We have the guns, the rednecks, the military personel and the numbers

we have a nuclear power plant that we could get crunkin out some WMDs

Not to mention a bunch of arabs who could go in waves of mujahadin attacks

I say we take the law school and med school and burn the rest of it. All the women should be shipped to Raleigh for re-educationing and the men shot and killed.

Franklin street would be saved. We'll put up red flags and march through the street like the germans in the arch de triumph, Paris.

Then we should sign a peace treaty with Duke until we've reconsolidated and then just blow that university to hell.

9/26/2005 5:29:40 PM

Oh yeah, I like that sport, too.

9/26/2005 5:44:09 PM

well

our colours are Red, White, and Black

and the Block S is pretty darn close...

9/26/2005 5:48:01 PM

sure why not

9/26/2005 5:49:28 PM

since when is black a school color?

9/26/2005 6:23:43 PM

^ SILENCE!

9/26/2005 6:29:59 PM

this doesnt really have anything to do with sports

9/26/2005 6:30:21 PM

no, blowing shit up is a sport

9/26/2005 6:35:14 PM

lets do it TOMORROW!

9/26/2005 6:45:51 PM

no, blowing shit up is a sport

9/26/2005 6:48:33 PM

Just when you're ready to count out John Bunting yet again, he steps up to the plate, yet again. In fact, following North Carolina's 31-24 win over N.C. State on Saturday, the hottest seat on Tobacco Road is no longer occupied by Bunting but Chuck Amato. We've been hearing for years about all the Parade All-Americas the chesty coach is luring to Raleigh, but since Philip Rivers' departure, all these blue-chippers have managed to produce is a 6-8 record and the most penalized team known to man (12 in the loss to Virginia Tech, 10 against the Tar Heels).

9/26/2005 7:06:51 PM

mmmmmm copy/paste

9/26/2005 7:14:22 PM

^^ mmm sad but true...

9/26/2005 7:57:16 PM

but at least our colors arent fag blue

we can hang our hats on knowing that we dont look like a pack of fucking smurfs

9/26/2005 8:40:46 PM

YEAH WE DONT LIKE d00ds LOL!

9/26/2005 8:45:27 PM

did anyone notice that our band played the Smurfs' theme song during the game. i loled.

9/27/2005 7:53:17 PM

bttt

9/29/2005 11:19:17 PM

Well the wake county land field is starting to get full. Guess we could send all out trash to Ch.

9/29/2005 11:32:17 PM

Yeah is say just dump all the garbage on franklin street where it belongs

9/30/2005 12:02:18 AM

^ its already full

9/30/2005 12:32:18 AM

i can see it now...

we march in guns blazing and some faggot goes,

"oh, stop the silly fightinnnnnnnnnnnnnng. We stho surrennnnnder"

9/30/2005 12:36:07 AM

i approve of this thread

9/30/2005 1:01:05 AM

9/30/2005 9:10:23 AM

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9/30/2005 9:29:18 AM

I got the master plan now. I will get the football and rifle teams drunk off of Shnapps after successfully signing treaty with Duke

Then we'll send an "every thing is ok" message via unc school news channel before we drop our airborne units in from the east.

they will infiltrate and secure the medical and law schools for occupation

then we send in a coalition force of students from all the lesser 16 unc institutions to be our spearhead.

Once the coalition forces have done their damage, we set up a feign attack on the dean dome (the place of most anticipated resistence) and then retreat, exposing the coalition forces in the open so they go down with the enemy.

Then we send in our rifle teams to mop up the survivors

Chapel HIll is ours...

11/7/2005 5:11:22 PM

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" land field"

11/7/2005 5:14:37 PM

This is a great plan and all, but why would we want to "occupy" that horrible shithole. I say just level it, and take credit for anything good they ever did, which isnt much.

11/8/2005 12:14:45 AM

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"the medical and law schools"

11/8/2005 1:04:35 AM

hyuck hyuck hyuck

11/8/2005 1:37:27 AM

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"we have a nuclear power plant that we could get crunkin out some WMDs"

OMG, Osama!!1

11/8/2005 10:09:49 AM

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"We've been hearing for years about all the Parade All-Americas the chesty coach is luring to Raleigh, but since Philip Rivers' departure, all these blue-chippers have managed to produce is a 6-8 record and the most penalized team known to man (12 in the loss to Virginia Tech, 10 against the Tar Heels)."

Hmmmm. Mario Williams has had 8 sacks in the last three games.... Andre Brown rushes for 248 and 179 in the last two games.... And NC State isn't even in the top 25 in penalties (tied for 30th this week). Please stfu and gtfo since your copied/pasted opinion has been torn to shreds. kthxbyebye

11/8/2005 10:21:18 AM

^what does this have to do with this thread?

11/8/2005 11:13:13 AM

see usualsuspects post above for relevance. He brought it up, so I decided to reply to it....

I like the idea of annexing tearing down Chapel Hill and disbanding that group of intolerable sufferable excuses for human beings over there. There are plenty of community colleges in NC that they would get plenty of a challenge from attending.

As for what we do with certain buildings over there.
-I propose we turn Kenan into a wastewater treatment plant for Raleigh. It's big enough and crap seems to fit in well there.
-I propose we take apart the Dean E. Smith center brick by brick. Following the dismantling, we should bury the bricks on the site, and plow salt into the ground so nothing will ever grow there...ever.
-I propose that we add engines to the rocket shaped belltower and shoot it skyward. If we're lucky it will not make it out of the atmosphere and land in Greenville (two problems with one answer). If it does make it into space, it will be the largest piece of crap to enter space since SkyLab.
-I propose that we dismantle all of the other buildings on that campus and use their bricks to build a 25 ft thick, 30 ft high wall all the way around Chapel Hill and Carrboro. There will be no entrances/exits, and all within will be kept there until their lives have expired. Hey, they all love the place so much they want to die there, we'll just help expedite the process. Also, a brick oven will be built around the "old well". Upon completion, this oven will be turned on and we will watch as the well's structure melts into a pool.
-Finally, I propose that all roads in and out of the Chapel Hill area be blocked, and warning signs placed at a 50 mile radius to alert travellers to the dangers that face them if they get too close to the wall.

That is all. Heil Wolfpack!

[Edited on November 8, 2005 at 11:34 AM. Reason : ]

11/8/2005 11:21:21 AM

good pt.

forgot about that

[Edited on November 8, 2005 at 11:27 AM. Reason : ]

11/8/2005 11:27:17 AM

Dont you know the easiest way to get rid of everyone at UNC is to wait for Gay Day at disney world, then nuke it.

11/8/2005 11:55:20 PM

hyuck hyuck hyuck

11/9/2005 12:57:29 AM

Ein volk, ein reich, ein wolfpack!

11/9/2005 1:38:23 AM

before we destroy unc....lets refugee all the unc girls to ncsu.......and make sure they get some durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........................great fucking thread............

11/9/2005 4:15:12 AM