why MAKE something happen that might not happen? 8/28/2005 4:03:16 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
there is no room for narcs in society
there is no justification whatsoever 8/28/2005 4:13:06 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26138 Posts user info edit post |
I would NARC on somebody in a heartbeat. 8/28/2005 4:14:32 PM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
^just like you would suck dick 8/28/2005 4:21:55 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26138 Posts user info edit post |
Good one. 8/28/2005 4:23:58 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 26138 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on August 28, 2005 at 4:37 PM. Reason : Double post!]
8/28/2005 4:37:06 PM |
skokiaan All American 26447 Posts user info edit post |
more like double penetration 8/28/2005 4:39:23 PM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "8/25/05 12:08am A student reported loud music in the area of Carroll Hall. Officers checked the area and were unable to locate any loud music
1:36am A student reported loud music in the area of Carroll Hall. Officers checked the area and were unable to locate loud music" |
They cant even do numbers right in the Technician!...
Quote : | "Traffic Accident/Property < $1,0000" |
[Edited on August 29, 2005 at 9:48 PM. Reason : roll]8/29/2005 9:46:59 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
8/30/2005 3:20:34 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " would NARC on somebody in a heartbeat" |
remind me to punch you in the throat sometime8/30/2005 9:47:52 AM |
omicron101 All American 3662 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "12:22 AM Medical Assist A student called to report a student fell off their bed and hit their head. Police and EMS 8 responded and evaluated them. They refused transport to Rex by EMS." |
aww did someone bump their head?8/30/2005 10:05:29 AM |
BigPapa All American 4727 Posts user info edit post |
I found this one quite amusing
Quote : | "35784 9:26 PM Suspicious Incident A report was received of a person being duct taped to the exterior wall of Metcalf Hall. Upon the officers arrive they found a student duct taped to the wall. The student volunteered. The Officers spoke with five other students who were all residents of Metcalf Hall. The group said they were experimenting to see if a human being could be duct taped to a brick wall. No injuries or violations or University Policy were violated. " |
haha dad calling to make sure his daughter wasn't fucking her boyfriend
Quote : | "5P0000999 1:34 AM Information Police A non student called to report his child was on campus in a dorm with a person of the opposite sex. He was worried that there might be a problem. When he got to campus he found that his child had already left and was on their way home. Everything was OK. " |
[Edited on August 30, 2005 at 10:27 AM. Reason : doh]8/30/2005 10:20:21 AM |
nicolle All American 1191 Posts user info edit post |
One from today.
Quote : | "5P0001005 1:13 AM Traffic Accident/DWI Arrest A non-student left a establishment extremely intoxicated and drove their van onto the hood of a Honda Civic parked in North Hall Lot. Extensive damage was done to both vehicles with no injuries, The non-student was charged and arrested for driving while impaired. " |
Did they think the Civic was just a big metal hill???8/30/2005 10:30:59 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
hahah, good ole north hall
i lived there for 4 years 8/30/2005 11:09:44 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
And don't forget about the girl who reported her car stolen cause she couldn't find it but the campus police found it somewhere else in the same lot. it was a day full of morons in the police blotter today. 8/30/2005 12:52:19 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53104 Posts user info edit post |
oh man, the blotter was FULL of good shit today. Aside from the aforementioned examples, I liked the one where the po-po stopped a guy for drinking and driving, then cited the guy for underaged drinking, then went to his room and busted his roomie for underaged drinking too. I was like DAMN thats harsh. 8/30/2005 10:37:52 PM |
JH Price All American 1571 Posts user info edit post |
^^ 1:42 P.M. / ASSIST OTHER A student reported her car had been stolen from the Coliseum pay lot. Officers located her vehicle in another section of the lot. She had forgotten where she had parked 8/30/2005 10:41:38 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 53104 Posts user info edit post |
^probably a sorostitute, too 8/30/2005 11:00:29 PM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
^ probably? 8/30/2005 11:44:12 PM |
Climberman All American 916 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "36912 2:18 AM Alcohol Violation Officers responded to a report of an intoxicated female walking outside of Bragaw Hall in her underwear. The female was referred to the university " |
9/6/2005 2:25:41 PM |
Climberman All American 916 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "36538 11:33 AM Check Person There was a report of a male subject walking the 1911 Bldg. with a badge, and a weapon. The subject was a CCBI Agent investigating a prior incident that occurred in the building " |
9/6/2005 2:27:32 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "5P0001054 2:26 AM Assault
Officers responded to the Dan Allen Deck in reference to a fight involving atleast 40 people. A non student was cited for assault on a female, and trespassed for all NCSU property. Two other non students were also trespassed from all NCSU property. A male student was transported to Rex Hospital by EMS. Further action is pending. The condition of the student is unknown at this time." |
[Edited on September 6, 2005 at 2:35 PM. Reason : wtf??!?11 ]9/6/2005 2:33:47 PM |
Sonia All American 14028 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like some TWW idiots got serious about starting their Fight Club. Hahahaha. 9/6/2005 4:00:07 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
damnit why couldnt i be working my 2am-6am shift at bragaw last night
unless the bitch was heinous 9/6/2005 4:22:46 PM |
omicron101 All American 3662 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "12:11 AM Suspicious Incident A non student reported that she heard her bike being taken from her porch at Western Manor Apts. Upon arrival, officers found the bike still on the porch where the non student had left it." |
9/6/2005 4:52:15 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
This place is just crawling with morons.
[Edited on September 6, 2005 at 6:14 PM. Reason : oops] 9/6/2005 6:07:06 PM |