holler bitches!!

9/25/2005 4:29:53 PM

when is the premier? what happened last season?

i missed the last few episodes

9/25/2005 4:40:49 PM

premeire tonight

catch up on last season in this thread:
message_topic.aspx?topic=266420

9/25/2005 6:16:22 PM

i like how ABC started out with really long synopses, and by the end of the season they're just a paragraph long.

9/25/2005 6:58:16 PM

i think the premier is at 9e/8c

9/25/2005 7:05:10 PM

9pm, can't wait, kickass show

9/25/2005 7:55:39 PM

9/26/2005 12:16:41 AM

So when can we see the pharmacist die an painful death?

9/26/2005 8:09:47 AM

i thought the show wasn't that great last night. a few good twists here and there, but pretty boring overall for me. hope the next couple episodes get better or i'm out for the season.

9/26/2005 8:38:12 AM

I half way watched it while screwing around on my computer. Seemed pretty dull compared to most of last season, but I guess they are setting up a bunch of stuff for later in the season.

9/26/2005 9:25:54 AM

who is in the basement??

9/26/2005 9:28:47 AM

janet jackson

9/26/2005 9:30:47 AM

Quote :

"who is in the basement??"

It better be a werewolf.

9/26/2005 10:49:53 AM

Betty Applewhite: Bring out the Gimp.
Caleb: But the Gimp's sleeping.
Betty: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

9/26/2005 12:15:33 PM

do the guys that watch this show...om...you know...drink from the fairy cup

9/26/2005 12:46:03 PM

i would say

there's a very good possibility

9/26/2005 12:48:58 PM

you looking for someone to keep you company on sunday nights twista?

9/26/2005 12:53:58 PM

i just figure i'd rather either watch

sunday night football

or

porn

not some halfway shit

but hell ive nevr seen it i dunno

9/26/2005 1:38:23 PM

its entertaining and there are hotties.

something I cannot say about SNF very often.

also, who the hell doesnt have a DVR nowadays

[Edited on September 26, 2005 at 1:58 PM. Reason : *]

9/26/2005 1:58:38 PM

i don't even have real cable

9/26/2005 1:59:23 PM

i have "bootleg free dvr" aka HP Media Center Edition PC

9/26/2005 2:03:44 PM

i have a AVR
analog video recorder

its called a vcr

9/26/2005 2:21:37 PM

now i remember why i watched this show last season. the shit's pretty funny after a few beers.

9/26/2005 8:22:53 PM

I think it's her husband in the basement. It's kinda sick that Zach is Mike's child, and I hope they find Paul Young.

9/26/2005 8:55:49 PM

^but when they showed the hand on the table it was definitely white. i really dont think its the husband.

9/26/2005 10:30:11 PM

^ see I didn't think it was white... if a light-skinned african american was away from the sun for that long, I think they could get very pale. And I think it was weird how in the beginning the son said about his father being dead, and then she asked why he was lying about it.

9/27/2005 12:29:01 AM

I definitely think it's the husband in the basement...but in true DH fashion, it will be something like her "son" isn't really her son and it's actually her lover/hubby and the real son is the guy in the basement...

9/27/2005 12:34:17 AM

^they do seem to have a really weird mother/son relationship... i mean who asks their child to do something like that to anyone

9/27/2005 12:41:05 AM

ugh, they need to hurry up and kill zach off. i got hopeful there for a second.

9/27/2005 12:57:31 AM

they aren't going to do that though bc then mike will be all sad and won't be able to love susan yadda yadda yadda

9/27/2005 9:05:25 AM

well as it stands now, susan won't be w/ mike while zach is around and still his son...so the only way they could be together is if zach died.


i forgot, who was diedra to mike? i was thinking earlier that they were siblings but i guess since zach is mike's kid that's not right. or is it?

9/27/2005 9:55:34 AM

I thought she was just a girlfriend. but there has to be a stronger connection if he is willing to go through all this.

I must have missed it somewhere, but in the first season, how did Susan know diedra's sister? How did she know where to find dudes house that was paying Mike?

9/27/2005 11:00:00 AM

i bet you in the end zach won't even be his son, and all that drama between them would have been for nothing

9/28/2005 8:04:58 PM

i'm curious what role the body they thought was zach will play

was that someone important?

9/29/2005 12:36:41 PM

looked like the gardeners fag roommate, but i dont think it was

[Edited on September 29, 2005 at 1:06 PM. Reason : *]

9/29/2005 1:06:20 PM

Couldn't it just be a dead guy

cripes
its like everything has to mean something on tv now

i feel like i've walked into the LOST thread or something

9/29/2005 1:11:55 PM

^^ I was thinking the same thing

9/29/2005 11:26:46 PM

maybe something good will happen tonight to hold our attention just a lil bit eh?

10/2/2005 7:40:01 PM

wonder who the man in the basement is

a quasimodo husband?
maybe they faked his death for some reason...?

10/2/2005 8:31:28 PM

haha newpaper kid's face is gonna be fuuuucked up!

10/2/2005 9:05:07 PM

that was great
DEADBEAT!

10/2/2005 11:16:37 PM

susan has fucked over edie britt so many times

10/3/2005 1:06:46 AM

All of these Desperate Housewives are complete trash and shitty people. I find it hard to find a character to 'go for' on this show.

10/3/2005 8:09:23 AM

lynette trashy and shitty?
bree?

riiiiiiiiiight.

10/3/2005 9:15:54 AM

the stupid bitch let a rat loose in her house to fucking con her husband into cleaning up.

not to mention the bitch went behind her husbands back to make sure he didnt get a job he wanted/deserved
[trash]

brie is alright, but she is still a shitty parent.

[Edited on October 3, 2005 at 9:21 AM. Reason : *]

10/3/2005 9:20:15 AM

more like lynnette's husband is a lazy bastard

[Edited on October 3, 2005 at 9:30 AM. Reason : ]

10/3/2005 9:30:43 AM

Susan- she's a nutcase if you ask me and I mean she does have reason to be but she really needs to take some me time before she loses it.

Edie- she provoked Susan when Susan was really trying to ignore her but it would be interesting to see how she treats Susan now.

Bree- I loved how she slapped his mom, but I wonder if they will find out that the pharmacist messed up Rex's pills

Gabrielle- No clue what to say about her

Lynette- eewwwww I might say that I saw a rat, but under NO condition am I actually setting one loose in my own house. I mean what if Tom hadn't seen it... It would've just been crawling around the house getting even nastier.

I forgot the new lady's name, but I have no idea what is going on in that basement.

10/3/2005 10:12:33 AM

If anything

I am going for Bree to find out about the Pharmacist and go medival on his ass

10/3/2005 10:55:56 AM

bree's mother is evil...i missed last season's last episode, i think, and the first episode of this season. so idk wtf is going on in the basement, but it's fairly entertaining. and i like lynette. i think it's funny, her control issues, having to change the sheets and stuff.

10/3/2005 11:22:11 AM

Its hilarious to sabatoge your husbands career and let rodents loose in your home instead of trying to talk it out.

she is GREAT

10/3/2005 11:26:03 AM