Hollywood has officially decided to rub the collective nose of all Americans in its own feces.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

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"Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes. "

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"Credited cast: Samuel L. Jackson rest of cast listed alphabetically: .... "

Samuel L, you bastard!

10/8/2005 12:26:17 AM

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/samuel-l-jackson/dudesnakes-on-a-plane-117687.php

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"Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121— Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man! Beaks: Exactly. Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title. Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything! Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t. Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane? Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back! "

This has got to be the best random anecdote of all time.

So it was pitched as "Snakes on a Plane" but they changed the title.

Samel L told the honchos that they had to change the working title back to "Snakes on a Plane" or else.

I take it all back. This will probably be the best movie of all time.

10/8/2005 12:34:11 AM

Hahahaha that shit's awesome.

10/8/2005 12:43:15 AM

OWWW!! THAT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKE BIT ME!!

10/8/2005 12:44:29 AM

THEY'RE SNAKES

ON A PLANE

AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

10/8/2005 12:55:05 AM

i bet they open a door in mid air, create a vaccum, and suck the snakes out. the end dont see the movie i just explained it

10/8/2005 12:58:02 AM

Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake!!!

10/8/2005 1:00:37 AM

when the series reaches several sequels it will be

Snakes on a Plane 4
snakes on the space shuttle.



since all great horror movies end up in space eventually

10/8/2005 1:14:58 AM

It's funny you just posted that... I'm going through a thread that has been photoshoping this source image...



And I thought this was fucking hillarious.

10/8/2005 1:20:52 AM

the snakes have rocket packs, awesome

10/8/2005 1:37:28 AM

http://www.raige.net/RaigeFiles/sjackson.swf

Enjoy

10/8/2005 1:49:11 AM

wow, this might possibly be the best movie ever. what if the snakes talk? EVEN BETTER.

10/8/2005 1:49:39 AM

Snakes on a plane 3: Air Viper

10/8/2005 9:23:41 AM

aahaha, this thread makes me lol. I cant wait to see this movie.

10/8/2005 10:33:40 AM

those pictures are hillarious

10/8/2005 10:48:06 AM

THEY GOT OUR JETPACKS, MAN!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS GOT OUR JETPACKS!!!

10/8/2005 11:48:50 AM

Which snakes are yours?

The snakes that spell out bad motherfucker, motherfucker!

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"“Anacondas on land are for pussies. SNAKES ON A PLANE!”"

[Edited on October 8, 2005 at 11:55 AM. Reason : asd]

10/8/2005 11:54:31 AM

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10/8/2005 12:33:46 PM

GET OFF MY PLANE!

10/8/2005 2:37:59 PM

YES I MENT TO KILL THEM, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

10/8/2005 4:00:20 PM

haha, i might have to see this just to think about this thread while watching it

10/8/2005 4:22:43 PM

Quote :

"Snakes on a plane 3: Air Viper"

In this one, the snakes overrun an Air Force base and create a squadron of hotshot snake fighter pilots. They proceed to wreak havoc upon the skies. Only a team of the world's best nature show hosts (led by Steve Irwin) are able to stop them, by being trained as pilots. The fate of the world will rest in their hands.

10/8/2005 6:20:17 PM

so my boyfriend thought that those pictures were so funny
that he would put one as my background on my computer


i just took a nap
and i had a nightmare about snakes
orange ones and yellow ones and white ones
and they were big and in my room and i had to get knives from downstairs to kill them.

10/8/2005 7:13:26 PM

there has to be a scene of a snake coming out of the control pannel in the cockpit

10/8/2005 8:22:33 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of when the oxygen masks fall out, so do the pythons.

Poor Sammy. First he's eaten by an Einstein shark (while LLCoolJ gets away scott-free) and now it's flying fucking snakes.

10/8/2005 8:49:35 PM

10/8/2005 10:00:24 PM

Maybe the boss snake will be an anaconda that lives in the cargo compartment.

10/8/2005 10:14:16 PM

hell yeah

i love stupid ass movies like this

I WILL BE FIRST IN LINE

anyone see PYTHON? that was the shit

10/8/2005 10:16:44 PM

^^^Don't tell me Fat Albert gonna get eat by Snakes on Da Plane!

Damn must be on Ebonic Airlines or he's just sittin' in the black section. Guess they ain't no honkies up in dis plane.

[Edited on October 8, 2005 at 10:23 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2005 10:18:33 PM

Needs more shatner(sp?)

10/9/2005 12:09:30 PM

^^ It's called coach.

10/9/2005 12:21:56 PM

i had a crazy dream about snakes last night because of this thread!

10/9/2005 12:55:51 PM

I MUST see this movie.

10/9/2005 1:01:43 PM

I heard someone talking about this on the wolfline today.

THERE'S ALREADY OSCAR BUZZ

10/11/2005 12:29:31 PM

ATTENTION SAMUEL L: You're allowed to TURN DOWN parts every now and then!

10/11/2005 1:51:02 PM

how could anyone turn down snakes on a plane?

huh?

that's right, you CANT

10/11/2005 3:16:11 PM

niggas gotta eat

10/11/2005 3:18:20 PM

this movie is going to be an instant classic.

10/11/2005 4:29:03 PM

Courtesy of Rottentomatoes

[Edited on October 11, 2005 at 4:41 PM. Reason : spaces]

10/11/2005 4:40:51 PM

omg double post

[Edited on October 12, 2005 at 12:23 AM. Reason : ]

10/12/2005 12:22:26 AM

That's right, bitch. I'm getting paid 13 million to say goddamn 8 times and act surprised when I see some fucking snakes.

10/12/2005 12:23:00 AM

Say snake again!!

10/12/2005 12:39:23 AM

i think its funny

that everyone who has heard of this movie says the title the same way

snakes...........On a plane!!!

10/12/2005 1:25:33 AM

You may have seen Snakes before...but these ain't yo momma's snakes! And shut yo' goddamn mouf anyway! Get me a motherfucking bag of peanuts, cracka!

This summer....SNAKES!

On a plane...

[Edited on October 12, 2005 at 1:50 AM. Reason : []

10/12/2005 1:49:44 AM

I'm kinda hoping there is a rich woman in first class wearing some kind of expensive scarf and a snake drops down around her neck and she thinks it is just part of her scarf. Then Sam tries to help her and she is all like "Hey, I'm rich, don't let this black man assault me!" and the snake kills her. btw, me and Sam are on a first name basis.

10/12/2005 7:21:21 AM

SNAKES!

10/22/2005 11:33:59 PM

Quote :

"Say snake again!!"

rofl

10/23/2005 12:14:44 AM

I didn't make these, btw, I just grabbed em off another message board that has the gay php attachment thing so you can't direct link em

10/23/2005 12:15:33 AM

^hahahaha those are great.

10/23/2005 12:25:18 AM

Ahaha. I watched Planes, Trains, and Automobilies last night. They edited it pretty heavily though. What a shame.

[Edited on October 23, 2005 at 12:30 AM. Reason : ]

10/23/2005 12:28:55 AM