http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html

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"It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico. Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest"

9/29/2005 1:43:59 PM

IF THEY'RE SO SMART HOW COME THEY GET CAUGHT IN THE TUNA NETS

9/29/2005 1:44:44 PM

IF DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART, HOW COME THEY LIVE IN IGLOOS?

9/29/2005 1:48:12 PM

Dolphins: [singing] So long, and thanks for all the fish / So sad that it should come to this / We tried to warn you all, but, oh, dear / You may not share out intellect / Which might explain your disrespect / For all the natural wonders that grow around you / So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!
Dolphins: [singing] The world's about to be destroyed / There's no point getting all annoyed / Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you / Despite those nets of tuna fleets / We thought that most of you were sweet / Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women / So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!
Dolphin: [singing] If I had just one last wish / I would like a tasty fish!
Dolphin: [singing] If we could just change one thing / We would all have learnt to sing!
Dolphins: [singing] Come one and all / Man and mammal / Side by side / In life's great gene pool!
Dolphins: [singing] So long, so long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long and thanks for all the fish!

9/29/2005 2:12:48 PM

^that movie sucked

9/29/2005 4:06:25 PM

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"Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women "

that line is very strange

9/29/2005 4:10:42 PM

Throw me a frickin bone here.

I'm the boss.

Need the info.

9/29/2005 4:11:37 PM

9/29/2005 8:58:22 PM

HUMANS RULE

DOLPHINS CAN SUCK IT

9/29/2005 9:08:35 PM

FRIGGIN LASER BEAMS ON THEIR HEADS

9/29/2005 11:31:35 PM

ARE THEY ILL TEMPERED?

9/29/2005 11:35:28 PM

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"that movie sucked"

9/29/2005 11:40:21 PM

but the books were good.

9/30/2005 12:03:33 AM

ha-ha, you read books

9/30/2005 12:30:31 AM

^^I thought it was dirka.

9/30/2005 12:31:57 AM

it didn't suck

9/30/2005 12:35:13 AM

9/30/2005 12:38:13 AM

^^It totally did.

[Edited on September 30, 2005 at 12:51 AM. Reason : Even for $1.50.]

9/30/2005 12:51:13 AM

As long as the sharks with lazers on their heads didn't get out of the tank as well.

9/30/2005 11:17:59 AM

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"As long as the sharks with frickin lazers"

9/30/2005 11:20:06 AM

My bad

9/30/2005 11:21:14 AM

hah.

i guess one will eventually become that dolphin that saves johnny mnemonic

9/30/2005 12:27:05 PM

gg

9/30/2005 12:54:25 PM