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Mr E Nigma
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come on. there is no heaven and hell, people.

11/23/2005 11:24:50 AM

DaveOT
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I'm in my own personal Hell right now.

11/23/2005 11:27:50 AM

Republican18
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not this shit again. ya know what hell is.....being forced to read the wolf web and every 5 minutes a different jackass keeps posting the same atheists, religion is stupid there is no god threads becasue he thinks he is being original.

cue froshkillers rant.......and.........now

11/23/2005 11:39:44 AM

cyrion
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Quote :
"Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word."


better?

11/23/2005 11:50:01 AM

ddlakhan
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whoever took the time to write that deserves a cookie.... cause damn it if it ain't true....

11/23/2005 11:58:47 AM

Mr E Nigma
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im actually a college grad. thanks though. just trying to provoke some discussion

11/23/2005 11:59:50 AM

Shivan Bird
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[Edited on November 23, 2005 at 12:11 PM. Reason : whoops]

11/23/2005 12:11:17 PM

ddlakhan
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it has nothing to with that... you could be bill fucking gates for all it matters... if you even looked through more than 2 pages you would see thread after thread on this exact subject and many more, pretty much all of this has been argued into the ground.

11/23/2005 12:28:18 PM

Mr. Joshua
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It's nice. But there's a shortage of chairs.

11/23/2005 12:31:17 PM

PinkandBlack
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most atlantans agree you will know people in heaven. there are streets in heaven to drive on. yes, there are vehicles in heaven, driven by the angels.

11/23/2005 12:41:09 PM

Kris
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[Edited on November 23, 2005 at 1:14 PM. Reason : ]

11/23/2005 1:09:51 PM

cyrion
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"Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to forums in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives (during and after college) you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers. Now that you're logged in and in no mood to do a search, it seems perfectly suitable to make a thread.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE GRADUATE"


better?

11/23/2005 6:59:58 PM

CPKontalonis
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that's FroshKiller

11/23/2005 7:12:53 PM

Republican18
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there could be an after life or everything just goes black and you become unaware of anything....we wont ever know will we



well, ill tell ya what, first wolf webber to die has an obligation to get his happy dead ass to a computer and post the answer and settle this god/religion/afterlife debate forever.....sound fair enough

[Edited on November 24, 2005 at 3:02 AM. Reason : . ]

11/24/2005 3:01:27 AM

Fry
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this would be the BLUDGEONING of a dead horse...

11/24/2005 3:33:56 AM

philihp
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^useless talk costs lives.

11/24/2005 4:18:46 AM

cyrion
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^^^ they dont have the internet in hell

11/24/2005 9:25:21 AM

spookyjon
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Sticky.

11/24/2005 10:52:43 AM

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